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TomSr
Tom Davis
Mount Carmel, PA
USA
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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DelfinoPie: 'One Foot in the Grave' is another good British comedy.
Fri Aug 6 '04 4:59:27 am Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
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Jelly Man Looking back at the ones I mentioned I agree with you on Men Behaving Badly and Two Pints Of Lager....the latter I find to inconsistant when it comes to comedy and will never be one to go out of my way to watch it.

Porridge has had its moments...not one of my favourites though. Red Dwarf I agree not worthy of top 10 status although very funny.

I never really got into Father Ted...and The Vicar Of Dibley is just terrible in my opinion lol.

The League Of Gentlemen is a little f'cked up for me, although it does have a lot of funny and memorable characters.

I just thought of a few more, but I don't think I'd class them as top 10's...maybe not even top 20's...

Keeping Up Appearances
Dad's Army
Rab C Nesbitt
The Detectives
Little Britain (has its moments...or should I say moment)
Bo Selecta (worst programme to ever be screened ever...most of the impersinations don't even make god damn sense ¬__¬)
and theres another one...it stars only Rik Mayall and it was just him telling a story...like stand up...but sat down and in the role of someone...this is gonna bug me now...its something "Turvy"

Delfino

*Runs back to edit post*

Its "Kevin Turvy" thank God I remembered I wouldn't of been able to sleep otherwise.

Dragonchild I remember Hale & Pace...from my early years...lol Which now you have told me about I have remembered my other choice...Harry Enfield and Chums =D It was good before they made a new series and put it on Sky one...then it was a bag of ass.

TomSr Ah yeah thats another popular one =)...I don't like it myself but undoubtedly a great.

I'll most likely think of some more...*hums a tune...*

The thin blue line...there ya go theres another "alright" one lol.

Gimme Gimme Gimme had its moments too...

My all time favourite comedy has to be Black Adder...due to amount of different types of comedy involved..., my favourite series being...well...any of them except the first. The first was good but Black Adder Goes Fourth and Black Adder The Third were hilarious.



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Fri Aug 6 '04 5:06:53 am Set this message as last read

Nitefly_Rob
Rob Allen
Barton-upon-Humber, North Lincolnshire
England
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Clarky: Thanks for that!! I hadn't thought about getting her refinished... any ideas where I could get this done??

Delfino Pie: Much as I'd like to 'donate' CB to your collection - I don't think it's a good idea!! : ) When I win the lotto and buy every mint ChromeBoy I can find, you're more than welcome to this one - on that you have my word. All I'll say is, don't hold your breath!!

Fri Aug 6 '04 5:12:51 am Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
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Nitefly_Rob *Doesn't hold breath* And when I win Lotto I'll buy you a mint chromeboy lol...as well as my favourite JS model, the very much sort after JS5...the rainforest one :-)

Dragonchild lol It must be Big Moth season in Europe...my friend was telling me the other night on msn how he had 5 moths of a fair size flying around in his lamp shade...he took a lighter to one of them lol

My sister is currently sharing her bedroom with a big ass moth at the moment as well...I'm unfortunately stuck with spiders lol...what I'd give for a moth *rolls eyes*

Delfino

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Fri Aug 6 '04 5:19:36 am Set this message as last read

Mr Nick

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godsgunguitars..thats terrible news...prayers and condolences to you and their families.

artanis...that kryten saying 'n'o to the people on the toilet comes from series 8

delfino pie..2 pints and a packet of crap is rubbish..

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Fri Aug 6 '04 5:38:49 am Set this message as last read

Nitefly_Rob
Rob Allen
Barton-upon-Humber, North Lincolnshire
England
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Delfino Pie: You got a deal... what happens if we're both playing the same lotto numbers... does that mean we just swap guitars when we win?? Now that's a good idea... let's start a T2J Lotto syndicate!!!
Fri Aug 6 '04 5:44:23 am Set this message as last read

dragonchild
Eva Viding
ENSKEDE,
Sweden
Plays: Other (27 years)
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Oh yeah? Well, I've got BOTH moths and spiders! I win! *ka-ching!*

LOL

Fri Aug 6 '04 5:50:51 am Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
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Mr Nick LMAO undeniable.

DragonChild LOL your trophy is in the mail...

Nitefly_Rob Yeah lol, we could probly get a lotto people playing hehehhehe aaaah stupid puns always win...(dont know what I've won but who cares that pun was genius)

Delfino
Fri Aug 6 '04 6:02:51 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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GODGUNSGUITARS

Our prayers are with you and your family.

marimariSRV

I also taped the Aerosmith special, but I haven’t had the chance to watch it either, I will try to watch it this weekend.

DelfinoPie

As for British comedies, how about: Are You Being Served? Mr. Bean Keeping Up Appearances

Fri Aug 6 '04 6:16:09 am Set this message as last read

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Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Evbro, dude I tried entering www.evan-brown.com and www.evan-brown.net in my browser and both seem to suggest they're yours for the taking.

Hyphens are always useful.....www.population-1.com, for example.


more from me later probably!
Fri Aug 6 '04 6:22:25 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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I received this from two sources - must be credible, right?

I work in a factory and we have 2 employees who used to work in an envelope factory. They told me that when the machine jams up, they use whatever water is handy to thin out the glue. This includes water that they just mopped the floor with. Since then, I've avoided licking envelopes...

1. ) If you lick your envelopes... You won't anymore!!! A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat.

She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!! There were roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist...

This is a true story reported on CNN.

2.) Andy Hume wrote: "Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years!"

3.) To All: I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelops that were already printed for a customer who was doing a mailing and saw several squads of roaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes. I think print shops have a harder time controlling roaches than a restaurant. I always buy the self-sealing type. Or if need be , I use a glue stick to seal one that has the type of glue that needs to be wet to stick.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON, if you like, TO YOUR FRIENDS. After reading this you will never lick another envelope or stamp ever again.

Fri Aug 6 '04 6:22:49 am Set this message as last read

civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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DTSTU - Yea, yellow paint was on the list of options. It still may be as a traffic light has an AMBER lens not yellow. By the way are you in any danger from the water out of the Auburn Res.? They said it would take a while until it got to Folsom Res. Hopefully you guys are OK.

Another round of AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH-ditions tonite. We thought we had solved the singer problem but alas it was not so. More details as they appear.

Fri Aug 6 '04 6:28:04 am Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
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Zinc Master Ah thats another classic, "Are you being served?" not much of a fan of it or Mr Bean to be honest though.

Trust me I'm not gonna' be licking envelopes for a long time now...possibly for a life time...cocroach(sp?) in the tongue!?...the only way that could get worse is if it was a spider lol

Delfino

Fri Aug 6 '04 6:44:18 am Set this message as last read

ashish_pk
ashish kumar
bangalore, karnataka
india
Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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i heard that u're comin down to india in december...true?
Fri Aug 6 '04 6:49:51 am Set this message as last read

mischievous

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if anyone is getting donations from Rob in the forms of guitars and such, itz gonna be me, so get in line!

civgeek wanna swap? u go to Greece (u dont mind sharing a bed with a guy, do u?), ill go wherever u like it the least! make it not sunny!
and, yes, chromeboy has gotten in the way of marriage. Rob now prefers to sleep with that piece of plastic, metal, rubber and sand (hell i dont know what guitars are made of so i just "listed" the contents of computer).

.m
Fri Aug 6 '04 6:52:12 am Set this message as last read

TASTEY

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clarky: meat box..i should have known....derrr....
Fri Aug 6 '04 6:54:06 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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PETER MULAS thanx for the.. info we will update it..
VFR NP bro, how could we forget about you! t2j cd had an uncertain future,, so i hope we are doing the right thing.. i have just finished 7 new tunes. one features phrydom on melody gtr and some chords. i am getting real close to finishing my cd too...but if you want some good music..Mattias IA Eklundh's new on is freakin awesome "freak guitar- the road less traveled" is incredible...stay in contact and good luck with your move.
Fri Aug 6 '04 7:11:31 am Set this message as last read

Mr Nick

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zinc master...hmm..lovely story about the cockroach!!
Fri Aug 6 '04 7:27:29 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Fri Aug 6 '04 7:37:55 am Set this message as last read

Nitefly_Rob
Rob Allen
Barton-upon-Humber, North Lincolnshire
England
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Mischievous: I already told you, Monday, Wednesday and Friday it's ChromeBoy, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday it's you! And on the Sunday - I rest!! Is it still the strange Slovenian wedding or are you favouring a white sandy beach??
Fri Aug 6 '04 7:43:43 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Fri Aug 6 '04 7:49:32 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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Zenfish its a solo project.. i did everything..programming loops, playing weird instruments.. right now i have 26 tunes total.. but about 16 or so will make it ..the other 10 will come out some point down the road...i am getting ready to start the second project.and all acoustic project.. my band is on break because the bass player, drummer and myself are all doing tonnes of studio work for other people( its strange i am only getting r"n"b, funk calls)
Fri Aug 6 '04 7:56:06 am Set this message as last read

Mr Nick

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hmm..so the cockroach story is not true...

Click here to find out

Fri Aug 6 '04 8:05:19 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Fri Aug 6 '04 8:08:37 am Set this message as last read

alexandrecaetano
Alexandre Caetano
Caldas da Rainha, Estremadura
Portugal
Plays: Guitar (32 years)
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Hello friends :-)), good afternoon!!!

I`m annoyd today because i knew that Mr. Luini didn`t recieve my photos about Joe In Madrid. The e-mail of my website told that the message was sent but it wasn`t. I found that because i did a phone call to a friend and for another and nobody recieved any message from my new e-mail. Damn. I will talk with Mr. Luini if that`s possible to send again the photos to share with all of you. Sorry friends.

EVBRO - In my opinion www.evbro-music.com is a good adress. What do you think about it? Take care :-).

DELFINOPIE - It`s a good start your tune. Go For it friend :-) !!

POWERSLAVE214 - LOL, thank you so much friend :-)) !!! A big regard for ;-)) !!!

GGG - No words for too much suffer :-((. Sending my prayers and positive thoughts. I Feel so sorry to hear that. Take care friend!!!! My condolences.

VFRrocker - No problem friend :-). Nice to see you around!!! How are you? Send me news bro :-). Regards!!!

MISCHIEVOUS - Hello :-) !!! How are you great friend? Have a good summer :-) !!!!

ZENFISH - Ok, thank you :-) !!! If you want, Spain (Madrid) is a good place :-). it would be a great time indeed :-) !!! Thanks and regards!!!

Take care friends, have a good day and be happy!!!

SOTD: SEARCHING



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Fri Aug 6 '04 9:18:12 am Set this message as last read
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