Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III Costa Mesa, CA United States Plays: Bass (25 years)
4067 posts total | IP Logged
|
guitarnut777 - "Anyone here have any particular music videos you recommend or great live DVDs for a fellow guitarnut?"
For now, check out these three:
- Led Zeppelin - DVD
- Rush - In Rio
- Dream Theater - Live At Budokan
You can find them at CD Universe.
jazzzzzzzy - "If there are any posts you dont like, SKIP IT."
Don't use that as an excuse to continue posting your insensitive and intolerant comments.
One is not being righteous, nor is he lecturing, if he simply suggests that people should have some sense of decency when they post instead of throwing out endless lists of insults.
njbeast - You don't need Joe's permission to put a picture of you and him on your website (unless you're using him to sell stuff, or something like that...hehe).
Master Yoda - A fusion album from Joe would be cool, but I'd like to hear an acoustic album first...
Stevee T - "A early Happy Thanksgiving to all!"
Three weeks early? Hehehe... Okay...Happy Thanksgiving. :-)
TravisHodges - I don't think anyone here thinks Satch "sucks" or "lacks soul", but there's nothing wrong with criticizing some aspects of his playing (assuming we support our points of view and don't just blindly say things without reasoning).
juju808 - Hi Julie... I owe you an email (well, it's been so long that I probably owe you several, LOL)... I'll try to write you tonight or tomorrow.
I'm done with midterms as well...it feels SO good. :-)
Zinc Master - "Was Do the Stu there?"
LOL!
I can safely say that no, I wasn't there.
...Austin...
|
Fri Nov 5 '04 10:57:01 am
|
Set this message as last read
|
Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
3563 posts total | IP Logged
|
Penis Requests a Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
Edited Fri Nov 5 '04 10:58 am
|
Fri Nov 5 '04 10:57:01 am
|
Set this message as last read
|
Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
3563 posts total | IP Logged
|
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
IRELAND
“Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?
This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?”
FRANCE
“Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that?
Aren’t the French just Germans who can make sauces?”
ITALY
“Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus?
I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O’s! ”
POLAND
“Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?”
GERMANY
“Is this bratwurst kosher?”
TURKEY
“Where’s the hash at?
It’s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?”
KOREA
“Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?”
CHINA
“This wall isn’t so great.”
ENGLAND
“Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?”
SWEDEN
“Do you have any normal meatballs?
Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?”
YEMEN
“Yemen? That’s a stupid name for a country. What’s it mean -- ‘Land Of Fanatics And Dust' ?”
INDIA
“You don’t live in teepees?
Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?”
ETHIOPIA
“After a long day of travel, I’m famished. Hey – those flies sure love your pregnant son!”
CANADA
“You’re like Americans without money.”
SPAIN
“So, this is the country that’s not Portugal? Wow.
Your women can shave if they want to, right?
Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?”
SOUTH AFRICA
“I liked it better the other way.”
MEXICO
“What's that smell?”
SAUDI ARABIA
“Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car?
Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?”
RUSSIA
“Is it always this cold and economically devastated?”
UZBEKISTAN
“Can you spell Uzbekistan?”
GREECE
“I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."
AFGHANISTAN
“Seriously, where is the real country… where is everything?”
JAPAN
“What’s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?”
AUSTRALIA
“How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?”
AMERICA
“Was John Wayne gay?”
|
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:10:18 am
|
Set this message as last read
|
pp0
ken laureano peterborough, ontario CANADA Plays: Guitar (26 years)
83 posts total | IP Logged
|
joe hi. what would you say. if someone said you and stevevia. got it all from. eddi vanhalen. i mean songs. like sach boogi . and wammy bar shit. in my head. i think you eat him. alive. did you get your. lagoto form. alan. h
|
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:33:49 am
|
Set this message as last read
|
hoiguy79
Josue Vázquez Tulancingo, Hidalgo México Plays: Guitar (27 years)
346 posts total | IP Logged
|
Hey Zincmaster Becarefull with those nationalities jokes, please. Easy man
Edited Fri Nov 5 '04 11:41 am
|
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:34:06 am
|
Set this message as last read
|
962
Simon Granada, Andalucia Spain Plays: Guitar (24 years)
1714 posts total | IP Logged
|
cuthbert, haha, thanks for that dude.....I wasn't sure about the location of "buttfuck", and I thought Oklahoma, but then got confused between it and Oregon and Ohio, and didn't want to offend anybody! hehe.
Anyway, Yeah I see your point, that there are short-sighted political retards in every party. It sucks. I suppose it'd help if we knew more about domestic policies from each party, but I still think Bush for re-run was a bad idea!
Zinc Master, thanks (regarding the Star Wars trailer thing!)
jazzzzzzzy, a year in Nepal? You lucky f*ck*r! I'm dead jealous now....Nepal is somewhere I would love to go! I bet it was awesome!
hoiguy, how big is the photo file? I'm guessing a couple hundred KB? If so, mail it to me and I'll stick it on my webshots page until you can find a better host!
airman_siro@yahoo.co.uk
Suzie and jazzzzzzy, you rock! By the way, did "Namm man" say something to me? I'm sure I thought I saw my name there or something, but in the midst of a short-sighted, uneducated republican rant, I may have been mistaken.
Austin, dude you always, without fail, take what I say literally! I know, it's possible for people to stay put and still maintain excellent global awareness. but, I know from experience, having been to various parts of the US on numerous occasions, that there are a lot of people who haven't got a clue what lies beyond their state boundry.
I was onced asked where I was from, and when I replied "UK" I was asked "which state is that?"
By the way, I disagree on Jazzzzy being insensitive and intolerant......I think he has a good grasp of the principal of everyone being allowed their oewn opinion, but just doesn't like it when some people try to enforce their own opinion and tell him that he is wrong. You can only tell someone that about something material, but opinion is "abstract".
DCK, that's cool about the message from Bumblefoot!
Question....Does Joe have a copy of the CD?
guitarnut, Toto 25th Anniversary Live In Amsterdam is a great DVD. Steve Vai's Live At The Astoria is also ace. And the Guitar Wars DVD, featuring Paul Gilbert and Nuno Bettencourt (and Steve Hackett and John-Paul Jones) is f*ck*n ace....everyone should get it!
http://attenuation.net/files/iq.htm
|
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:35:20 am
|
Set this message as last read
|
Stu Clone
Graham Shackelford Tacoma, Washington USA Plays: Bass (26 years)
1404 posts total | IP Logged
|
re: exit polls vs. counted votes
come on guys, how accurate do you really think exit polls can be? i went and voted and there wasn't a single person asking us who we voted for. exit polls are inaccurate, that's the point of the ACTUAL POLL; it compensates because the votes are accountable.
|
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:37:55 am
|
Set this message as last read
|
Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
3563 posts total | IP Logged
|
Stu Clone
I have been involved in an exit poll once - on purpose I gave all sorts of nutty responses and gave the opposite of what I did - just to screw the system.
Sometimes I am just difficult.
|
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:45:21 am
|
Set this message as last read
|
Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
3563 posts total | IP Logged
|
HAPPY 500 TO ME
After Great Britain's Beer Festival...
After Great Britain's Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided it would be fun to hit a pub in London and go out for a beer.
The first sits down and says, "Hey, Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The second says, "I'd like the best beer in the world. Give me 'The King of Beers.' One Budweiser please."
The bartender gives him one.
Another guy says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water; give me a Coors."
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Guiness sits down as he orders a Coke. The bartender is a bit taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guiness?"
The Guiness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
|
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:47:25 am
|
Set this message as last read
|
AngieRead
Angela Read Silverhill, AL USA Plays: Guitar (20 years)
83 posts total | IP Logged
|
Please let me know how to send cards/letters to Joe. I would like to also know how to obtain pictures of him. I am ADDICTED to his music!
|
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:48:13 am
|
Set this message as last read
|
Silmarien
Martina ( Dyer) London, GB/PL
344 posts total | IP Logged
|
ZincMaster where do u take all this stuff from? Actually I didn't understand one joke - about Poland, well I'm polish but I don't get it... greets
|
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:50:59 am
|
Set this message as last read
|
Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
3563 posts total | IP Logged
|
Silmarien
i get these jokes from friends all over the world - I do not intend to offend - if I do, I am sorry and will try to be more careful.
I just try to bring a little laughter into the world.
|
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:53:12 am
|
Set this message as last read
|
AngieRead
Angela Read Silverhill, AL USA Plays: Guitar (20 years)
83 posts total | IP Logged
|
Hello. It's me again. I was very disappointed when I bought my tickets to Satriani on 10/29 from Ticketmaster. Then I learned to the platinum packages and I'll be dog gone if they were out of them the day after I bought the regular ones. I attended the 2003 show in Pensacola, FL at the Saenger. I was in the 5th row. I had bought my tickets the day they went on sale. The recent concert 10/29 was at House of Blues in New Orleans. I will always love seeing him play but I hated the standing room only. It was difficult to see and after two hours of standing up I was pure exhausted. I sure wish I would have won the back-stage pass. Does Joe ever write on here anymore? The last I saw was August. Could someone tell me how to get pictures of Joe? and fan mail address?
Edited Fri Nov 5 '04 12:02 pm
|
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:55:05 am
|
Set this message as last read
|
hoiguy79
Josue Vázquez Tulancingo, Hidalgo México Plays: Guitar (27 years)
346 posts total | IP Logged
|
Do not worry Zinkmaster, I also Know some of this jokes, but I do not think here is the place to write them, but no hard feelings.
|
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:56:04 am
|
Set this message as last read
|
Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
3563 posts total | IP Logged
|
hoiguy79
Good - I try to be friendly, easy-going, and a little off the wall here and try not to make too many people upset.
Anyway, we are neighbors and should be at least neighborly to each other (country wise).
|
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:59:15 am
|
Set this message as last read
|
hoiguy79
Josue Vázquez Tulancingo, Hidalgo México Plays: Guitar (27 years)
346 posts total | IP Logged
|
The mesage is for "962"; its a photo edition of Joes satriani that I did for halloween that the "#$&$#/ webmaster has not upload to the Joe's web page.
Zinkmaster keep the good vibe on the posting man
|
Fri Nov 5 '04 12:02:54 pm
|
Set this message as last read
|
Suzie2000
Suzo London, England Plays: Guitar (35 years)
2002 posts total | IP Logged
|
962- thanks! If you scroll back a few pagesI think DamlMissNamm did make a reference to you... you weren't mistaken!! :-)
Happy Anniversary to Guy Fawkes and Robert Catesby(?) for NEARLY blowing the Houses of Parliament up 399 years ago!! I think I have the year right, not 100% sure after a couple of glasses of wine!!
|
Fri Nov 5 '04 12:32:06 pm
|
Set this message as last read
|
|