Clarky:Unfortunately thats all 2 true the fat cats would never have it,that would give poorer countrys a say in the political arena...I read on the Tom Bearden site that his book energy from the Vac has enough scientific info t build your own M.E.G,however i dont think i,ll be the one building it as i dont have a doc in Physics t work it out,it would be interesting t know if someone else could though!

On another note,I,ve not forgotten about that bit of Clarky shred.I have a track version of Blue Bossa with a middle section i wrote called "Pheonix Street" its very mellow and laid back but me thinks y could do a number with the elec if time can be found your end,a call answer thing would be cool,There would only be a semi acoustic backing track and the 2 of us goin hammer & tong over it,lol,again i stress no rules,just do yer stuff!.. I,ll get it sent t Ronnie t put on the site so y can download if your interested..no need t rush with this,its purely for fun,we,re all up t our necks in work,although i would love t put it on my debut album ...anyway back t the packin for me & good luck in all things life...i,ll be back when the dust settles

patberk:Hey Patricio, coleguita, ¡encantada de ayudar!. Este foro ha funcionado siempre así y lo que se cuece aquí es muy espontaneo, pero si no te gusta el rollito que hay, que le vamos a hacer... He oido que Joe en esta gira toca muchas canciones no habituales, ¡que flipe!, voy a tener que cruzar el charco! je je

RIP

RIP Number II

Michelle:lol, y,ll be seein dancing badgers in your dreams at this stage hon.. Y see what happens when y wind up with a musically illiterate DJ on shrooms,either that or he or she is sussed "shiver".Fortunately fame & cash is not what i,m interested in,otherwise i,d rework the Badger song for Ibiza ... wait a min... thats an idea,silly dance plus silly song for silly peeps,it could be a hit! .Maybe joe could hit the masses with a few joe chops inbetween & dress as a badger,LMAO

Even though this may suck from my part, I get really pissed when I see Republicans offering condolences for Christopher Reeve, a very strong supporter of stem cell research. I am not sure if I should link 'republicanism' with disregard for human life or just stupidity. I guess there are more to add than to choose from.

I just received the random drawing aftershow pass for this Thursday's Evening with Joe Concert. However I have already bought the Platinum Ticket a couple months ago (DOH!). Just curious if anyone knows the difference. I still might have a friend who will want to come. But don't know if he can hang around me or not (being front row and Platinum and all).

SolidAcid, write to the WEBMASTER and let him know you already have passes. Maybe he will put your passes back in the cyber fishbowl for another person to win. www.webmaster@satriani.com

RIP Christopher Reeve

jazzy - and what about Vegina...

that could twist his perception when he hears someone declair that they are a veggie.. lmao..

your track: sounds fun... I reckon we can sort that...

Why Men Pee Standing Up

Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

"It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that,"

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy.

So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up and he was so excited. He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went off to write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, "Well, here's the other thing and I guess you can have it."

"What's it called? Eve asked.

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Basically he died from falling off a horse a few years back - but "offically" Reeve died Sunday of complications from an infection caused by a bedsore (or he fell and couldn't get up - he couldn't even push the button for Life Source - remember, "I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!")

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He was 52. Reeve died Sunday of complications from an infection caused by a bedsore. He went into cardiac arrest Saturday, while at his Pound Ridge home, then fell into a coma and died Sunday at a hospital surrounded by his family, his publicist said

Hi Joe,

My wife Leigh Ann and I have been through a tough time these last few years. We've spent the better part of the last six years trying to start a family but couldn't due to "unknown infertility issues." We finally gave up on IVF and moved on to an international adoption. It was a long process, but on June 2, 2004 we picked up our son Ryan Hyung Woo at the airport. He is such a great boy and has adapted so well. It's like he's always been here.

"I Believe" is my wife's favorite song and it's become our theme song throughout this whole thing. We're coming to the Beacon on October 16th and it would mean so much to her if you would play it.

Thanks Joe, be well.

Hi Joe,

My wife Leigh Ann and I have been through a tough time these last few years. We've spent the better part of the last six years trying to start a family but couldn't due to "unknown infertility issues." We finally gave up on IVF and moved on to an international adoption. It was a long process, but on June 2, 2004 we picked up our son Ryan Hyung Woo at the airport. He is such a great boy and has adapted so well. It's like he's always been here.

"I Believe" is my wife's favorite song and it's become our theme song throughout this whole thing. We're coming to the Beacon on October 16th and it would mean so much to her if you would play it.

Thanks Joe, be well.

The Top Things Overheard in Martha Stewart's Cell

"OK, Ashton, you can come out and punk me now."

"I carved this soap into a glue gun."

"This isn't the first gated community I've lived in."

"Kmart is marketing my shivs in eight designer colors."

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard in Martha Stewart's Cell...

so - Who is going to win the World Series?

Who is going to be in the World Series?

Salve, sono un ragazzo di 19 anni e sono innamorato di Joe.Purtroppo la mia famiglia non possiede molti soldi, soprattutto dopo la morte di mio padre più di 3 anni fa.Volevo chiedere al signor Joe Satriani se poteva farmi un regalo così importante per me da regalarmi Una delle sue chitarre, o comunque una copia, con sopra il suo autografo perché ne sarei molto molto contento.In tal caso il mio indirizzo è:

Andrea Preziusi Via Paterno s.n.c. 03012 Anagni (FR) Italy