Jblaze, I'm watching disc 2 now. I just checked the dates - the guys were in Japan 20 days after we seen them in Upper Darby, PA! No wonder everything looked so familiar! lol! I hated to see Mike with ice on his arm talking about tendonitis :( There are some pretty funny parts on here. They say the same thing Joe & the band say in the web greeting message - "I got the fever, and the only prescription is...more cow bell!!" lol! I'd love to know the story behind that one.

Hi joe, Im from Uruguay but now Im living in Japan.. I hope you will come to Japan some day... Im learn more and more, when i see your concert in dvd.. thanks for every thing..

sorry if i make a mistake with my English.. I cant speak well..

Eduardo kunizawa ...

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation.

People, I have just made a compilation cd with some really cool music to keep your sanity during the winter...

A Perfect Circle - Vanishing
The Cure - The Same Deep Water as You
Pink Floyd - Keep Talking
Pocupine Tree - Trains
Elliot Smith - Between the Bars
Buckethead - Earth Heals Itself
Opeth - Hope Leaves
Richie Kotzen - Change
Satch - You saved my life
The Darkness - Love is only a feeling
Duran Duran - Ordiary World
Metallica - Bat-ter-rry!

I think this is a pretty kick ass smooth cd. Eva, you will like this (Opeth is from sweden!). 962, have you heard of Porcupine Tree?

Optical Studio: I did visit your website and your Cdbaby page and I have to say, I am impressed with what you guys have done. I would definitely love to look further into what you fellows have recorded and perhaps purchase a cd! good job dude.

YIPPPEEEEEEEEE! I WON THE BACKSTAGE PASS AGAIN!!! WOOOHOOOO! MAN, TWO TIMES IN A ROW! THIS COULD'NT GET BETTER!

Well, as most of you know I just won passes in August also...and it would be greedy of me to just go there and hog it up again. So if there are any people who are going to the chicago show on the 21st, email me and you guys can have both the passes. I will give the webmaster your name. My email is dimmuborgir77@hotmail.com Hurry! Achoo??? dude, are you going?

jazzzzzzzy

Hi Joe, Where I can buy the tickeks for the Concert in Santiago,Chile (spanish: Donde puedo comprar las entradas para el Concierto en Chile).

JS

Could you give us fans a sneak preview of what your set list will included on this tour??? Looking forward to seeing you, Jeff and Matt at the Michigan Theatre in Ann Arbor this Wednesday night. Love the new album, "Searching" rocks!!!!!

Nitefly Rob - Welcome back...

It's an old SNL skit... I know some of us have brought it up here a few times over the years...

It's funniest when you see the video, but you can click here.

Wrong.

That joke has been around for YEARS. I first heard it when Clinton was president, and I wouldn't be surprised if the joke is even older than that.

Pick a source...

http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/politics5.htm
http://webpages.marshall.edu/~hartwel1/humor/stories/condom_sizes.html
http://www.suite101.com/discussion.cfm/investing/65494/875892

Zinc Master, yeah I was as surprised as Jazzzzy at the jokes aparrently complementing Bush's intelligence!

962

I do not believe the US despises Russia, we may be wary of Russia (new crack down after their planes went down and the school incident), they still have a large nuclear weapon stockpile, but I think we have learned it is better to work together than against each other.

Zinc Master, cool, yeah it seems that real international relations are a little sweeter these days. I know Putin and Blair have been working quite closely together.

I find it really interesting, cuz my research, out of personal interest, makes me feel that Russia is now one of the most respectable nations on the planet and is a nation a lot of us should be looking up to. I hope it builds itself a stronger economical foothold to get out of the poverty rut.

cuthbert, I kinda meant both goverment and people, cause I've heard very mixed american views on Russia. But then some of those, including that of my bro-in-law, were from people who served in the US military during the cold war, so that's bound to shape one's opinion, somewhat.

Matt King...welcome back !!

MegaBoyd.....very happy to see you in a band.....too cool....you rock !

Do the stu: Honestly, I dont give a shit about looking at sources for a Bush joke. My opinion about it wasnt a serious one (nothing I would lose sleep over) and I dont have the time researching about something so miniscule. The sad part is (and 962 agrees with me!) the joke was actually complementing Bush's intelligence! DUDE! I know youre a smart guy and will be voting Kerry for our next President! Glad to see another democrat.

Another opinion about the Bush support joke: Whats the big deal in saying you have a big dick? Maybe Bush is compensating for his small brains...hehe :)

oops, double post.

Cuthbert: How old were you when you were in Junior High? Was little Bush president? I guess not. So probably the joke was complementing some other President. Republicans added his name just to feel better about themselves >:O

Bush Jokes :)

Asked by his teacher to compare three presidents Johnny thought for a moment and said: "Well, George Washington couldn't tell a lie. Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth. And George W. Bush can't tell the difference."

The discovery that Bush's resting heart rate is 43 has led some observers to speculate that this is the first time we've had a president with a heart rate that matches his IQ.

What do golf and Florida elections have in common? Low score wins.

3 Sharks meet in the ocean. They talk about the people they recently have eaten. The first one says: I swallowed the Ayatollah yesterday, but the guy had eaten so much garlic I still feel sick. The second shark says: That's nothing pal! I swallowed Boris Jelzin last week and the old guy had so much vodka in him that I'm still drunk. The 3rd shark laughs and said: You lucky guys! I swallowed George W. Bush 3 weeks ago and the guy has so much air in his head, I still can't dive!

Three brothers Neil, Jeb and Dub, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.

"Come have a look over here", says Neil, "It's Obidiah Jones' grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87."

"That's nothing", says Jeb, "here's one named Butch Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died."

Just then, Dub yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old!"

"What was his name?" asks Neil.

Dub lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Austin."

George W. Bush takes his fancy new hot air balloon out for a ride. After soaring over the country side for an hour he realizes he is lost. After spotting a young girl on a farm below he descended and shouted, "Hey little girl, can you help me? I promised a friend an hour ago I would meet him, but I don't know where I am." The young girl replies, "You are in a hot air balloon over my daddy's corn field making a racket and scaring the chickens!" Peeved, Bush says, "Your daddy must be a Democrat." "He is," says the girl, "but how did you know that?""Well," answers Bush, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I still have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. You aren't being much help." The girl below responds, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replies Bush, "but how did you know?" "Well," says the girl, "You're way up there full of hot air looking down on the world, you don't know where you're at and you don't know where you're going. You promised something to somebody you can't deliver on, and you were in this spot before we met but somehow your predicament is all my fault."

Yo! Whut' up doe? I'm just chllin'(well not really chillin', but you know) here at work, gonna go to class in 2 hours. Jazzed up about the concert in just 3 more days. Speaking of jazz, congradulations jazzzzzzy.

Optical Studio: Dude, with the hard work you put into the recording, I would love to buy an album! I am still listening to your music as we speak. I love what you have done with the GT-6. Some of the stuff is real trippy, exactly how I like it. I dont think your dyslexia comes in the way of your creative mind. Your picture on the website shows you with a re d guitar. What kind is it? I use a fender deluxe amp. Its loud! have you see satriani during this tour? I cannot wait for the chicago triology!

suppadave,