Pastafarian, welcome back man!! Tell us about the new gig. Review some of my older postings I had a coupla questions for you back when you were in your previous posting frenzy.

Next time you see Jason aka Jazzzzzzzy, give him a good kick in the ass for me!!LOL He used the words Tony Macalpine and sucks in the same sentence! I am sure you have an opinion re Tmac yourself apparently being a connoisseur of axe and keyboard as well as sauce!! Cheers man!!

Clarky:The track i would like y t let loose on is Pheonix street when i get it up & running on site,cant post t y direct cause my comp needs surgery,but after thats done...what about a solo fest via site?

Zenfish:I,m doin great man,just moved flat & so unbelievably happy for the change.The guitars at this moment havnt been taken out there cases for some 3 weeks! Thats about t change.As t where its taking me ...i,ve no idea,i,m just up for being me & thats it,i,ve had my fun & games of playing t make others happy,i guess its just time for me t be me & bollox t the rest,where that leads me Zen...who knows

Michelle:i guess the B Suits r out,lol,bad enough havin the crap in yer head..but seein it in yer fav show! y,d be sending nukes my direction if it happened,lol

mikesb: hehe....Pastafarian aka Siro is so much smaller than me (I am 6'3 and pasta is 5'1...hehe and I am 180 and pasta is around 160). He's a little bald italian dude. btw >:) Tony Mac sucks...lmao...(evil laughter)

Funny shit coming up....................................................

The president goes into a library. "I would like a cheeseburger and fries," he says in a loud, clear voice." "But sir," says the assistant, "this is a library." "Gee, I'm sorry," says Bush, and whispers very quietly, "I'd like a cheeseburger and fries."

Cheney gets a call from his "boss", George. "I've got a problem," says George. "What's the matter?" asks Cheney. "Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges." "What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney. "A big rooster," replies George. "All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look." So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. George points at the jigsaw on his desk. Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to George and says, "For crying out loud, Georgie - put the corn flakes back in the box."

Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal! That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold urinal!" Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal. That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."

cuthbert1776 & mikesb

As far as I know, I only just heard him. As of right now, I am not sure about his older songs, I have only heard his newest one and the 3-4 that play on his web site.

I will check the library to see if they have any of his discs there before running out to buy it.

jazzzzzzzy

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

The Supreme Court has ruled there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, DC this Christmas.

This isn't for any religious or constitutional reason. They simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capitol.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: "Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes."

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?

The Answer is SEVEN: (1) One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced, (2) one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb, (3) one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb, (4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs, (5) one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb, (6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag, (7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

My Preachyness for the Day

Drug Problem Or Drug Problem

The other day, someone at a store in a small town

read that a methamphetamine lab had been found

in an old farm house in the adjoining county and he

asked me a rhetorical question, "Why didn't we have

a drug problem when you and I were growing up?"

I responded that we did have a drug problem when

we were kids growing up on the farm or in the city.

I had a drug problem when I was young:

I was drug to church on Sunday morning.

I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.

I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.

I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults.

I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed

my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report

card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the

teacher or the preacher. Or if I didn't put forth my

best effort in everything that was asked of me.

I was drug to the kitchen sink if I uttered a profane

four letter word.

(I do know what Lye soap tastes like.)

I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and

flower beds and cockleburs out of dad's fields.

I was drug to the homes of Family, Friends, and

neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no

one, to mow the yard, repair the clothesline or chop

some fire wood, and if my mother had ever known

that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness,

she would have drug me back to the wood shed.

Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect

my behavior in everything I do, say, and think. They

are stronger than cocaine, crack or heroin, and if

today's children had this kind of drug problem,

Once upon a time, long, long ago, there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election. Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final win ner.

There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things. The candidate who catches the most fish at the end of the week wins. After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote, cold, icey lake in Wisconsin. There were to be no observers present and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.

At the end of the first day, Kerry. returns to the headquarters and he has 10 fish. Soon, Bush, who has answers to everything, but no plan, returns and has zero fish.

Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and hopefully, he will catch up the next day. At the end of the 2n d day Kerry comes in with 20 fish and Bush comes in again with none.

That evening, Dole gets together secretly with Bush and says, "I think Kerry is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way."

The next night (after Kerry comes back with 50 fish), Dole says to Bush, "Well, what about it? Is Kerry. cheatin?'"

"He sure is, he's cutting holes in the ice."

Zinc: I hope people who havent heard these before find it good!

cuthbert!: me a spaghetti? haha! I was 205 2 months back. I quit the beer for a while so the weight went down...But I think I need more booze in me. Have you ever had Sam Adams? Thats one of my faves. Also, I love Blue Moon. When I just want to get hammered quick, I get Icehouse. Joe's fave beer is Pilsner Urquell (must have changed now). Thats a good one too. When I need to relax with something really light (summer), I get Rolling Rock. My favorite mexican beer is tequila....that fux me up real fast!

js_js: Why do so many hate Bush???? ask God.

PS: What are people dressing up as for halloween? I am thinking of dressing up as a catholic priest who gives candy to little kids.....

OpticalStudio- glad to read you have made some headway with accommodation plans! Good luck with it. :-)

Since I've been off work this week, I've been really catching up with a backlog of films I've just bought and / or been meaning to watch for ages... Troy, Dog Soldiers, Monster, Kill Bill Vol 2 and Seabiscuit.

Zinc Master, my personal feeling is BUY ALL OF KENNY-WAYNE'S RECORDS RIGHT NOW! he's only made 4 albums so it won't cost much, and I love his music, it really rocks.

Kenny has been going since the late 90's, and was 19 years old when he recorded his phenomenal debut "Ledbetter Heights".

slansh - 16 bars is cool.... I can have a ball in 16 bars... lol..

it's definately an art form - one I wish I was better at...

another trick to consider when mixing [if you don't have automation] is "playing the desk"... it's tricky and take practice.. but if you prepare well and rehearse it you can get better overall results..

962

From what I have heard, KWS' music is good. I am weary of buying anything yet.

I want to check it out first - either at the library or at the music store (some let you listen to what you want to, at least clips) before buying one or more.

It is encouraging that others seem to like him.