Zinc: I was in somewhere on the left side in the middle. I was wearing Navy Blue golf shirt with Khaki pants. My date was wearing a baby blue tank top and black pants. If you think you saw us (drumroll) weeeeeeeee!

My response was that she killed her sister because she was dating the guy whom she was in love with. Does that mean I am a pervert? maybe! lmao!

Cuthbert: Kerry is not Bush! Really, I have become sick of the republican propaganda to back the war. I am tired of people like Karzai being given power and the Saudi's still sitting on the throne. I am sick of the "Freedom for Oil" program....and my hands have become tired of this constant typing.....I think I will retire on the LazyBoy and play with Kiwi.

jazzzzzzzy

How is it possible for another country to affect an outcome just by an opinion?

My point exactly, so why give a shit?

Ask your doctor to check your short term memory man, or pass me the Afghani 1!... I just want to get on the same page with you dude.

My "bring it on" comment was (once again) in response to the terrorist that want to affect the outcome of our lives with their opinion i.e.. Jihad, flying planes into buildings......

If the majority of the town did not endorse Bush, so be it. What has Bush's ranch got to do with this? If the newspaper is liberal and endorsed Kerry, that great. But my main comment was about the stereotypes people build up.

This is simply not true. The majority in Crawford have had economic prosperity due to tourism.

Click here to be informed

Or here for demographics of Crawford Texas

Predominantly white and redneck. I think they are for bush, at least based off of your stereotypes. So how did you and 962 come up with the BASELESS fact that Crawford was for Kerry? 962 stated it and you supported it.....

I would like to give a website with the list of bands in the CHICAGOLAND area. www.chicagolocalbands.com

tell me what you think about them, I think they' re all pretty darn good..especially the band called Elsinore..

If anyone missed the Ashlee Simpson thing, here it is again:

http://www.collegehumor.com/news/ashlee_snl.wmv

How does that relate to the fact that the Republicans supposedly show support polls all the time while Democrats supposedly do not?

The Republicans say Bush is winning, so it's a huge deal when a newspaper read by less than 500 people endorses the other guy? That doesn't say much at all, especially when a larger paper in Kerry's hometown endorsed Bush. I don't see your connection, and I think both endorsements should be non-issues.

"Again, I always find you criticising the Dems."

Read my post again and you will notice that I mentioned Bush / Lowell AND acknowledged the Kerry / Crawford thing brought up by 962.

"Are you sure you're not voting Republican?"

I've already told you I'm not. Would you like me to tell you again after I fill out my absentee ballot this afternoon?

"If the majority of the town did not endorse Bush, so be it."

That is completely incorrect.

The majority of the town does in fact support Bush. The editor of the newspaper does not. As an editor, he can say his newspaper endorses the candidate of his choosing. It does not mean the town supports that endorsement. It just means he supports it.

Do you have a link? I did another Google News search this morning and I can't find anything.

The clip I posted was the start of the second of two songs on SNL. To start the second song, someone (the sound guy, the drummer, or...?) incorrectly played the audio tape for the first song. The band was confused for a few seconds (after all, they were supposed to play a different song), but they caught on to the mistake and played along with it... Ashlee was completely lost, however. She didn't try to sing, but the vocals from the tape played anyway.

Fanfire probably doesn't get the tickets from the venue or from the promoter until the last minute.

Basically, you get a group of people and stand in a circle. You hit the sack back and forth from person to person without using your hands...you can use your feet, knees, head, shoulder, elbow, etc. It's similar to the drill that soccer (football) players do to warm up, only it doesn't use that huge ball. ;-)

Clarky, yeah I got the "bush getting me killed" thing.

And yeah the mongols and the romans met. Rome invested a quarter of it's enitre army in Britain, and had to keep all those troops here in their attempt to overthrow the barbarians (the Britons). Keeping all those troops here for years at a time became very expensive.

While this was going on, small handfulls of Mongols were entering the Roman empire from the east. On occasion, there would be a brief skirmish, but word quickly spread to rome that the Mongols were viscous, horrifying warriors with great strength and bravery, so the Romans paid them to leave Rome alone.

This was cool with the mongols cause they didn't really give a shit about the land - they realised they could rinse the romans for a whole lot of hard cash in gold, so they'd come visit every couple of months and the Romans, right on cue, would pay them to go back to Mongolia.

The cost of paying off the Mongols actually became so high that Rome had to start to withdraw legions of troops from Britannia, and as this happened, it was enough of a shift in our favour that we were able to beat them into submission, which is when they gave up and ran screaming back to Rome.

Also, I said "I wouldn't be overly surprised if...". I didn't say "you are...", and if you can't tell the difference between the two then you need to go back to school man! At no point have I actually said that I reckon you're racist and homophobic, because you have said nothing that indicates these traits - I'm just saying that, judging by your attitude, and the way you deal with people who, god forbid, have a different opinion to yours, that you're the sort of simple person who feels hostility to anybody whose skin is a funny colour, or who looks at men like a rural loner might look at their dog.

Fornicate off and decease? god that's low. I mean pathetic. This is the only time that I won't be ignoring you - I don't pay much attention to bullshitters.

ok here is something kinda cool for everyone in the milwaukee area....i have 2 extra tickets for tomorrow night at the pabst theater in the 4th row on the left side where joe stands most of the night that i will give to one person for free,since my buddy backed out at the last second but he paid me before hand, so i can make this a fun thing for one of my fellow die hard fans. now i want to make sure whoever gets them deserves them. so email me 200 words or less by midnight tonight(monday the 25th) on why you should get them, and include a phone # where i can reach you tomorrow morning . i will pick the winner based on how well you prove to me that you are a satriani fan. my email address is satch_rules5150@yahoo.com

i live in the milwaukee suburb of west allis and i will drop the tix off if you are in the area. if you are not, we will make arrangements to meet before the show in front of the theater.

Hi all

I really cant be bothered to read 15 pages as I am too knackered after a 6 1/2hr drive and a bloody long w/end gigging. So whats the latest???

cuthbert1776

I will forward both of your responses to the appropriate experts and have them do a detailed analysis to see if you are nuts or crazy.

I have gotten this one before as well - and each time I get a different answer, since I forgot what I answered previously. Hold on, the guys with the restraining belts are here to take me to my "special" room with rubber walls. Will write again . . later . . . help

please no more injections - I am me - or so they tell me I am

jazzzzzzzy

Don't think I saw you at the concert, but your response is troubling. You should immediately check yourself in for a two week evaluation - that way you will miss election day (ha ha ha) - unless you vote absentee ballot.

Just kidding.

do the stu...or you can download dreamweaver from kazaa ;) :P

962...yep thats better..now how about the big printed version with pictures? :P only j/k.

cuthbert...my brother showed me w3schools.com for html lessons, i found them useful. and brainjar looks complicated and foreign :P the other 2 look ok.

zinc master...that pyscho question...i've seen that before but i still didn't get the answer...looks like i'm not capable of killing..damn it :P

Mr Nick

Source: Gators Football Coach Zook Fired

GAINESVILLE, Fla. - Florida coach Ron Zook was fired Monday but will finish the season, a university source told The Associated Press on Monday.

To add more fuel to the election fire

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. Chief Justice William Rehnquist (news - web sites), the leader of the Supreme Court's conservative majority, has undergone surgery for thyroid cancer, a court spokeswoman said on Monday.

Britons Want Homer Simpson as U.S. President

LONDON (Reuters) - Doughnut-chomping, beer-guzzling Homer Simpson may not be the model father but he has won the hearts of British TV fans who want the nuclear power plant worker to be the next U.S. president.

Former president George Bush (news - web sites) notoriously said American families should be "closer to the Waltons than the Simpsons" but Homer was overwhelming favorite in a Radio Times magazine poll on which U.S. TV character should take over at the White House.

As Americans ponder tax and security pledges from President Bush (news - web sites) and Democratic rival John Kerry (news - web sites) ahead of the November 2 poll, television fans have been considering Homer slogans such as "No big government, just big waist sizes."

In a manifesto compiled for the magazine by The Simpsons' writing staff, the bumbling animated TV hero also pledges: "I promise there will be fewer nuclear disasters with me as your mayor than with me as your nuclear safety inspector."

Homer got 24 percent of the vote in the poll of more than 2,000 readers. Second place went to the more obvious choice of Josiah Bartlet, the president played by Martin Sheen in "The West Wing."

zinc master..forwarded to who? the national help people kill others society? hehe :P

Mr Nick

great idea - I should add them to my list of people to forward the list to.

Hello friends :-) !!! I`m alive :-)) lol !!!! No tomatoes on my workshop :-)) !!!! The audience was amazing !!! A few friends of mine came out to see me from other citys :-)) !!! My webmaster taked a few photos. Soon you can see it :-) !!! A professor of Jazz gave me the congratulations, nice songs, cool first workshop :-)) !!! In the begining i was a little nervous but after that, lets go :-) !!! I played well but in a few times i did a few mistakes :-), it happened ;-) . In the general, i`m very happy and my audience too, that`s enough for me now :-) !!! I`M very gratefull :-)) !!!

AUSTIN - THe waves of life will be on my record with new clothes. Rustcycle.com did a remix for me :-). Very good work. The new Version has piano aswell :-)). You will see that. Thanks for your support my friend !!!!

OPTICALSTUDIO - Thank you friend. Portugal is waiting for you :-)) !!!

MATT KING - Beautiful song friend :-) !!!

MICHELLE - Thank you baby, how are you and your knee? Hope well :-). Kisses !!!!

ACHOO - Thank you. I must pay attention for new Megadeth`s record ;-). Mustaine rocks. He has a house in Portugal, Cascais. The same city where Gonçalo Pereira lives :-). Regards!!

JAZZZY - Thank you very much for your very kind words :-). Glad to know that bro ;-) !!!!

BAHDUH - Congrats about Babyboy :-)) !!! You msut be very proud, all the best for all of you dear friend :-)). I`m well thanks my friend :-)). I`m very happy for you :-) !!!!

DRAGONCHILD -Nice to see you :-) !!!! How are you?

ZINK MASTER - Happy B-birthday :-) !!! How old are you friend? Have a great new year :-) !!!

OVATION1 - are you ok? Hope so Mikeyson!!!!

JOE - how is going the USA tour? Hope very well. Great setlist :-)) !!! Warm regards and good luck!!!!!

PLUM LOCO - Hey friend, where are you?

Nice to see you all, have a good week and take care !!!!

Susie2000 and michelle:

Thanks for the posts. We are doing well, just had an iep meeting with the school to check in on my son's progress. He had been failing in school until we got the diagnosis and put him on an iep, now he has an educational assistant part of the day, but even then, last year was still rough for him.

This year however, being so inspired by Joe, he found out about Musician's Institute in Hollywood, CA and is so fired up about going there and making music his life. It helped that he heard that Joe occassionally drops by the Institute!! Along with other artists. He is now getting better grades than ever before, plus we have him on the right track with medications, counseling and some behavior modification for both of us! I have had to learn when to push and when to back off, and how to deflect the explosions. Plus he is pretty inflexible, so that makes life even more interesting.

michelle, I can really feel for your friend. I too am a single parent and we have struggled for many, many years to figure out what was going on with my son. I hope she doesn't give up, even though she may feel like it sometimes, because the answers are out there if they can just find the right person to help them. My son ended up being arrested and put in the juvenile detention center for a couple weeks, and though it was the worst time of our lives, it also brought very good things, a diagnosis that made sense and new knowledge about my son. I hope your friend doesn't end up going there in order to get answers, but good can come from bad!

And music has been a life saver for him, guitar transports him away like nothing else can. We have Joe's music on in the house all the time now, and about the only time we have the t.v. on is to watch one of his DVD's!!! :) Satch makes us both very, very happy and lifts our spirits every single day.

Zinc Master: cool test, but I'm afraid to ask how many have given the right answer!!! I didn't have a clue, but I have had very mean thoughts many times!! Glad to know I probably won't become a serial killer any time soon! :)

Bahduh, many congratulations on your baby boy! I'm sure he's very precious!

alexandrecaetano

cheese101

You would be very afraid to know all of the responses I have received. We have a lot of very interesting people here at T2J, but that is what makes live fun - variety, the spice of life. Some are psychos, some are crazy, some are nuts (or like to touch them), and some are insane. Those are the 4 categories of answers so far.

Spizazz

I got the hint and checked out your pictures - great pics. You were definately on the right (meaning left) side of the stage.

I was in the front row, just one person to the left of his mic on Saturday night.