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Jimmy Kane

Lille,
France
Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring at him. Obviously not embarrassed, and feeling huge about "his societal statement" the youngster said sarcastically, "What's the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.
Fri Nov 12 '04 1:47:29 am Set this message as last read

962
Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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achoo, yeah my Bass student is no problem - I started him with Octaves, Major and Pentatonic scales, but my new guitar student is more tricky......he's really really beginner.....I started by showing him how to tune the guitar from string-to-string, which took about 15 minutes, then gave him E, A and G chords which took the other 45 minutes. As I suspected, teaching a beginner is much harder than teaching somebody with a little experience!


Delfino, yeah man, I just got to the bit where you're the arbiter and you're encountering the Flood again....gone down the long, long circular lift and am upstairs of a rectangular room with lotf of Flood in! hehe.

I've been listening out for the Vai bits...they rock, I think I'll probably get the soundtrack!

Oh, as I understand it, any time you hear a guitar in Halo 2, it's Steve playing it.


Zinc Master, funnily enough, shortly after I sent my mail saying "fuck off" in response, I got 10 - 20 mails a day in my bulk folder, from these random addresses, for about 2 weeks. I e-mailed yahoo! mail services about it and I thinky they must have sorted it, cause I just get about 2 a day now which is average! Yahoo! Mail is ace......they upgraded my mail account to 100mb for free.....WTF?!
Austin, yeah the game soundtrack is peppered with stuff from Dr Vai, it's really cool.
Now that Palestine is minus it's leader, is this going to be the opportunity that Bush takes to flatten palestine and let his friends in Israel take the West Bank?

I'm unsure myself, cause there's a not a whole lot of Oil in Palestine.....

Fri Nov 12 '04 1:55:44 am Set this message as last read

upelsinka
Marina V. Vorobjova
St.-Petersburg,
RUSSIA
Plays: Drums (35 years)
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Hey, Joe, what do you think about the possibility of trip in Russia? Really, we're waiting you here! :))
Fri Nov 12 '04 2:18:23 am Set this message as last read

bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
india
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upelsinka...______welcome!!!!!!! dont yu think russia is too cold for this part of the year for joe to perform there.

962________u r absolutely right about bush,,,he will surely grap the opportunity with both hands,,,,he has the tendency of playing god and now after re election i think his ego is going to increase even more.....i am eagerly looking forward to the end result of arafats death..........

clarky considers the hamas to be this and that......i guess even the IRA is not gaining anything from its struggle.........it is only taking lives...........no terror group...extremist...liberal organisations..revolutionary groups are going to achieve their ends,,,,,,,,,rarely are their goals achieved,,,however,,one thing is for sure though___human lives are lost...innocent ones at that.....clarky du yu agree

Edited Fri Nov 12 '04 2:40 am

Fri Nov 12 '04 2:30:12 am Set this message as last read

bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
india
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oh yes clarky____________r u talking about ETA which were instrumental in the madrid bomb blast on march this year........................are they heroes and brave in front of yu????????????interesting choice of heroes-----------just like millwall winning the league than uefa cup...lol.
Fri Nov 12 '04 2:39:13 am Set this message as last read

bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
india
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bye guys.gtg...god bless///////
Fri Nov 12 '04 2:42:48 am Set this message as last read

upelsinka
Marina V. Vorobjova
St.-Petersburg,
RUSSIA
Plays: Drums (35 years)
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bahduh... Not so cold now... about +7C :))
Fri Nov 12 '04 3:05:37 am Set this message as last read

shredguy

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Hey Joe, I love my new JS2000 cg Just wanted you to know and thanks for your signature model guitars. Please come to Guam. We can jam on the beach. Have you been doing any writing?? WEll, see ya later.
Fri Nov 12 '04 4:12:15 am Set this message as last read

ILoveThailand

Plays: Other
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Guy refuses sex for counterstrike. Funny shit...

Guy refuses sex for counterstrike

Will catch up later dudes.

Fri Nov 12 '04 4:24:29 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Fri Nov 12 '04 4:28:57 am Set this message as last read

jelly man
Paul Huxley
Guildford, Surrey
England
Plays: Bass (24 years)
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do the stu - my friend got halo 2 yesterday and brought it round, had a good bit of fun playing- didn't get to hear any Vai though...

What do you mean you'll be happy with halo for another 6 months!?!?! Half-Life 2 will be out on Tuesday!

Fri Nov 12 '04 4:56:14 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Claaaaaaaarky, Where can we hear your finished tracks on your new release?

I BELIEVE....WE CAN CHANGE......ANYTHING.......I BELIEVE....IN MY DREAM......

Fri Nov 12 '04 5:05:42 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Joe, Any chance of you starting your own label, like your student's Steve Vai did with the Favored Nations label?

Johnny A. & Johnny Hilland can play, but can't even stand on the same stage with you...except if you happened to be in Nashville one day on tour.

Neil Schon G3?

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Fri Nov 12 '04 5:20:33 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Joe, Now that you're off tour for a bit....get some rest...get some family....post a message to your fan's....record a new CD so we can all buy it....stop practicing so we can catch up...only kidding. Luv Ya Jooooooeeeeeeey ; 0 ]...see ya next year in NYC & LI...I hope!

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Fri Nov 12 '04 5:27:58 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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I feel a big post comin up..........ooooooooooo, and I like it!

Edited Fri Nov 12 '04 5:51 am
Fri Nov 12 '04 5:42:53 am Set this message as last read

TravisHodges

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Hello all. I was just curius if anyone could offer their opinion on a great distortion pedal. I know the Satch, Vai, and Paul Gilbert use DS-1's, but I was also told that's just to boost their sound. I jammed on a DS-1 through a Marshall and I didn't like it's sound at all, maybe it's just me. I currently use a Ibanez TS9 Tube screamer for a nice warm sound to put out my melodies with. I need some inputs of great distortion pedals that offer lots of tone. Now that I have created a signature tone for my "beautiful" sound, I need advice on a mean, lean, and kickin' tone. I don't want a metal sound. I'm goin' for a Satch / Vai / Eric Johson-esque sound. Thanks guys.
Fri Nov 12 '04 6:23:55 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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TravisHodges, Joe uses some FullTone products (a little expensive) , but goin to your local Music store & tryin them out might be your best bet, as one Man's sound is another Man's screeeeeech!

Edited Fri Nov 12 '04 6:29 am
Fri Nov 12 '04 6:28:12 am Set this message as last read

TravisHodges

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Stevee T, Thanks for the input man. I know he uses a Fulltone Ultimate Octave, but I can't try it out unless I order one a buy one. The price is around $250 and I don't want to waste that much and not like it. As far as local guitar shop, I have a Guitar Center right by me. Go there all the time. I don't like any of the BOSS dostortions because they come out really dirty. I want a crystal clear screamin' lead tone. I am also avoiding Digitech products. The only distortions I like are one's built in digital amps. Which I am trying to stray from, so I can create my own sound. I appreciate the input though. Thanks bro, keep on rockin'.
Fri Nov 12 '04 6:33:37 am Set this message as last read

civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Slash Rose - I see you're from Guanajuato. My sisiter went down last year and did two terms at the university. It was amazing to hear her almost non-existent Spanish blossom into an easily formulated conversation. She said the city was great with the exception of the altittude sickness. I was just down in Oaxaca. Can't wait to go back. I really want to work with kids more and help with education so that the children can be better off than the parents. Isn't that what every parent wants?

Do the Stu - People that I know at school are into Sim City. I hang with transportation and planning people. I myself have never really got into it. I do play around with the other software called VISSIM. It is a modeling program for trans and planning. It's fun especially since I didn't have to pay the 20 grand for it.

Arafat - It's not surprising that there are many different sides to the feelings on Arafat's life. Was he a hero? To some Was a terrorist? To others. It all comes down to were your perspective. It also comes down to the fact that of all the people in the wolrd the ones that teach tolerence (insert religion here) seem to be the ones that are the most intolerent. The circle of intolerence between the Muslims, Jews and Christians. Many of the problems in the middle east could be solved if there wasn't this underlying hatred for someone else only on the basis of religion. It is truley stupid.

Got to go more later.

Matt

Fri Nov 12 '04 6:47:52 am Set this message as last read

Jimmy Kane

Lille,
France
Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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cuthbert1776 : Happy Birthday !!



Did anyone see my joke ? Or is this joke too lame ? :-) Anyway I try again coz I like it !!

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring at him. Obviously not embarrassed, and feeling huge about "his societal statement" the youngster said sarcastically, "What's the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."


Edited Fri Nov 12 '04 7:07 am
Fri Nov 12 '04 6:51:58 am Set this message as last read

climber
Don Cutler
Washington
USA
Plays: Guitar (55 years)
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I'll never understand why people kill one another over religion. I though that religion was away to rise above the animals. Not become one.
Fri Nov 12 '04 6:59:22 am Set this message as last read

civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Steve T, Travis - This is one of the things that has always made me wonder. People are always saying things about that sweet Marshall tone that Joe used to have, but didn't he use the Boss distortion and the amp for power only. I may be wrong, so someone clear this up for me. I personally would love to get an H&K, but for now I have an old MP-1 that works pretty well. It ,as many solid state products, lacks a bit of the tube warmth. It works out well though because my other guitarist has a Marshall and you can easily hear the difference in the two guitars. I think it helps the songs fill out a bit with different tones.

Climber - I thought it was the use of tools that put us above animals but I agree with the principle of your statement whole-heartedly.

Fri Nov 12 '04 7:38:37 am Set this message as last read

Namm Man

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bahduh

"damn/??????_____ or whatever yu cal yurself. weak low life indeed._______________who you?or arafat.do yu think that arafat was a coward?strange!why,may i ask?coz he does not know that yu exist..........lol. "

I exist he doesn’t

"i personally think that arafat was a revolutionary figure,,,,,,,i dont give a fuck what some of yu people think.............so if yu dont like arafat keep it to yurself and shut the fuck up.

You have some anger management issues here. You should respect others opinions even if you don't agree with them. Otherwise you come off sounding shallow and immature.


Do The Stu

"bahduh - DamIMissNamm's "weak, low-life cowards" comment was referring to the suicide bombers who are linked to Hamas. Strapping explosives to yourself and killing a bunch of innocent people because you disagree with their way of life or their nation's government or military is one of the most cowardly things you can do."

I couldn't agree with you more. How big of a pussy does it take to then blame the other nation’s government for it?


962

"Now that Palestine is minus it's leader, is this going to be the opportunity that Bush takes to flatten Palestine and let his friends in Israel take the West Bank?"

Dude get your crystal ball in for repair. This just isn't going to happen.


Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy

"Go look for consistency in religion. And speaking' of my friends the Catholics; when Cardinal John O'Connor (RIP) of New York and some of these other Cardinals and Bishops have experienced their first pregnancies and their first labor pains and they've raised a couple of children on minimum wage, then I'll be glad to hear what they have to say about abortion."

Who told these women to have a litter of snot noses when they and the usual dead beat just got hurt at work looking for a handout or a lawsuit liberal dad can't pay for them?

Screw abortion, let's neuter these mindless receptacle units and save the tax payers the expense and society the grief of watching their little lying dick cheese what’s in it for me liberal convicts grow up.

Edit...

I think you might be interested in this. Jazz Concert in Chi town


Cuthbert

Yes I have seen it, good flick.

Namm Man

Edited Fri Nov 12 '04 8:37 am

Fri Nov 12 '04 8:27:52 am Set this message as last read

randomdude31
Ian Duncan
West Bromwich, West Midlands
United Kingdom
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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Yo yo yo, just got approved to be on this site, yay! Anyway, does anybody use the chat room, i just went in and no-one was there and i felt like talkin to some random people, especially ones who luv Satch! I just tried out the new JSX amp and its probably the best amp ive ever played, i wanted to try an Ibanez JS through it, but I had to settle for a RG1570 instead. Also, I saw 2 people havin sex where I hang out at college yesterday, and yes i did say college and they werent students either!
Fri Nov 12 '04 8:31:56 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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THE PREACHER'S DONKEY

A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say, Hallelujah!"

The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, "Amen!"

The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions.

"Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately.

"This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah" he rode off, very proud of his new purchase.

The man traveled for a long time through the mountains. As he headed towards a cliff, he tried to remember the word to make the donkey stop.

Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going. Oh, no...

"Bible...Church!...Please! Stop!!," shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff.

Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer..."Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN."

The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.

"HALLELUJAH!" shouted the man

Fri Nov 12 '04 8:47:42 am Set this message as last read
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