Joeman9: Did you get your email problem fixed? I have some really kuul stuff to send to you, bud! Please, don't sweat the small stuff, my friend! It's not worth it! Life is so very short! Nuff said!

Matt Matinez: Marty Friedman for G3? Definitely! But Marty is a little cocky bastard! I am HUGE Megadeth fan but marty is just lost in his own world to think about important things like G3. He seems to be enjoying his J-Pop world, eating sushi and banging the skin tight Japanese Femdom. Good for him. I think Marty would be a great addition to G3. Any hot Japanese chicks in here to give Marty a call and ask him to join G3? I also heard that he is going on his own "g3" with ALex Skolnick and Chris Poland. Chirs Poland was one of the ex-guitarists for Megadeth and Alex played for the amazing Testament. btw, Alex took lessons from Joe during ancient times when hairspray was glorified. What brand of Shampoo and hairspray does Joe use?

Farting Gnome: Still no luck listening to Joe on my TV but my PC decided to get along with me and work.

Nice to know Bill is recovering. Cheers.

As for me, I am going to a party again

mari, Check it out at www.OldGlory.com. It's Item # 4OE27052. I was so sick of seeing all these cars with every vacation spot listed on their vehicle. I swear I've seen cars (mostly mini vans) with like 5 & 6 of these things clogging up their whole back window. Who friggin' cares when ya been man! lmao! On the way home from Ocean City, MD 2 years ago, I think I counted about 15-20 OBX stickers on vehicles on the way home. When I opened up my Old Glory catalog and seen they had one that read FU, I damn near fell on the floor. Best $1.98 I ever spent. lmao!! I was even stopped at a red light one day, and a guy rolled up next to me laughing telling me to roll down my window. He wanted to know where I got the sticker. He thought it was the best sticker he'd ever seen. lol! I don't have anything against those stickers in small doses, but it seemed like everywhere I looked I saw another one. Overkill. Knowhatimean? lol! As for waiting for the DT guys after the show...we waited for about an hour after the last show at the Tower. When the guys finally came out they RAN onto the bus, then the bus almost RAN us over. My husband doesn't want to do that again. We'll have to meet before or after the show. I have no idea what you look like, so you'll have to help me out a bit there. I'll probably wear my black/silver Satch shirt & my black leather jacket? Not sure yet?

Shogun Vai: Isn't it incredible how one song can totally move your soul?! I had heard "Say Hello to Heaven" by Temple of the Dog several times but never knew who it was! Each time I hear that song , it just blew me away, and I didn't know who performed the song! I knew it was a familiar voice! (it was during my hiatus , so I was clueless!) I'm listening to the CD again cause I love it so much! Just like the 1st time I heard "Life by the Drop" and "Change It"! There are so many more, but these are the one's that stand out! Telephone Song by SRV is one that always makes me smile! Rock On!

Michelle: Yeah, I need an FU sticker! Thanks for the info! Our strategy for DT will be to hook up before the show! Most definitley! It took us a 1/2 hr+ to get out of the garage cause we were on the top! I will try to be there by 7:00pm. I will be wearing jeans and a black leather jacket, i am a tall blonde(5'8) , bangs/ slightly past shoulder is my hair. I look like a Swedish Bikini Blonde that could stand to lose a few pounds!LOL! My seat is R/C OR row PP seat 101 so I'm on the end. I'll get my cell phone nu. to you before the show so we don't miss each other! I can't wait to meet you and your husband! Such interesting people!

Shogun - Amen my brother, Amen.

Matt King - Its nice to see you......its been too long. Hope all is well in the world of COE.

Trutina - Its is soooooooo nice to have you back dude. Its hard to believe that after what you have been through you still have a great sense of humour. Keep on rocking in the free world!!!

Hey Joe! I just picked up the G3 live cd and DVD! My mind, once again, has been blown... I was stinkin' pshyced to find that G3 was recorded in Denver, my hometown (I've always lived there, but I'm only 16...) . There is not much to say, I've been a hardcore fan since about a year ago, and almost own all of your albums (which is an accomplishment for me). The self entitled "Joe Satriani" album is my bible for guitar licks (I love the tone, the feel, and the overall simplicity on that one). On the other hand, my favorite one to just listen to is "Engines of Creation", right now anyway (It's great speeding music). Keep on Melodisizin' Joe!

PS- hi to all you other fans out there, you guys have a great taste in music!

Jazzy Boy - Who cares? Anyone who has ever had or will ever have a trademark cares about this Gibson / PRS case. Trademark infringement is a serious problem.

mick87: lol on the 74 Simulator Mike, it used to drive me crazy cause of that damn overhead c/b panel!!.... Go to sit in the pilot or co-pilot seat and BANG!! off the head, lmao!!.... And you really see what the difference is compared to a quick, exacting response fighter, lol, the heavy's are whales, hehe!! btw, glad you guys are ok from that stint in the water ;-)

SupaaDave: HAHA!!.... You have been blessed by Steve f***in VAI, lol, your in for a surprise when you get Live At The Astoria.... You will never be the same!! ;-)

michelle: lol on JOE's bald head, he is one kuul mo-fo!!.... I'd like to see him take his shades off, although I've read that he doesnt want to show the expressions he makes cause he get's pretty trippy lookin', lmao!!.... btw, I was laughing when I read about your daughters friends Dad in the driveway talking to a cop!!.... hahaha, crazy alert with the FU bumper sticker, lmao!!.... Thank's for the recommendation too.... I gotta try out Fuckin' Utopia sometime!! rotflmao!!.... And the T2J fife and glock, washboard, triangle and whatever else we could throw in there bugle corps are ready to play!! ;-)

slanshroom: Take it easy man, and hope the recording sessions go well with the new gear!! :-).... Stay kuul man!! :-)

trutina: Wohoo brotha!!.... We are so happy you made it back bro, otherwise, you wouldnt want to see a T2J Army at your bedside threatening to kick your ass if you didnt wake up would you!! ;-).... Thank God for Miranda, and ROTFLMAO at the fuck off old man coma story, hahaha, lol, I'm in AVARICE tears!! ;-).... Keep us posted when you can, and get dem eyelids fixed while your at it!! ;-).... You made my day man!! :-) :-)

marimariSRV: Hi mari :-).... I dont have Temple of The Dog, but Chris Cornell is great!!.... No problem on the emails, lol, it's alway's great to see your inspiring messages!!.... I havent heard of Thick Nhat Hanh.... Sounds very interesting, and have fun with starting Yoga again!!.... btw, you are so right about music moving your soul, and no one does it better than JOE for me.... His melodies carress the soul and leave you refreshed.... Awesome feeling, lol, and I agree on the 7th song!!.... Have fun in the bath, and I bow back!! :-)

Jazzy Boy: lol on Marty, hehe, and yeah, good for him, I agree!!.... btw, he also speaks perfect Japanese.... That say's alot about Marty.... The man is a very smart rock star, lol!!....

....On the Trademark Infringement case....

Yes indeed, Shogun...Marty is smart as hell. I have read several interviews of his and find him just as smart as Dave Mustaine and the other members of the winning combination of Megadeth. I think he would be an excellent addition to G3, if that ever happens. Marty should definitely send me some sushi from Japan for supporting him for the past 12 years. Thats all I ask.....SUSHI !!!!!!!!

Megadboyd: Marty is boring? In what way? I have never had the fine previledge to watch him live so I dont know. Dave Mustaine for G3.

Alexandre: Dude! I wish your music was out on CD! I really want to buy your music! I just played Grovie Miovie to a nunch of my friends and they were seriously impressed! Please....I am eagerly awaiting the Satchurated feedback! Come on, hurry up!

about the infringement thing: PRS needs a kick in the balls and So does LES PAUL. Its wayyyyyyyy too expensive to even buy their low end guitars. Look at Satch, his candy apple is selling for a really really decent price and without a doubt it sounds AMAZING, just like Joe himself. There is no better guitarist than Joe.......anyone have the balls to disagree? HA HA HA! got you on that one!

I am drunk. Listening to Love thing while my Girl friend does the dishes and cooks pancakes for me. Also beth......if you read this, please forgive me. Forgive me enough to do my laundry. :-) Is there love in space? There naturally will be love in space if there is love on a place called earth. Joe please please please show up sometime soon on T2J. My buddies here want to see the cool blue.............................

Good morning Satchland!!!!