Mattyboy1
Matthew Durrance Plays: Guitar (29 years)
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Joe, love the music and everything you have done with guitar. One thing ouzzles me, why do you never play the harmonic in 'Always with me always with you' live it sounds gorgeous on the album?
Keep on rocking.
Matty boy
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Wed Apr 7 '04 4:45:14 am
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Scales7
Shae Ismadi G'town, Penang Malaysia
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Sorry.. I have to ask this, Joe how did you compromise or unify the guitar tunings with Yngwie during G3 concerts? doesn't he always play half-step( Eb) standard tunings?
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Wed Apr 7 '04 5:05:46 am
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VFRrocker
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Michelle Ahhhh, yeah I seem to remember some posting about that before - lol Thought you'd like the list below - ;-)
Why Guitars are better than women:
A guitar has a volume knob.
If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs 80p for a new one.
You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to.
You can unplug a guitar.
Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset.
You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested.
You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can retune it.
You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar.
If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to your liking.
If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required.
You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.
A guitar doesn't care how many guitars you own.
Why women are better than guitars...
Women are more fun when the power goes out.
You can't get your guitar wet.
The input to a guitar is only 1/4" (ouch!)
A guitar won't beg to be played.
It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it.
When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue.
A guitar won't play you back.
You need two hands to make a guitar scream.
A guitar won't scratch your back.
A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk.
A guitar doesn't care who plays it.
You can't play two guitars at once.
Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
You can't marry a rich guitar.
Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime.
Guitars don't taste very good
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Wed Apr 7 '04 5:13:42 am
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Donkey Hotay
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VFROCKER, and the gospel according to Ted Nugent
What do rifles and guitars have in common?
"They are both made with quality metal & wood, feel great in your hands, replacing your --ick. They can both guarantee you pussy and dinner!!!"
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Wed Apr 7 '04 5:28:13 am
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PatrickCobain
Patrick Gries Bad Soden, Hessen Germany Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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Yeah, I was on the Music Mesa in Frankfurt, but on the wrong day, so I could not see or hear you. Damn it.
What about a concert in the "Festhalle" in Frankfurt?
You got a lot of fans here in Frankfurt Joe...
greetings from Germany
Patrick
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Wed Apr 7 '04 5:28:47 am
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trutina
Bil McKim Plays: Well with others Plays: Guitar (29 years)
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UF Dean: You don't suck man, not at all. I read you were considering a GNX3. Great choice, I've had one for almost three years now and it's the best money I've ever spent. I'm looking at the GNX4 because my unit is wearing out, buttons breaking and such. Should have gotten the optional foot controller thingy. Anyway, get one, you won't regret it.
Sorry I haven't been around much folks. I've been reading, but I've been a big ball of negative energy lately and don't want it to infect the board here so I've been quiet. I fell again the other day, no coma this time though, but my head has been ringing. Fell two more times getting up. No place on my head suitable to put on a pillow without pain tends to make you grumpy. Sometimes I wish I didn't have thse pretty hardwood floors all the way through my house. Anyway, enough belly aching. One thing I'd like to bring up is the lack of activity here. Maybe I was getting used to the three million posts a day or something and now it's back to normal but with only a week before Joe's new release I would expect a lot more going on here. I've still managed to not listen to any of the new clips yet, so I can be surprised when the disc shows up. I hope Sony doesn't let me down and ship late or whatever. Fingers crossed. Oh, Artanis I: Biz an teen and Biz an teen e um. What else....Miranda says Hello to all.
Quote of the day: "We often boast that we are never bored, but yet we are so conceited that we do not perceive how often we bore others." La Rochefoucauld
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Wed Apr 7 '04 5:44:10 am
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Museman
Tim Jones Burton, UK Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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MattyBoy yeah I know the harmonic you mean, the C# on the g string before the lyrical run, he doesn't play it on Live in SF, I agree it is great.....
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Wed Apr 7 '04 5:48:14 am
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Donkey Hotay
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Cube and VF, I had to go back and recheck the KH/appendage string!!! My coffee is now also on the floor!! VF, if your insinuation is sincere, I agree wholeheartedly!! If it is just a joke, I still agree wholeheartedly!!! LMAO
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Wed Apr 7 '04 5:52:26 am
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michelle
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VF, here's my reply to your guitars are better than woman, sentence for sentence ~
A guitar has a volume knob. *duct tape* If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs 80p for a new one. *go naked* You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to. *if your any good that is* You can unplug a guitar. *turn on the game - men seem to go deaf while watching it* Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset. *what you don't know won't hurt you* You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested. *they obviously don't call you Slick* You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg. *one word~! kegal* If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can retune it. *a little to the left please* You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar. *only if her name is Loosey* If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set. *roll her in some flour* You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to your liking. *it's called breast augmentation* If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required. *give and you shall receive* You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free. *it's called a trailer park* It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out. *wanna bet* You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed. *practice makes purrfect* You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering. *marraige certificate* You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke. *can't take what ya don't have* A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it. *you still had fun playing it* A guitar doesn't care how many guitars you own. *move to Utah*
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Wed Apr 7 '04 6:18:48 am
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lordvader
Lord Vader ;-) Warsaw, Poland Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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VFRrocker-it was good! Exellent compearing Woman & Guitar...I had a lot of fun reading it! If you don't mind I'll copy it and send to all my guitarist friends in poland (even if you mind I'll do it anyway, it's too good peace of shit to be waysted).
You should be a writer, I would be your first, I think, polish fan :-)
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Wed Apr 7 '04 6:26:14 am
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Artanis I
Ben Kenobi Australia Plays: Drums (30 years)
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Cheers Bil and Eva. I hate alternate pronunciations and spellings. Have a good one, all. Going to visit the family tomorrow (Easter holiday). Just about to submit my program complete with "partial correctness" proof. Stupid thing made me stay up after 10pm (due at midnight, in 30 minutes). Beddy byes, so I'll drop back in a few days.
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Wed Apr 7 '04 6:28:17 am
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michelle
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Bil, dude rubber side down! Tell Miranda to go buy about 3 dozen big balloons filled with helium. Have her tie them under your arms. That way if you start to fall again, you'll just dangle and not hit the floor. Nah, in all seriousness, you're probably trying to do to much. Sit your ass down and rest for a few days. I know it's a pain in the ass, but if it helps it's worth it. Hope you're feeling better soon bro.
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Wed Apr 7 '04 6:31:44 am
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VFRrocker
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Lord Vader I can't claim to own that stuff man, I think one of my buddies must have lifted it off the net somewhere, so feel free to use it ;-)
Mike SB I don't want to start an old thread again but I am always sincere - lmao ;-)
Michelle How did I aleady know that you had an answer for everything - rofl, love some of those comments and I must stop off and get some duct tape on the way home ;-)
Trutina Listen to Mother dude, take it easy and stop trying to do too much................. why don't you just wear the crash helmet ? ;-) Take it easy man and don't be afraid to post even if your mood ain't the best............... if you want to get crap off your chest feel free to mail me.
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Wed Apr 7 '04 7:01:01 am
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Zepp44
George Amos Kidderminster, Worcestershire
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Thanks Museman got my tickets for NIA Birmingham, can't wait. First time I've seen them so I don't know what to expect, mind you from what I've heard by G3 it's going to be an awesome Gig.
Thanks again.
George.
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Wed Apr 7 '04 7:40:29 am
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McDave
Cook, MN
Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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Michelle...thats funny as hell...lol...I only have issues with the "what they don't know, won't hurt them" thing....actually they ARE being hurt, they just don't know it YET....eventually everything comes out in the wash...lol ! My girlfriends co-worker just found out that her husband has been sleeping with his brothers recent ex-girlfriend. "Oh the tangled web we weave".....At least he had the nuts to confess it all.
Trutina.....take care Bro'...don't overdo it.
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Wed Apr 7 '04 7:46:53 am
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little bird
Irina Shulga Moscow, --- Russia
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I had a chance to visit your master-class in Moscow!
I absorbed every sound, every word coming from you, every move, every emotion with a gratitude to all for this amazing chance!
In fact it was a real CLINIC…
A true lesson of life. A lesson of love to everything we do in our lives. A lesson of HARMONY.
Than something happened in my soul. It is just impossible to express my feelings in words. But I can’t help writing of it.
It can happen when a revelation come to us… when we touch the truth…
I am grateful to you for…the pain mixed up with the joy that sharpens our feelings:
a thirst for life… desire for going ahead…
pain of perfection…
I am grateful to you for…
having seen and listened to you once I want to be better and kinder
that I can see the truth now
I can feel the life, the soul, all love…and space…I can touch it…
I want to present you a photo of my favorite toys. They are strange and beautiful and very kind...There is something more in this photo. There is a piece of a mysterious light…maybe it looks like a sun, maybe it looks like a moon…
How can I send it? I can't enclose it with my message
Little bird
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Wed Apr 7 '04 8:02:27 am
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michelle
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SupaaDave, yeah, I don't actually believe that one myself. I was just being silly. Eeesh! The husbands brothers ex? Let's just get the whole family envolved, shall we? Man, that bites! Cheating on someone is like the sin of sins. Nasty emotions always follow. That's about the worst feeling you can have in a relationship IMO.
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Wed Apr 7 '04 8:06:41 am
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Zepp44
George Amos Kidderminster, Worcestershire
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Hey everybody if you like Classical Rock played 24hrs a day
on the internet Check out WWW.GENERATIONROCKRADIO.COM you won't be dissapointed.
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Wed Apr 7 '04 8:08:44 am
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