Wow the F Bomb!!! .

Patbertk: I just finished fucking my fuck buddy and while we were at it, we were listening to the Extremist. There, we even include Joe's music during sex....so we can post it on this forum :)

And she said my best first friend was smaller than the average Joe....(another Joe reference)

After finishing up with her, I found her mounting the milkman, the paperboy, the plumber and the used car salesman. So I called her a Hoe (that rhymes with Joe!)

Song of the day: Reflecting God by Marilyn Manson

Man I almost forgot to keep track. Holding my breath seems to work these days. Satch is 12 and 14 days away. Ain't that right Zinc Master?

Which remindes me, is there anybody that has been to EWJS with a platinum or gold ticket package in a theater that has general admission? How do they arrange the seating if it's standing room only?THOB dosent have seats, only opera boxes.

patberk The first time I saw T2J I thought: What a mix-up!!!!!. Now I love it. This kind of forum-chat-message board includes everything but showed in a warm special way. You can say, comment and ask what you want about Joe or whatever you like, there's always a cool t2jer that answers your question. And you can talk to Joe, although the possibility is 1/1000 But the possibility really exists!

But if you're still looking for a typical message board check out Satchland http://www.satriani.com/perl/2004/fansite

Just thought of something else. I havent played my guitar in about 5 months. I must suck like jazzzzys fuckin' fuck buddy by now. Im sure of it. My js100 was signed by Joe and I havent really played it since then. Season changed,needs setup, sounds like shit. I need to learn how to do that shit myself. My relief guitar is on the fritz. no money to fix it.All that shit.

Can anybody tell me how to make this autograph stick to the guitar? Some spray/glue?

LucySorets: Que paso? Bienvenidos al mundo de Satriani. Como esta cosas an tu pais? En las Americas estoy aburido. Deseo visitar otro pais un dia, pero no se qual. Tal ves Mexico o algo asi. Conocer la gente que no viene de la misma ciudad.

jelly man..only listened to rudess's new album twice...so no fav tracks just yet, but i had time crunch for about 2-3 months before it was released and thats a cool track.

and got DT's live at budokan this morning..had work all day so haven't listened to it yet..its sitting beside me as i write this..cant wait to hear hollow years.

hey there joe it"s been a wile that whe have spoken to wan another but i am stille glad that you sing my guitar at the hilton hotel in Rotterdam !! juist wanted to say thanks

hope you doing well and youre famalie those zagaria play yet ha ha and are you really gona make a record with steve.......and zagaria .that would be cool

i must thank you for youre music it is insparational to me and i infect others hahaha i like the song mid night and war amazing extremist .... olso the last two c.d.s and yes all play some of them i love it but i olso rite my one music and hoop to let you hear it.. can i do that??

Deb and Rob; I have a package through Fan Fire for the OCT 30th date. I hope this is not an omen, as I am too freaked about this opprotunity as well. I hope you get your tickets.

Deb & Rob, I sent your post the the webmaster. I don't know if he can help, but I really hope he can. We'll all keep our fingers crossed in hopes that your tickets show up. I'll also be at the Keswick. I got my tix at 10 a.m. the minute they went on sale. Where are my 2 seats? SEVENTEENTH ROW! grrrrrrrrrr!

good luck!

edit - Rob or Bob? Can I call him RobbyBob? ;-)

DebRob: I'll be at the Keswick show on the 14th and I got the Platinum pkg. I had to order 2x cause the 1st time it didn't go through. It seemed like it did, I even called but she said I had to wait 24 hrs for it to show on her computer. I forgot about it cause I got sick and when I checked back 1-2 weeks later there was no record, no confirmation #. I could've swore I had gotten a confirmation email but I didn't find it on my PC. I reordered my platimum ticket and got a confirmation right away. As long as you have your confirmation # they should be able to track it down! The webmaster here cannot help you out. He has no connection with them. I got a package last week that had my Tshirt and instructions to meet. They are giving me my ticket and laminate there. If you have no confirmation # then your order didn't go through like mine the 1st time. I wish you luck in getting it straightened out. I had 2 tickets that I sold to my g/f and hubby. If for some reason they don't go and you need tickets let me know. The Beacon show is Sat. 10/16 and I had 2 extra tickets that are taken. If they back out I'll let you know. You should go to the Keswick even if you have NO tickets! I did that last year for G3 and got a seat in the 6th row! It was POURING RAIN and a sold out show but someone ALWAYS has an extra ticket! Good Luck to you both! See you at the show! Look for me, tall blonde with cameras! ;-))

MIchelle: 5 days till JOE!! Wooohooo! I just ordered some 8x10's of a few shots from Jones Beach! I sent 28 photos (Jones Beach 8/15) to the webmaster on Sept 11th but they're still not up. He said he would get them posted soon. I asked him 2 weeks ago. Oh well. I'm shooting/reviewing the Beacon show in NY for the Magazine! How awesome is that?! I'll let you know what issue that it will be in. I'm recovering from my hectic week and working on my Dio interview / review. I suck at writing! I'm not very good at expressing myself. Guess i'm gonna learn! hehe! ;-))

Ovation: Hi Mikey! Where you at? I miss you!

Opticalstudio: Hi Steven! How are you? I'm taking it easy, trying to get rid of the sickness that has invaded my body. I have to be in top form for Joe on Thurs and Sat! I'll be ready! Thanks for the CD! You ROCK! I'll pass it on to Joe! ;-))))