[b]HEY PEOPLE.... MATT KING - REGARDING YOUR DOUBLE HARMONIC MINOR THING , ITS NOT A MINOR COS IT HASN'T GOT A b3 IN IT!!!

JOE - ON YOUR SET LIST, WHERE IS TRACK 20? AND ITS GOOD TO SEE TIME MACHINE IN IT BUT WHAT ABOUT MOTORCYCLE DRIVER AND CRUSHING DAY AND BACK TO SHALLA-BAL?

ANYONE ELSE GOING TO BIRMIGHAM ON JULY 19TH?? IF SO..HOW LONG DID YOUR TICKETS TAKE TO ARRIVE?

Hey Joe!

I see that you're doing three gigs in the UK but none of them are in bonnie Scotland. I used to be able to rely on you to come to Scotland at keast once per tour. Are there any plans for new tour dates, including Scotland?

Cheers

Local Dude - Nah, I did the OCR paper. Good job too, given Edexcel's performance this year... lol. I hope your girlfriend did well with hers. Mine went pretty well, except the first extract on the tape was of a particularly poor quality and I had to complete the bass part on the score, BUT I COULDN'T F*CKING HEAR IT COZ THE TAPE WAS SO SH*TTY! lol. Anyway, what doesn't kill us makes us stronger...

Joe - Just thought I'd say how much I'm enjoying your column in Guitar World. Your's and Mr Vai's were the best they've had since I've been a reader. Zakk Wylde's is pretty cool, and OH MY GOD THERE'S A T.V.R. TUSCAN PARKED JUST DOWN THE ROAD FROM MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!! so was Kirk Hammett's. Anyways, just thought I'd show my appreciation. Looking forward to the new album...

L8rs, Neil.

HEy Masamune, Have you ever heard of this game called ChronoCross? I was jsut wondering cuz your name is the name of one of the sword characters in it. I am writing a novell based on the characters of the game is why.

Joe, any interest in doing a show in Minneapolis on Saturday September 28th in conjunction with the CEDIA (Custom Electronic Design & Installation Association) show? Philips Consumer Electronics is interested in sponsoring such a show highlighting your involvement in releasing albums in the new high resolution SACD format. We have been involved in such sponsorships at this show in the past. We are the co-creator of the SACD format and will be demonstrating the technology at this show.

Happy belated dad's day to all the dads on line.

Natalina - I'm answering the food question now, If I had to think of Joe as food he would be CHOCOLATE of course, moreish, very tasty no matter what time of day, it's great eaten quick, slow, melted, straight from the fridge in fact any way you like really and is as versatile as Joe's fab music and you never get tired of it. Is that enough. ha ha

JOE - we love the blue stuff. Counting the days till we see you next month.

Person playing live - sorry can't remember your name, too many posts, anyway, to prevent nerves playing live I was told once to imagine the audience naked, works every time. ha ha. You must have heard this one.

Anibur - what new job have you got, it has to be more exciting than mine.

ibztone those burnt js guitars r nice.now if i could get a 7 string version of it i would be happy check out the www.ibanez.com and choose japan they have loads of guitars we can not get over here.

If Joe were a food, i'd say he'd be a Freebird Burrito. Everything you would want wrapped in a tortilla. (i dont know how the tortilla relates to Joe, but everything else does)

Hello Joe i hope you are busy in the time please send an email to answer my proposal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to meet you when you come to france let me know!!!!!

i still not buy your album i do this i hope when i found time !!!! i want ask a question : is possible to listen some mp3 on your site before buying or not?

answer please !!