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for g3

Bumper stickers 04

If you are psychic - think "HONK"

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

Grow your own dope, plant a man.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

anyone seen the movie "what the bleep do we know!?" ?

It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to think with the masses or majority, merely because the majority is the majority. Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by a majority of the people. - Giordano Bruno

MrNick

Bumper stickers 05

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

All men are idiots....I married their king.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

Leaving work early....Blonde style

Three women who worked in the same office noticed that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know?

The brunette is thrilled to get home early.She does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early.

The redhead is elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she goes upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom.

She quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes the door and creeps out of her house.

The Sunday Sermon

The preacher's Sunday sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies".

Toward the end of the service he asked his congregation, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question.

As it was past lunchtime, this time about 80 percent held up their hands.

He then repeated his question again. All responded, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs.Jones," inquired the preacher, "are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any." she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-three." she replied.

"Oh Mrs. Jones, what a blessing and a lesson to us all you are. Would you please come down in front of this congregation and tell us all how a person can live ninety-three years and not have an enemy in the world."

Steve T - Guitar Center Tigard (or Beaverton) , Oregon $3000.

civgeek, Thanks for the info bout the chromeboy.

You don't happen to have their website address do you?

jazzzzzzzy - "Got a problem fanboy?"

It's nice to see that you're continuing to call people names.

"What new things you brought up?"

Click here ("Please explain how..." and "How am I trying...?"). Will you ignore these questions now, like you did previously?

"you...claim to be fair and balanced"

Show me something that I said that is unfair or unbalanced, considering the fact that I have said in the past that I only respond to comments posted here and don't usually bring things up on my own.

"but bend to the extreme of the extreme right."

"Extreme" isn't the case at all. Trying to insult me because I have a few right-wing political beliefs isn't very tolerant of you. You should have a problem with my ideas, not me personally.

"arguing with you is like talking to a rock."

When do you argue with me? You say something and I say something back. You don't respond to any of my questions, so you can't be arguing with me. I've attempted to discuss things with you several times, but you hardly ever directly respond to any of the points I bring up.

"When I said I quit and dont want to talk about it anymore you just want to drag it along."

You can't post something that isn't true, refuse to answer questions about it, and expect people to believe it. Asking questions about something you say is not dragging it along.

"Post however much you want to, I am not going to respond"

If you continue to say things that are inaccurate or just plain rude, I will continue to respond to your comments. Failing to respond to points raised by myself (or others) shows that your points are based on very little (if any) truth.

"Yes, is the answer, I would like everone to tell me it's perfect"

Yeah, everyone probably wants to hear that (to a certain degree, at least)... But...to not hear any comments if they happen to be negative? I don't know about that...

"The Artist likes their work first, otherwise they wouldn't let it out of the box"

That's obvious, but does that mean people should only be able to comment on it if they like it?

"If CrazyBorg is a Satch fan, then how can he say that "Is There Love In Space", as a Body of work... is THAT much different than ALL of Joe's other Great albums?"

There are some NOTE / SWTA-era Satch fans who are Satch fans because they like the Satch / Hamm / Mover power trio sound. I can totally understand how fans of that sound would not like ITLIS?... I love ITLIS?, but one of my biggest complaints is that the bass and drum parts are VERY simple...they're almost boring. If CrazyBorg happens to be one of the NOTE / SWTA-era fans that I mentioned, can he no longer be considered a fan because he doesn't like the new stuff? I disagree...

hey everyone, how's it goin'

man i cant play any thing today, because a kid in my class started to punch and shove me, so i finally stood up for my self and smacked him in the face (i have never done that before, first fight in my life) and i really messed up my hand.

& it really sucks not to play today because my dad just bought me a Satriani Anthology Tab book.

Anyways, the next time i have to punch anyone (which i hope is never) i think i will definitly use boxing gloves!!!!!!!!!!!!

JAZZY - READ THIS!

It reminded me of you...you're not the only one.

http://www.otep.com/tourdiary2004/49.php

Otep has said it like it is and laid the smack down!

Hey, post 1964 - t'was the year of my birth :-)

962

When I just recently was privileged enough to encounter Joe live, I watched the "The Mystical Potato Head Groove Thing" pretty close. I thought what I witnessed was Joe nutting with the bottom of his right hand thus raising an octave for the sixteenth notes. I have no idea what he was actually doing. Do you know of a web source for the tab or sheet music for the "Mystical Potato Head Groove Thing”?

I apologize for the poor grammar and spelling but I have had a bit of "The Macallan".

Any help is greatly appreciated.

Do The Stu, In response to receiving negative feedback.

If it's from a respected source...it's taken with great worth. My own girlfriend would prefer to hear words with my music, she's not a musician, but she is a consumer, so I weigh her suggestion with an open mind as a consumer. If Joe tells me he really likes my tone, chops, taste, balls & song writing...then Yipeee!

My new CD & website will be posted in several weeks, and I'm very interested to hear both your negative & positive remarks.

In Response to: NOTE / SWTA-era Satch fans who are Satch fans because they like the Satch / Hamm / Mover power trio sound.

I am a Guitarist, Drummer, Bassist, Keyboard player & lead vocalist...essentially when I listen to Satch it's for Guitar first, then the other complimentary instruments second. I believe Joe basically has the Bass & Drums where he wants them for that release, and he's most likely to change them on future CD's.

Anywho....I think most of us are here because of Joe's music, and I appreciate his, and his band's talent & offerings.