Hi to Joe and all of the crew:)

I have one little question - how much videos were made for Joe's song ?? ( I mean not those "live")

STU CLONE- we need a review of the mike stern, victor wooten, & dave weckl show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, guys! How dy Joe!

jazzy boy- if joe confused the darkness with Zepp, I think I'd have to slap him! BTW stuclone mentioned it earlier, the JS1200 has a newly designed PAF JOE neck pickup, gives it an extra fat sound.

Deathcube: the darkness is cool man I dont care what anyone says.

The white stripes and The Darkness.......one is white and the other is dark, but their music is seriously the opposite of what their band names are.

Jackass White and Meg White: Are they bro and sis or hubby and wife? So damn confusing. Its what the media has done to my sanity. Well, I shouldnt give a shit about their personal lives but now I'm tempted. Assholes!

Joe: If there was one song you wish you never would have recorded....which one would it be? . come on, answer this one!

I think I Ibanez should come out with a JS guitar named Gold boy. I think Prince already used up that idea.

cinnamongirl34f- I admire your enthusiasm. Not that this is of particular significance, but the unfortunate truth is that Joe Satriani has relatively few female fans. (Most of his fans play the electric guitar and this is largely done my males.)

Joe is beyond compare. I guess he's got his place and his place isnt monstrous. But it's is secure. And will keep an eye to that :-)

howdy folks! question for all. does anyone here work in an emergency room? if so, could it possibly be explained to me the theory behind the "stretchers come before people" mentality? yesterday morning i had another episode and miranda found me unconscious on the floor. instead of calling an ambulance she, all 115 lbs of her dragged me, all 200 lbs of me to the car and took me to the emergency room. a security guard picked me up and put me in a wheelchair and in we went. and then waited. and waited. and waited some more. after five hours still nothing. she went to complain and the check in nurse said that "stretchers come before people" as in the people from the ambulances. now i'm sure a lot of these people were in more urgent need of immediate care than i was, but not all of them. of course i have no way of knowing this because the entire time i'm still unconscious. never once awoke to see what was going on. perhaps they assumed i was high or something. anyway, miranda finally flipped out enough to get the same security guard to take me to her car and she took me to another hospital where upon seeing my condition, still out like a light, and hearing the circumstances, had me in a bed within 2 minutes and hooked up to a variety of devices within 5. strange day indeed.

by the way, apologies for not using caps, right hand completely folded now, all legato on the keyboard. right hand useless as tits on a boar. did a lot of skimming, well, not a lot, check last few hours stuff. will catch up at a later date.

alexandre: best wishes to your father. hope all turns out well. mental attitude can make all the difference in the world. make sure to keep his mood light and relatively happy if possible. warm regards to you my friend.

let's see, playlists? the only stuff i listen to on my computer is everyone's stuff around here and recently that's been mostly death cube K, plum loco, master yoda and clarky. cds in the changer at the moment are louis armstrong and duke ellington- the great summit, frank zappa- have i offended someone, rush- caress of steel, leo kottke- 6 and 12 string guitar, megadeth- hidden treasures. most played joe album- time machine disc 1. least- time machine disc 2 (don't know, just works out that way)

The Darkness aren't actually that bad at all. In fact, if you're a UK resident you may well have found them relieving, given all the other shite that's destroying the national music scene...

yes, megaboyd, I dont have their disc yet but i like their high-pitched sound- A guilty pleasure to be sure! oh well.

Jazzy boy- At least the Darkness is willing to solo, which is more than most pop rock bands out there are willing to do. Don't get me wrong, they're not great. I just like 'em. they're just a good 'ol rock band.

Master Yoda I actually agree with you. At last we are hearing some real musicians instead of manufactured shite. Some of thier stuff is not my cup of tea but respect to them for getting there.

WOOHOOO I have just ordered my tickets for the G3 in Bournemouth. It will be the first time i have seen Joe Live and I can't wait! Gone for seats, not sure if thats the right move but never mind!!

Clarky If you do go to the Bournemouth gig it would be great to catch up with you, let me know!

Oh and thanks to Chromeboy6? for letting us know they were on sale! Cheers dude.

eta - Opeth are fucking amazing!!!!!!!! Check out Blackwater Park. That's a great album. They also did an amazing acoustic-type record called Damnation. My band's address is http://www.recoil-music.tk.

Olly - Where did you find the G3 tickets? I can't find them on Ticketmaster or Wayahead...

eta - Fuck genres; I like music. If it grabs my ear, I dig it... That's not a bad site, but I'd like to hear some of their tunes, rather than just read the lyrics. There's an MP3 of one of our songs on my band's site - have you managed to download yet? Right click > Save Target As...