ILoveThailand
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962: Pretty much every boss pedal is in the GT-6. I highly recommend that because the individual Boss pedals cost so much these days. The boss gt6 is built like a tank too. Its gonna last you a lifetime. Some artists are giving up their racks for the gt6 (like marty friedman and Jon donais). Just a recommendation!
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Sat Oct 16 '04 3:43:01 am
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Donkey Hotay
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Jazzy, DCK re Kalan Porter, I am afraid you cannot count on me, see my 12 year old daughter is infatuated with Kalan. I cannot have blood on my hands...
I will help foot the bill for a hit man though!!!LOL
Seriously Jazzy, Kalan is an accomplished musician/violinist that entered that competition on a lark and look what they have done to him!!!!
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Sat Oct 16 '04 4:02:15 am
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LucySorets
Lucia Ballesteros
Madrid, Madrid
Spain
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LilyZhang: welcome! where are you from?
Joe looked HOT in his jeans, black tee, red glasses with guitar to match, and NO hat!!
Michelle, I agree, HE is the sweetest and the sexiest!!!!!!!!
Sorry Joe, just a female point of view ;-)
Joe: Madrid loves you!
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Sat Oct 16 '04 4:49:49 am
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Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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962- Will get the DVD soon! I do have the CD though.
Michelle- hope the knee has eased up somewhat; the show sounded amazing!
Clarky- thanks for the explanation, I do know what you mean about throwing guitars around- to me I suppose it's more (like 962 said) about seeing the guitar meet its doom that is upsetting. But like you say, he's just putting on a show and doesn't care what people think anyway! The album title "Concerto Suite," as you explained, is a bit nonsensical, but I loved the album nonetheless.
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Sat Oct 16 '04 4:55:09 am
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Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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On a different topic... has anyone out there tried out either the Gibson or Epiphone Ace Frehley Les Paul? Obviously the price between the two varies by a lot! But although the Epiphone can be bought for under 500 quid it still has 3 diMarzio humbuckers. Can't be bad, I thought?
I love (early) KISS music and was always a bit of an Ace fan.
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Sat Oct 16 '04 5:01:26 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Sex In The Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.
You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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Sat Oct 16 '04 5:43:55 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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sorry for the all caps
A MAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON WHERE HE HAS BEEN FOR 15 YEARS. HE BREAKS INTO A HOUSE TO LOOK FOR MONEY AND GUNS AND FINDS A YOUNG COUPLE IN BED.
HE ORDERS THE GUY OUT OF BED AND TIES HIM TO A CHAIR. WHILE TYING THE GIRL TO THE BED HE GETS ON TOP OF HER, KISSES HER NECK, THEN GETS UP AND
GOES INTO THE BATHROOM.
WHILE HE'S IN THERE, THE HUSBAND TELLS HIS WIFE:
"LISTEN, THIS GUY'S AN ESCAPED CONVICT, LOOK
AT HIS CLOTHES! HE PROBABLY SPENT LOTS OF
TIME IN JAIL AND HASN'T SEEN A WOMAN IN YEARS.
I SAW HOW HE KISSED YOUR NECK. IF HE WANTS SEX,
DON'T RESIST, DON'T COMPLAIN, DO WHATEVER HE
TELLS YOU. SATISFY HIM NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE
NAUSEATES YOU. THIS GUY IS PROBABLY VERY
DANGEROUS. IF HE GETS ANGRY, HE'LL KILL US.
BE STRONG, HONEY. I LOVE YOU"
TO WHICH THE WIFE RESPONDS: "HE WASN'T KISSING
MY NECK. HE WAS WHISPERING IN MY EAR. HE TOLD ME HE THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE, AND ASKED IF WE HAD ANY VASELINE. I TOLD HIM IT WAS IN THE BATHROOM. BE STRONG HONEY. I LOVE YOU TOO!!"
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Sat Oct 16 '04 5:46:05 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called
...they found your ZZZhead.
Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can read this..I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!And The Number One Bumper Sticker We'd All Like To See!!
Welcome to America
...now speak English
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Sat Oct 16 '04 5:47:31 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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[b]ething for everyone[b]
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a
Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's
mouth?
One US leader.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends
over?
Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting
any.
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50
politicians in a room
together?
100 people who don't do dick.
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART II (JUST WARMING
UP!)
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.....
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third
grade.
Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was
pregnant?
Are you sure it's mine?"
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer
Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a
buck.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don! 't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools
use
the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class
uses it.
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE, PART III (Just Great
Stuff)
What's the Cuban National Anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm
shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office
is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a
northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on
the front
of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you! get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to
say the F... word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell
*BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A
southern fairytale
begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
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Sat Oct 16 '04 5:50:07 am
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njbeast
David Wren
Manchester,
UK
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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Hey Joe
What do you think of Dave Weiner's Shove The Sun Aside Album?
I should be getting it within the next few weeks.
We have been E-mailing each other for a while now he seems like a cool guy, im a bit pissed i did not get to meat you outside the apollo this year on the G3,
I also think you did not reconize me stood at the frount with my shades on but with brown hair now not bright blond.
oh well
Stay cool Dude
Dave Wren.
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Sat Oct 16 '04 7:03:11 am
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achoo
Tobias Barnes
Chicago, Illinois
United States
Plays: Guitar (33 years)
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Damn, my post never went through. What I said was, since nobody posted anything this hour, I will be the first. The post read: somethin', somethin', somethin', blah, blah, blah, sarcasm, PEACE.
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Sat Oct 16 '04 9:11:53 am
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alexandrecaetano
Alexandre Caetano
Caldas da Rainha, Estremadura
Portugal
Plays: Guitar (32 years)
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Hello friends, it´s a cold day over here, thst`s a great day to stay at home, i love that sometimes. I`ve been working a lot to company, my workshop reharsals are going well, and yesterday i got a copy of Blister CD, it´s not possible to buy that yet but the cd is very nice :-)), Gonçalo Pereira did again fantastic solos :-)). The photo of the cover is mine, i`m very proud :-), simple but nice. The name of cd is: WITHOUT TRUTH YOU ARE THE LOSER. About Gonçalo, next month he will be in China and Taiwan doing a few Clinics :-)).
JAZZZY :-)
MICHELLE - How are you baby? A problem with your knee, take care baby!!!! Enjoy the DT DVD and the KORN BEST OF :-)Thanks for the best wishes for my workshop :-)). Friendly kisses for you :-).
OCPS470 - Cool photos with the guys on workshop :-)). Thanks bro, glad that you liked the program :-)). Are you recording a cd? I can`t wait to hear that, go for it :-)) !!!
MARIMARISRV - Have a good concert tonight, Matt KIng will play with Joe?? It would be very cool :-)) !!!! THanks for the setlist. Kisses for you Sea Eyes :-)) and have a great weekend :-)) !!!!
OPTICALSTUDIO - Thanks friend, nice to see you too :-)) !!!
About Ovation1 - soon he will be here again :-)), i can feel it :-)) !!!
WHERE are QUITO, ENGINES OF DREAMS, MISCHIEVOUS, TRUTINA, PHRYDOM, and many others? WE MISS YOU BOYS !!!!
Sorry if i miss something friends, you are still a part of my life, a very good one :-)) !!!! Nice to see you all, take care, regards!!!
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Sat Oct 16 '04 11:36:50 am
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McDickwhich
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Hi Joe,
What a FANTASTIC show you did at the Keswick Theatre this week! In all the years I've heard you play, I never was more entertained by you than this past Thursday! We all could reallly tell how much you enjoy that theatre and as one of many fans in the area, thanks again for such an outstanding concert.
All the best to you,
George
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Sat Oct 16 '04 12:05:39 pm
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Steven Wilde
ShredZone, CaliFunia
USA
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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Jazzzzzy- 962-Right on about the Boss Gt-6!..I use that sound engine! They are seriously road and studio freindly!..And can take lots of abuse(but dont kick it everyday)lol..Neal Schon also uses one ...There is A way that You can get A daisy-chain effect and "morph" in and out of patches, And while performing, Can manipulate each sound and effect pattern and do incredible "on the fly" Stuff that is just to awkward with A 1000 stompboxes!...It really is incredible!...Thank's for mentioning it!...ALAXANDRE- I am really glad to hear about Your progress!...all the "guitar" workshops around here just suck!...really, around these parts if'n You are a guitar player, good luck! Everyone want's POP or RAP if You dont like that, Leave the bay area!...how narrow minded Eh?...Wish I was in your area Hee! Hee!....Glad all is well!...........DCK- Hi, Just wondering how Your CD is coming along?...How many tracks are planned?......MICHELLE- Hi- Just had to say I am glad Your doing Better!...I am 43 and While rehearsing the other day, I felt good on this solo, And was standing in My Cool shred stance-When "ouch" I turned slightly, and got A cringe in My back screwed everything all up...Oh the signs of the times!....Well Heres to staying fit!........................BAUDHUH- Hey My Freind, I sent you some e-mails...Hope your computers come back from cyberspace.....Also Heres well wishes and Prayers on the new arrival!....Trust Me, I know! That is a full time job right there!...Tell the Mrs. hi from Me and to hang in there!........OVATION1- Mike, I know You told me that you have got to spend more time with the Family and guitar, and Tj2 was sort of in the way of that...But Were still here for Ya'...And wishing You all the best for You and family. And I would like to say Right on for your dedication to the Guitar stuff!....SO if You see this?!...Echo-chamberd Cheer's and best regards!...........CLARKY- It looks like I will have to wait, that deal is no more!...Anyway i dont think that was a great amp anyway, No disrespect to Marshall, But I would love to find another brand, There has to be some that are just as dynamic as the JC and JX series. I get a pretty decent tone out My "old' set up with the new rewiring and cables and stuff, Maybe if I replaced the radio shack 10's and put Celestion 12's....Hmmmm?........
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Sat Oct 16 '04 12:48:28 pm
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nickol
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What a show at the Hippodrome in Baltimore!!! One of the top 5 shows I think I've ever seen. The Hippodrome was a perfect venue for JS, and Kudos to the best sound man in the business. The sound quality was awesome.
Keep it up, and kick ass in NYC.
Saw Dio and Anthrax at the Beacon a couple of weeks ago, and I know they need to replaster the place because it was sooooo friggin loud.
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Sat Oct 16 '04 1:04:23 pm
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b52gundog
Jeff Vanderwall
Largo, FL
USA
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U gotta see Joe in concert. Just saw him last week in Clearwater, FL USA. He was amazing. Kick-ass show!
I'm so glad he played a different set list. He has so many other good songs aside from the staple hits he'd usually played before.
Just awesome! Thanks Joe!
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Sat Oct 16 '04 1:38:04 pm
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DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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If anyone replies to this post before 8am tomorrow morning...then great lol...
Anyone who lives in Stafford...what's it like? I'm going to the University Open Day tomorrow to have a look round and so on and so forth and I just wanna' know before hand what to expect...
Is it like Teflord? (the worlds largest council estate) or does it actually have inhabitants that don't regard saying "Isn't it" as posh...as opposed to "ennit"...which is common as muck...as the saying goes.
Delfino
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Sat Oct 16 '04 2:44:12 pm
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chazz37
chadi cortbaoui
adonis,
lebanon
Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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hello... joe ur music man is just fantastic
how can we get ur books?in lebanon where i live we do not find any book of ures, i was specially seeking for the "satriani guitar secrets"..thx
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