Do The Stu

cuthbert1776

Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands

IRELAND “Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk? This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?”

FRANCE “Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that? Aren’t the French just Germans who can make sauces?”

ITALY “Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus? I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O’s! ”

POLAND “Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?”

GERMANY “Is this bratwurst kosher?”

TURKEY “Where’s the hash at? It’s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?”

KOREA “Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?”

CHINA “This wall isn’t so great.”

ENGLAND “Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?”

SWEDEN “Do you have any normal meatballs? Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?”

YEMEN “Yemen? That’s a stupid name for a country. What’s it mean -- ‘Land Of Fanatics And Dust' ?”

INDIA “You don’t live in teepees? Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?”

ETHIOPIA “After a long day of travel, I’m famished. Hey – those flies sure love your pregnant son!”

CANADA “You’re like Americans without money.”

SPAIN “So, this is the country that’s not Portugal? Wow. Your women can shave if they want to, right? Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?”

SOUTH AFRICA “I liked it better the other way.”

MEXICO “What's that smell?”

SAUDI ARABIA “Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car? Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?”

RUSSIA “Is it always this cold and economically devastated?”

UZBEKISTAN “Can you spell Uzbekistan?”

GREECE “I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."

AFGHANISTAN “Seriously, where is the real country… where is everything?”

JAPAN “What’s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?”

AUSTRALIA “How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?”

cuthbert, haha, thanks for that dude.....I wasn't sure about the location of "buttfuck", and I thought Oklahoma, but then got confused between it and Oregon and Ohio, and didn't want to offend anybody! hehe.

Anyway, Yeah I see your point, that there are short-sighted political retards in every party. It sucks. I suppose it'd help if we knew more about domestic policies from each party, but I still think Bush for re-run was a bad idea!

airman_siro@yahoo.co.uk

I was onced asked where I was from, and when I replied "UK" I was asked "which state is that?"

By the way, I disagree on Jazzzzy being insensitive and intolerant......I think he has a good grasp of the principal of everyone being allowed their oewn opinion, but just doesn't like it when some people try to enforce their own opinion and tell him that he is wrong. You can only tell someone that about something material, but opinion is "abstract".

Question....Does Joe have a copy of the CD?

hoiguy79

Please accept my apologies - I do not intend to offend. I should proof read a little better.

Stu Clone

I have been involved in an exit poll once - on purpose I gave all sorts of nutty responses and gave the opposite of what I did - just to screw the system.

Sometimes I am just difficult.

HAPPY 500 TO ME

After Great Britain's Beer Festival...

After Great Britain's Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided it would be fun to hit a pub in London and go out for a beer. The first sits down and says, "Hey, Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The second says, "I'd like the best beer in the world. Give me 'The King of Beers.' One Budweiser please."

The bartender gives him one.

Another guy says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water; give me a Coors."

The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Guiness sits down as he orders a Coke. The bartender is a bit taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guiness?"

962

Gotta see starwars trailer - I cannot wait until tomorrow, going to see The Incredibles !

Tomorrow you can check out http://www.accesshollywood.com/accessvideo/3890996/detail.html

to see the the trailer on line

Silmarien

i get these jokes from friends all over the world - I do not intend to offend - if I do, I am sorry and will try to be more careful.

hoiguy79

Good - I try to be friendly, easy-going, and a little off the wall here and try not to make too many people upset.

962- thanks! If you scroll back a few pagesI think DamlMissNamm did make a reference to you... you weren't mistaken!! :-)

Happy Anniversary to Guy Fawkes and Robert Catesby(?) for NEARLY blowing the Houses of Parliament up 399 years ago!! I think I have the year right, not 100% sure after a couple of glasses of wine!!

Zinc: Happy 500! Keep those jokes coming but it would be nice to erase the joke about the african kid because its sad to see a baby who doesnt have the previledges we grew up with. That could offend some people :)

do the stu: always great to see you come back with such force. As 962 pointed out, you take things very literally. Not once, but on many occasions you have done so. Its ok, but I dont think you can digest sarcasm. As for my posts being insensitive and intolerant, where the hell was your post to DammMissNamm when he popped up and started almost teasing that Bush won. I guess thats not insensitive and intolerant. I dont expect you to tell anything to DMN simply because I do not expect you to be telling me what to type. If you dont like my posts, kindly skip it unless its something thats very very offensive. When Suppadave talked about pissing on the Koran, you lips were shut. Isnt that pretty intolerant for some people? huh? I know you belong to the extreme right wing even if you disagree. You have made it clear several times. I know you have a grudge on me, but I'm not mad. Just wondering why you love picking on 962 and me everytime.

962: Thanks man! I've got your back too. Nepal is a good country. Its got its shitty parts and its gorgerous parts. The himalayas are incredible. Its just the most beautiful thing in the middle of all this chaos. I want to settle down in a tropical island. That will be my dream. Its so relaxing and away from all this shit facing us.

Michelle: The country I like the most is of course the US. Its my home and has many wonderful people. Outside the US, Amsterdam for all the obvious reasons!

Alexandre: Thanks man. The election result was not about "I win" but about everyone winning. It wasnt a soccer game. I dont believe that our country is going in the right direction and I hope President Bush becomes a little more responsible with his decisions.

Clarky: Ty Oliver is, as you said, a very tidy guitarist. He's got great ideas and his recording is top of the line. But if you listen to Lost in Thought, there are some parts in the lead where I believe he's following his influences too much. The intro to the lead is great, but from there he needs to be Ty not Vai! I think he is qualified to create some very unique leads. He posts here sometimes under the nick Fretslayer. I wish he posted more often.

Song of the day: The Darkness - Love is only a feeling

Cuth bert No I anm definately not a veg-head. I'm just a softy that likes to get his meet at the store. I'd be more than happy to help you devour an elk (my favorite) I just couldn't pull the trigger. I just get into arguments with people that say they hunt for the sport yet don't give the animal a chance. To me the definition of sport is that there is an eveness of the playing field. That is why I said if you (not you personally) are real bad ass you would hunt elk or moose ... with a knife. Makes it a bit more fair.

Zoning was originally put for health reasons. The idea of factories next to a residential area was not good. However, the original planners went too far. Planning now is trying to correct some of these issues. The down side is that planning reactive. So we won't know if the changes we have made are working for many years. Zoning, at least in Oregon, is not arbitrary at all. Of couse we also have some of the strictist land use laws in the country. People complain about Urban Sprawl and long waits in traffic. This is the effect of weak land use laws. Ther eis also the protection of our farm land that comes into play. But we can discuss that later.

hoiguy79 The webmaster does a great job with this site and from wha I can gather is a pretty nice guy. With pics it is a better use of his time to load a bunch at once. So be patient. Plus calling someone names that you want to do you a favor is not the best method to get things done. We don't pay him for his service so we don't have the right to put him on our schedule. I was also in Oaxaca last week. What was that smell? : )