jazzy: wranglers....i guess it makes me sound bad, andi dont mean to come off that way...but unless you are livin on a farm wrestling pigs and riding horses, most hot chicks might be wearing calvins, guess, ralph lauren, levis or if you have some cash....seven or some big designer.....

YEAY SUPAADAVE!!!!!...

OOPS...double post

Go Yankees!

Fretslayer - Welcome back... :-)

Joe:

I thought there may be a chance you read this post before leaving Chicago this weekend so here it is.

I was lucky enough to be able to purchase one of your limited edition "Chrome Boy" guitars. I have been trying to find a way to get it signed by you so that I can put it away for good! Is there any way I can make arrangements to do this. I know you are busy and the last time I met you was three weeks prior to purchasing the guitar. Bummer..

Please help...

The Top 5 Programs on PinkTV

France's first gay television channel, PinkTV, is an eye-opener. And that's the point: Pink's founders believe there's a ready audience for the channel, and not just among France's estimated 3.5 million gays. Pink's "a giant leap for television, a small step in high heels," said a PinkTV spokesman.

5> Will and Grease

4> Gerard Depardieu Me

3> Leave It for Beaver

2> Homme Improvement

and the Number 1 Program on PinkTV...

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/3/thegalleriamusic.htm

People, please feel free to check that link and listen to News In Brief. It's the political track that my accomplace, Alex, and myself have been working on, and it's now up on soundlcick. Be open minded, and be aware that the political ideas presented may be contrary to your own.

Dude, have you seen Farenheit 9/11? My mum and I watched it last night, it's awesome. If John Kerry does manage to win this, Mike Moore should be very proud that it's partly because of his documentary!

Andy Timmon's homepage has The Princess (i think) playing in the background, and it's pretty cool. Music does tend to slow things down tho, which sucks for those of us with dial-up!

Star Wars Episode 3 Trailer Update

According to one of our oldest, must trusted sources, the wait is finally almost over. They have told us that the long-awaited teaser trailer for STAR WARS, EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH will be playing on theater screens come Friday, November 5 -- but that plans are afoot for the trailer to run at least one day beforehand...and on television.

Our source has informed us that the STAR WARS trailer will be "placed" with THE INCREDIBLES, the new Disney/Pixar animated film also being released on 11/5. However, just because the EPISODE III may be shipped with the film cans of THE INCREDIBLES or suggested to play in front of that film doesn't necessarily mean that every theater screen will show the SITH trailer before THE INCREDIBLES. "Due to the kind of length for an animated film, two hours (with Boundin' short) running time and the IMMENSE number of studios vying to get placement on the film, expect some exhibitors to not play it with INCREDIBLES, though most should, if not on all screens of the film," our source told us last evening.

Furthermore, while our source could confirm the plans for releasing the EPISODE III trailer by November 5, the shipping title of the trailer and any posters and banners has not become known as of yet. Companies usually ship this kind of promotional material for highly anticipated movies under codenames to deflect any potential theft of the goods by those looking to make a quick buck using the buzz of the film.

We were also told that there is a plan to have the world premiere of the EPISODE III trailer the evening before it begins playing in theaters on the Thursday, November 4 showing of Access Hollywood, the syndicated entertainment television news program. We have not been able to confirm this news with a representative of AH but again, our source tells us that the promotion of said event should be happening very shortly, if it hasn't already begun.

Whether the EPISODE III trailer would be ready for online downloading around the same time as its debut on Access Hollywood or the next day remains unknown. Our source hazards a guess: "Typically studios break 'world premiere' agreements with media outlets like ET and Access Hollywood if they do online debuts, so it's likely it will be simultaneous to the first televised airings at best." That also makes sense to us.

I was wondering if anyone out there was at the Beacon Theater show this past Saturday, October 16.

I have seen Joe about 8 times and have never been so disappointed with the sound quality. When I attempted to describe the guitar sound to my friends, who are also Satch fans, I could only paint the picture of loading a cannon with razor blades and firing it in someone's face.

Joe's guitar sound is now so raw and spreads so quickly, that it overdrives the PA and completely shadows everyone else in the band. I know it's Joe's show, but he's a much better musician than that (at least that has been my past experience).

I also found this to be the case at the G3 show at the Beacon last year. At that show, I was actually feeling pain from the decibel level, but couldn't drag myself out of the theater due to the fact that there was the greatest summit of guitarists I have seen up to this point (Satch, Petrucci, Yngwie, Vai and Schon).

I'm not sure whether the sound is due to Joe's new Peavey heads, but it is in my opinion nowhere near the smooth, compact sound he used to have that I grew to love over the years.

Any of you UK peeps - There was an Old English practice of hanging a fish, letting it get good and stanky, then cutting of the head and sqeezing the inards on to a piece of bread (English cusine, go figure). If any of you know what that was called, I would appreciate a repley.

Thanks

WHAT THE HECK HAS HAPPEND TO JOE? HE USED TO WRITE GOOD MUSIC!!! Does no one agree that nothing good has been released since Crystal Planet??? He takes polls on this website of what kind of music everyone wants, everyone votes rock, and he goes and writes techno/keyboard/easy listening....