WOW I just bouught the "Strange, Beautiful" SACD and I must say it is awesome to listen to that disc in multichannel!! I have a fairly modest system but that disc makes it sound like I've got a $30,000 system...Joe, you should see about getting "Alien" and maybe some others re-released on SACD....

...and the rest of you Satch fans should get this disc and a SACD player to play it on!

Mari: Thanks for posting the set list. He played Motorcycle driver! Thats one of favorites. Crystal Planet, Extremist, EOC and Flying in a bad dream (hehe) are my favorite albums. SBM is priceless too.

Larreye, you could start out wiht a Boss DS-1. That should help with the smooth overdrive tone. Joe has used a DS-1 or a pair of DS-1s a lot in the past.

I find that using a neck pickup with the tone full on gives it that aquious tone, while using the bridge pickup turns the overdrive into crunch for things like Time and A Train Of Angels.

Also, to get a proper Joe tone you could get a set of his pickups......DiMarzio PAF Pro for the neck position and DiMarzio Fred for the bridge.

Jazzy, DCK re Kalan Porter, I am afraid you cannot count on me, see my 12 year old daughter is infatuated with Kalan. I cannot have blood on my hands...

I will help foot the bill for a hit man though!!!LOL

LilyZhang: welcome! where are you from?

Joe looked HOT in his jeans, black tee, red glasses with guitar to match, and NO hat!!
Michelle, I agree, HE is the sweetest and the sexiest!!!!!!!!
Sorry Joe, just a female point of view ;-)

962- Will get the DVD soon! I do have the CD though.

Michelle- hope the knee has eased up somewhat; the show sounded amazing!

Clarky- thanks for the explanation, I do know what you mean about throwing guitars around- to me I suppose it's more (like 962 said) about seeing the guitar meet its doom that is upsetting. But like you say, he's just putting on a show and doesn't care what people think anyway! The album title "Concerto Suite," as you explained, is a bit nonsensical, but I loved the album nonetheless.

On a different topic... has anyone out there tried out either the Gibson or Epiphone Ace Frehley Les Paul? Obviously the price between the two varies by a lot! But although the Epiphone can be bought for under 500 quid it still has 3 diMarzio humbuckers. Can't be bad, I thought?

Sex In The Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.

sorry for the all caps

A MAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON WHERE HE HAS BEEN FOR 15 YEARS. HE BREAKS INTO A HOUSE TO LOOK FOR MONEY AND GUNS AND FINDS A YOUNG COUPLE IN BED.

HE ORDERS THE GUY OUT OF BED AND TIES HIM TO A CHAIR. WHILE TYING THE GIRL TO THE BED HE GETS ON TOP OF HER, KISSES HER NECK, THEN GETS UP AND GOES INTO THE BATHROOM.

WHILE HE'S IN THERE, THE HUSBAND TELLS HIS WIFE: "LISTEN, THIS GUY'S AN ESCAPED CONVICT, LOOK AT HIS CLOTHES! HE PROBABLY SPENT LOTS OF TIME IN JAIL AND HASN'T SEEN A WOMAN IN YEARS.

I SAW HOW HE KISSED YOUR NECK. IF HE WANTS SEX, DON'T RESIST, DON'T COMPLAIN, DO WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU. SATISFY HIM NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE NAUSEATES YOU. THIS GUY IS PROBABLY VERY DANGEROUS. IF HE GETS ANGRY, HE'LL KILL US. BE STRONG, HONEY. I LOVE YOU"

17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called ...they found your ZZZhead.

Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!And The Number One Bumper Sticker We'd All Like To See!!

[b]ething for everyone[b]

What is a Yankee?

The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.

What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US leader.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts.

Why is air a lot like sex?

Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?

100 people who don't do dick.

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART II (JUST WARMING UP!)

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?

Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

45 lbs.....

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?

The blonde, because she's 18.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?

Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Are you sure it's mine?"

What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don! 't have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?

He walks around saying "Yo."

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE, PART III (Just Great Stuff)

What's the Cuban National Anthem?

"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?

They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you! get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

Hey Joe

What do you think of Dave Weiner's Shove The Sun Aside Album? I should be getting it within the next few weeks. We have been E-mailing each other for a while now he seems like a cool guy, im a bit pissed i did not get to meat you outside the apollo this year on the G3, I also think you did not reconize me stood at the frount with my shades on but with brown hair now not bright blond.

oh well

Stay cool Dude

nice to see redneck america alive and well on t2j. see ya in chicago.

Soccer Moms dancing to the Badger Song for G3

Hello friends, it´s a cold day over here, thst`s a great day to stay at home, i love that sometimes. I`ve been working a lot to company, my workshop reharsals are going well, and yesterday i got a copy of Blister CD, it´s not possible to buy that yet but the cd is very nice :-)), Gonçalo Pereira did again fantastic solos :-)). The photo of the cover is mine, i`m very proud :-), simple but nice. The name of cd is: WITHOUT TRUTH YOU ARE THE LOSER. About Gonçalo, next month he will be in China and Taiwan doing a few Clinics :-)).

JAZZZY :-)

MICHELLE - How are you baby? A problem with your knee, take care baby!!!! Enjoy the DT DVD and the KORN BEST OF :-)Thanks for the best wishes for my workshop :-)). Friendly kisses for you :-).

OCPS470 - Cool photos with the guys on workshop :-)). Thanks bro, glad that you liked the program :-)). Are you recording a cd? I can`t wait to hear that, go for it :-)) !!!

MARIMARISRV - Have a good concert tonight, Matt KIng will play with Joe?? It would be very cool :-)) !!!! THanks for the setlist. Kisses for you Sea Eyes :-)) and have a great weekend :-)) !!!!

OPTICALSTUDIO - Thanks friend, nice to see you too :-)) !!!

About Ovation1 - soon he will be here again :-)), i can feel it :-)) !!!

WHERE are QUITO, ENGINES OF DREAMS, MISCHIEVOUS, TRUTINA, PHRYDOM, and many others? WE MISS YOU BOYS !!!!

Sorry if i miss something friends, you are still a part of my life, a very good one :-)) !!!! Nice to see you all, take care, regards!!!

marimariSRV - Thanks for posting the setlist. :-)