Michelle:lol, y,ll be seein dancing badgers in your dreams at this stage hon.. Y see what happens when y wind up with a musically illiterate DJ on shrooms,either that or he or she is sussed "shiver".Fortunately fame & cash is not what i,m interested in,otherwise i,d rework the Badger song for Ibiza ... wait a min... thats an idea,silly dance plus silly song for silly peeps,it could be a hit! .Maybe joe could hit the masses with a few joe chops inbetween & dress as a badger,LMAO

Even though this may suck from my part, I get really pissed when I see Republicans offering condolences for Christopher Reeve, a very strong supporter of stem cell research. I am not sure if I should link 'republicanism' with disregard for human life or just stupidity. I guess there are more to add than to choose from.

I just received the random drawing aftershow pass for this Thursday's Evening with Joe Concert. However I have already bought the Platinum Ticket a couple months ago (DOH!). Just curious if anyone knows the difference. I still might have a friend who will want to come. But don't know if he can hang around me or not (being front row and Platinum and all).

SolidAcid, write to the WEBMASTER and let him know you already have passes. Maybe he will put your passes back in the cyber fishbowl for another person to win. www.webmaster@satriani.com

RIP Christopher Reeve

jazzy - and what about Vegina...

that could twist his perception when he hears someone declair that they are a veggie.. lmao..

your track: sounds fun... I reckon we can sort that...

Why Men Pee Standing Up

Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

"It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that,"

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy.

So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up and he was so excited. He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went off to write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, "Well, here's the other thing and I guess you can have it."

"What's it called? Eve asked.

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Basically he died from falling off a horse a few years back - but "offically" Reeve died Sunday of complications from an infection caused by a bedsore (or he fell and couldn't get up - he couldn't even push the button for Life Source - remember, "I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!")

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He was 52. Reeve died Sunday of complications from an infection caused by a bedsore. He went into cardiac arrest Saturday, while at his Pound Ridge home, then fell into a coma and died Sunday at a hospital surrounded by his family, his publicist said

Hi Joe,

My wife Leigh Ann and I have been through a tough time these last few years. We've spent the better part of the last six years trying to start a family but couldn't due to "unknown infertility issues." We finally gave up on IVF and moved on to an international adoption. It was a long process, but on June 2, 2004 we picked up our son Ryan Hyung Woo at the airport. He is such a great boy and has adapted so well. It's like he's always been here.

"I Believe" is my wife's favorite song and it's become our theme song throughout this whole thing. We're coming to the Beacon on October 16th and it would mean so much to her if you would play it.

Thanks Joe, be well.

Hi Joe,

My wife Leigh Ann and I have been through a tough time these last few years. We've spent the better part of the last six years trying to start a family but couldn't due to "unknown infertility issues." We finally gave up on IVF and moved on to an international adoption. It was a long process, but on June 2, 2004 we picked up our son Ryan Hyung Woo at the airport. He is such a great boy and has adapted so well. It's like he's always been here.

"I Believe" is my wife's favorite song and it's become our theme song throughout this whole thing. We're coming to the Beacon on October 16th and it would mean so much to her if you would play it.

Thanks Joe, be well.

The Top Things Overheard in Martha Stewart's Cell

"OK, Ashton, you can come out and punk me now."

"I carved this soap into a glue gun."

"This isn't the first gated community I've lived in."

"Kmart is marketing my shivs in eight designer colors."

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard in Martha Stewart's Cell...

so - Who is going to win the World Series?

Who is going to be in the World Series?

Salve, sono un ragazzo di 19 anni e sono innamorato di Joe.Purtroppo la mia famiglia non possiede molti soldi, soprattutto dopo la morte di mio padre più di 3 anni fa.Volevo chiedere al signor Joe Satriani se poteva farmi un regalo così importante per me da regalarmi Una delle sue chitarre, o comunque una copia, con sopra il suo autografo perché ne sarei molto molto contento.In tal caso il mio indirizzo è:

Andrea Preziusi Via Paterno s.n.c. 03012 Anagni (FR) Italy

Hi Joe,

I just wanted to thank you for the awesome Pompano Beach/Ft. Lauderdale, FL show and the autograph signing at MAE music store this past weekend. The whole night of music was just perfect (weather wasn't to shabby either). A three hour show, what a pleasure! Don't know how you have the stamina!

I have seen you live many times before (missed the last G3), and each time better than the last! But this was quite special meeting you.

You were also nice enough to also sign an autograph for my friend (also a guitar player) who is going through the worst time of his life now who was not there. I called him, and I can't remember him ever sounding happier when I told him you signed something for him too!!! You really brightened someones day that needed it!

And my friend that -was- there was so excited to meet you, she forgot to tell you her name to sign the autograph... well it was Michelle, the hot redheaded babe if you remember her. You made all of our day! And thank you for that.

As a guitar player, you have truly been inspirational to me. I remember way back in an early Guitar magazine in the late 80s, a quote from Steve Vai, saying regarding Surfing with the Alien- The one guitar player thet sends chills up my spine (or something to that effect). I went right out and bought it when it came out on tape, then replaced it with CD, and almost permanently sits in my car CD player, and soon to be on my IPOD! Some of the new stuff sounded great! Need to get the new CD.

Well thanks again, Joe. See you again soon!

Jon Doranz Ft. Lauderdale, FL

Yngwie Malmsteens 'prelude to April' sounds like something out of a kiddie christmas theme, "be good or santa is going to take you to Father Daniel" kind of thing. He still amazes me by his speed. that being said, he uses the same formula on every album. Redundant, it makes it!

clarky: He needs to learn about the 'vegina' when he turns 18. For now, I will keep on confusing him. Its cool how some things can be vegetarian and non-vegetarian at the same time.

damn, joe is playing some sweet stuff for EWJS. good job, master.

ps: Why the hell do people overdub a freakin crowd in their live albums. Kiss did that and I just realised that Shreddy Bear did the same. Its so freakin annoying.

Doesn't anyone know about whether you can get platinum passes/tickets for shows in England?

Sorry- don't wish to become a poster who posts the same thing over and over...