Hello Joe and friends:
It is a mexican tradition to do “calaveras” (translation= skeletons”), the calaveras are done to remember lost family, friends etc. But calaveras are also done on alive people to have fun. Calaveras are done with rhymes, making jokes about how people is going to go with the death. Death is celebrated on November 2 and I always do my family’s calaveras.
This year I will attempt to do something funny about this forum, it is my first calavera in english, so, I hope you like it (I don’t mean to insult you guys, it is just for fun).
I missed a lot of people here, so if anyone wants to add some sentences to the calavera, please feel free !
Saludos amigos
Joe was playing a gig,
at Mexico City,
when death came to get him,
he said “Damn, what a pity”
Joe come with me,
I know you’re a hell of a player,
but you didn’t entertained me,
because I always prefered Slayer
Joe replied very angry,
please don’t take me yet,
I will maka a recommendation,
that I’m sure you won’t regret
Please take my friends at Talk 2 Joe,
they are useless people,
they don’t do their homework,
and they don’t work either
Ok said death,
I’ll give you a chance,
I hope I don’t regret it,
lets give it a try
Alexandre didn’t want to go,
In Portugal I will stay,
I want to give a show,
I don’t care nobody attends
Clarky liked the idea,
he always reads books about Nazis,
he likes war and death,
he likes to say he is fancy
Michelle didn’t like that fact,
my children and husband need me,
but then her husband stepped in the way,
please go with the death and satisfy my need
Tastey didn’t want to go,
I am planning to have a daughter,
I will only go with you,
if you bring my band Slaughter
Jose Vega wanted to go,
but death didn’t like that fact,
with your multiple replies,
I’m sure you will give me a heart attack
Jazzy didn’t like the idea,
and gave death words very unpropper,
Cuthbert shoved Jazzy and said,
go with the death grasshopper
Austin stepped in the way,
and gave death a T2J cd,
come on give it a try,
and get the hell out of here
I already heard it,
I prefer the doors,
I hate every song in that cd,
specially Dark Koridorz
I think I better go said the death,
This cd hears like a bunch of screams,
I will be flying away,
I will be flying in a blue dream