Zenfish

Cream - used in my coffee

Doors - what I use to get into and out of my home, car, stores ect.

correct - Floyd should not be pink

Mr Nick: Both cuthbert ("Wish You Were Here" ...absolutely beautiful must have) and DoTheStu ("The Wall" ...peace of art wich is supposed to listen in its entirety...and better yet: get the movie) are absolutely right on what Pink Floyd cds a man should own!

Then if (when) you like them, you can go for "Animals" and "the final cut"!

Bumper stickers 06

Where there's a will...I want to be on it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.

Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Bumper stickers 07

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.

Editing is a rewording activity.

Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen

Allow me to introduce my selves

Better living through denial

I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done

Mom Celebrates Birth of Twins at Age 56

NEW YORK - A newborn brother and sister were nestled in a hospital bed with their 56-year-old mother on Wednesday, a day after their history-making arrival.

They have each found their little spot under an arm," said Art Cohan, a close friend who was in the delivery room at Mount Sinai Medical Center on Tuesday when Aleta St. James delivered the twins by Caesarean section.

St. James, who turns 57 on Friday, is believed to be the oldest American woman to give birth to twins. Little Francesca and Gian were conceived through in vitro fertilization using donor eggs

Check out some incredible pics of Joe playing with Deep Purple here. Enjoy!

cuthbert1776

You do know what a MILF is, right?

Bumper stickers 08

Ambivalent? Well yes and no....

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Is it time for your medication or mine?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert....

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

cuthbert1776

Bumper stickers 09

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Adults are just kids who owe money.

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

You! Off my planet!

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Bumper stickers 10

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply

I'm just driving this way to get you mad.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Hang up and drive.

Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

Zenfish

No kissing of axes permitted.

Hey friends :-)), i`m busy right now but i wanna share this with all of you :-)) :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OVATION1 :-)) !!!!

Clarky:Have yer add bro,on its way asap.

cuthbert: i knew it. gth = gun toting hillbilly

the bob: I want my Yngwie chubby so that I can continue making fun of him. He's a master axeman...but still, he should keep drinking beer.

962: You totally get my point now!

bla.

I just recieved the Copy of Satchurated Feedback and i gotta tell ya "IT ROCKS"

i am totally impressed with the talent in this forum.

cant wait for 2nd disc.

Joe we went to see you in manchester for the G3 concert. We thought you where brill. But there was just one thing we had too miss your last 3/4 of an hour cause we would not been able to get to huddersfield cause it was the last train home. We checked the train and buss times and not one was running later. My partner was really upset that he had to go but we need to also get home to our daughter. Next time you do a G3 is there any chance that you maybe able to start a bit earlier so we can watch the whole concert please.

cuthbert1776

"To all who serve and have served, you have my heartfelt gratitude; my prayers of thanks, safety, and healing; and my sincerest wishes for prosperity."

I stand with you as a fellow human being, humbled and thankful to our brothers and sisters in arms past, present, and future. I too extend the deepest heartfelt gratitude to the veterans of this country and all warriors in the world preserving our peace and promoting freedom, liberty and justice for all.

Slavo

I have an autographed picture of Joe that you can have. I would give you my pick that I caught in New Orleans but I already gave it away that night to the guy standing next to me. We are so fortunate in this country. Post your address and I will put it in the mail to you.

Keep rocking and know you have friends here at t2j and in America.

All

For all of those who care. Please join me tomorrow and practice a random act of kindness. It doesn’t have to be elaborate it can be as simple as giving someone a complement, serving someone a cup of coffee, teaching someone a new chord on the guitar. Or telling those closest to you how much you love them.

As our nation and the nations around the world struggle for common ground, let’s lead by example and prove that THERE IS LOVE IN SPACE, our space and what we make of it.

Joe

God bless you and your music. I believe it resonates with tones of the best the human spirit has to offer.