mikesb

Zinc Master, there are lots of great games on that site, here's another topical one:

Two stoners were having barbecue chicken at a local hotspot when suddenly the lady at the next table starts choking and turning purple. One of the stoners takes command " Clear the way, stay back we know how to handle this!" At that point the other dude drops his pants and gets down on all fours directly in front of the woman who is by now convulsing on the floor. The second stoner goes behind the first and plants a long tongue wipe up the others a-hole! The lady jerked violently a couple of times and then coughed violently projecting a chicken bone across the room.

The two stoners stand up and one says to the crowd " Gotta love that Hindlick Manouver, it works every time!!!"

cuthbert1776

Yes it is interesting/disburbing how many things the fed govt is involved in - you only named the big items. Their position is that they are protecting us from each other or from big business (I am not defending the position).

I have said for some time that social security should be given a drop dead date - meaning, we will continue to support it until, lets say 2050. After that date, gone, done, stick a fork in it. So that now, we can plan for our own futures. It will also protect our grandparents, parents, ect who currently rely or plan to rely on that income when they retire.

Now, SSD needs to remain for the time being as well as unemployment, at least for now.

mikesb

Good one . . .

disturbing . . .

'Come Bite Me!' Right...

TAIPEI (Reuters) - A man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.

"Jesus will save you!" the 46-year-old man shouted at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

"Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.

How long until the Scott Peterson jury comes back with a verdict?

I just started writing a fusion tune in 7/8 and it fucking kicks ass!!!!! I can't wait to get it done and let you all have a listen...

Michelle I'm glad you liked the calavera, what an honor if you print it and show it to someone else.

Old but funny joke !

Two guys were moving fast in a supermarket with their shopping carts and they bump. One guy says to the other “I’m sorry sir, but I’m looking for my wife”

“What a coincidence, I’m also looking for my wife and I’m desperate now”

“Well, maybe I can help, How does your wife look like?”

“My wife is tall, 25 years old, brown long hair, green eyes, well shaped legs, firm breast, fantastic butt, well, she is very pretty. How about yours?

hello Mr. Joe. I am of Chile and here I have not confirmed itself date for G3 I am admiring yours uy would like to know of that. since I have seen it in its two recitales that did in Santiago

hello Mr. Joe. I am of Chile and here I have not confirmed itself date for G3 I am admiring yours uy would like to know of that. since I have seen it in its two recitales that did in Santiago

hello Mr. Joe. I am of Chile and here I have not confirmed itself date for G3 I am admiring yours uy would like to know of that. since I have seen it in its two recitales that did in Santiago

hello Mr. Joe. I am of Chile and here I have not confirmed itself date for G3 I am admiring yours uy would like to know of that. since I have seen it in its two recitales that did in Santiago

hello Mr. Joe. I am of Chile and here I have not confirmed itself date for G3 I am admiring yours uy would like to know of that. since I have seen it in its two recitales that did in Santiago

Holy Crap finnaly caught up. You people are prolific sometimes. Back to biz.

The music posts on this site continue to impress. I know I'll leave off some one that I have listened to so a communal congrats to all of you that have let us into your heads through your music in the last few weeks. You know who you are.

Michelle - My God girl!! Reading is worse then the big cities on the west coast. Granted I live in Portland, OR where life, for the most part, is mellow. For a metropolitain area of this size we don't have a very high crime rate, people still hold doors open for you and you rarely hear a horn blare. PA sounds crazy. I have some friends that live in Pitt(or suburbs there of) and they don't even tell stories like that. The people in Reading must still be pissed off at being the railroad on the cheap side of the Monopoly board. And what's the deal with the Ho Ho Hut?

NASCAR Sucks. I concur whole heartedly.

Four more years of Conservitve Christian Hell!! It is not so much the four years. at least there are some checks and balances built in. My BIG concern is the supreme court. That is where the country is really going to get screwed!! Two, possibly three LIFETIME appointments. I expect to see an outlaw on gay marriage and the overturn of Roe vs Wade any day now.

Guitarnut - While I understand you point, the beauty of this site is that we all get together with different view and ,for the most part, are able to discus them. The other thing I really like is that all these thing happen on ONE board.That is the best. I would like to paricipate on some other sites but you practically have to research the site just to participate. Here if you don't want to read one of Cuthberts posts (he does make some good points even though I disagree with him most times) the scroll bar is on the right. I think the Joe appreciates that we are normal people with normal lives, not just a bunch of music geeks that never leave their rooms. Music is about expression. Here we express ourselves with music as a bond.

MORE on the election. The whole "War on Terrorism" thing I think is a crock. It is an excuse to rally support for another agenda. The fact that we are in Iraq has nothing to do with terrorism. It has to do with the fact that Big Geo. told Chimp Geo. to "Get that SOB." Also, it has to do with OIL. The economy of the US is based on the movement of goods. We have a very large country, in area, and to be able to move things around. If there was no oil flowing into the country our economy as we know it would collapse. Maybe I have a transportation bias (can't imagine why) but the influence of the big three along with the subsidies on gasoline that the goverment provides all help harbor a culture that is very auto based. AAGGHHH.

Out of time. Off to math.

Happy Birthday DCK!!!!

Happy B Day" to DCK

cuthbert1776

When it comes to "entitlements" decisions are very hard. There are no easy fixes or changes - once it comes up for discussion, the AARP or other groups start up the "fear" talk and the politicians back down quickly - since they like to be re-elected.

Maybe we need an Emperor (like in Star Wars) who can rule by decree - fix everything - then step down (yeah right).

How about Arnold - just amend the constitution (again) and he is in, right?

Civgeek aka Matt Dorado: Great post man. I fully agree with you....America just got stumped with another 4 years of conservative christian hell. Funny part is, most of these rednecks who call themselves conservative, are not even close to conservative. Conservatives lead more of a withdrawn lifestyle. No alcohol for the most part, Church, bible, etc... If these NASCAR dads and white trash punks were not allowed to vote, I think Kerry would have made it. Its a fact, the Kerry supporters were pretty politically active about the whole war on Iraq and other American issues. Whereas Bush's crowd relied mainly on those "values." Those cheap, narrow minded white American Christian small town values. Bush did a good job selling himself out to those people. I'm just feeling sad that Kerry's hard work and dedication recieved a big FU simply because of people who are too damn naive.

Adrianorb: lmao!

Death Cube K: Happy Birthday to you! How old now? 29?

Zen - Martin Taylorr is very Django-ish... I recommend you check him out.... if you like Django you'll love this guy...

he blows me away.... personally I find his note selecltion astonishing...

he has a lovely bright personality to his playing too...

if you don't know already... he tunes to Eb

stay safe bro...

would you prefer me playing dirty or clean???

well at least I got the 'George' bit right.... lol....

either way though... it was funny as fuck...

one of the godfathers on the funk....

Clarky - LOL Yeah, it was fucking hilrious. Some people just don't get sarcasm...

cuthbert: Piss off dude. In no way, shape or form would I ever even dare to call the majority of these white trash punks informed. They voted for one reason, and you know what it is. I will not repeat it. If you dont know what it is, you can make one up. I am biased, but for a reason. I believe I am much better informed and take an active or least attempt to make a rational choice rather than blindly following rednecks like Bush. I grew up in 5 different countries, including the middle east. I think I have seen more of the world than "my fellow Americans." I may seem arrogant and stubborn, but during times like this, it's the best way out.