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962
Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Austin, yeah that bit of news broke about 10 minutes before I posted it. It was fairly near the top of the BBC News at 10, and the british media is more accustomed to broadcasting things like that than the US Media is, becuase they're not bothered about the consequences.


DamnIMissNamm, I didn't see the fucking newspaper. Jesus, you really cluth at straws when somebody says something you disagree with don't you. I wouldn't be overly suprised if you turned out to be racist too, and homophobic.
Jazzy, "Crawford"...that's the kiddie! I was trying to remember the name!

On Tony Mac, people might think you're silly for not liking him, but that would be very narrow-minded. We're all entitled to our own opinion! I've heard a little of his stuff with Planet X and it was ok, but I could mix it up with Dream Theater and not be able to tell the difference.

I think Tony is good and suits the Vai stage but I can understand not liking him - kinda like my feelings on Petrucci. The man is a monster, but he only hits a couple of my buttons!


Nr Nick, okay let me put it like a shoting range;

You're on a range and you got one minute, and only 30 rounds, and you have to hit 30 targets. There are only thrity targets, which requires a hit accuracy of exactly 100%.

If you are suddenly given 60 targets and you have to hit 30, that doubles the chance that all your 30 rounds will hit a target.

So, by projecting an image at double the frame-rate we can see, there is double the chance that your eyes will register a visual frame every time they recieve a signal, and thus reduces the chance that you will see a moving image as a jerky, stop-frame progression!

Any better?! hehe


Fretslayer, haha, yeah Toto are still going strong. I saw them earlier this year in London and it was one of the best shows I've ever seen, they were really on form. Luke's playing almost reduced me to tears, people can say what they like about him, but he impresses the hell outta me.
Mon Oct 25 '04 3:05:26 am Set this message as last read

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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optical - are you happy with the tone you get from your rig right now?? if you are, then why change anything...


962 - when I was referring to bush getting me killed....
I was hinting at girlies bush...
me playing with bushes that are out of bounds..
and me getting killed either by:
my wife [in my sleep]
the guy my wife hires to do the job
the owner of the girlie that owns the bush... lol...
or all of the above... lol...

the US and involvement in Panama - seems like the Panama canal is the reason to me... the US must have Panama as a close ally.. given that the US navy is centered around the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans, the ability to transfer resources between the two oceans would seem to be a pretty obvious need.. the time and cost of sailing around Latin America when compared to using the Panama canal means that it is strategically important to keep that resource available and in 'friendly' hands..


UK in the Gulf, Tony was not only interested in the 'economic' prize, that much is clear to me. Like our US allies, the UK deemed it vital to their national and secondly global interests to keep oil flowing.. and the bulk of production must be handled by nations that are not hostile to the western nations.. forget the WMD bullshit, that was an 'excuse'.. the real reason [as it appears to me] was a growing hostility to the west by Arab oil producing nations and a gradual destablisation of the region.. and therefore a threat to oil production...
also some Iranian intervention nudged us all towards war too as they encouraged via the distribution of mis-information the Anglo-American invasion..
at the end of the day, the Anglo-American military planners didn't really need much of an excuse...
when you look at the broader picture, both Gulf wars are in my view largely justified... and I'm inclined to believe that 70% of sensible and educated Iraqis would most likely agree that in the long term, the invasion should bear good fruit..

the Mongols and Rome???... bro.. I'm sure that those guys never met... at a guess I'm sure that they were divided by at least 500 years... the invasions from the east during the height of Rome were the Goths and the Huns.. and I'm not so sure that the Gothic migration had no impact on the British Isles.. because I think that may have been the trigger for the Saxon, Angol and Jute invasions / migrations westwards that began around 350AD and ended around 600AD...
if those invasions hadn't occurred... we'd all be speaking Welsh...


Edited Mon Oct 25 '04 4:02 am

Mon Oct 25 '04 3:25:06 am Set this message as last read

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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cuthert - I've been thinking about the 'freedom' and 'war' question in general.. prompts me to ask a question..
could it be considered that freedom and long term prosperity of you nation are intertwined??? even loosely..??

if you think that is the case, then I think it'd be reasonable to assume that most wars our nations enter are to some degree justified...
so the primary reason is long term prosperity.. the secondary reason is "freedom"....
can our nations be truly free if they are not prosperous??
I dunno...

but when you're selling the idea of a war to Joe Blo..
the secondary reason becomes the first choice... lol..

so I guess you're right about Pearl Harbour... The US knew it needed to join in to WW2..
so she stuck out it's chin knowing full well Japan would take a swing at it...
then it's much easier to get the folks at home to rally around the flag and support the effort at large....
it's not the first time that little scam has been used and it won't be the last ..


mikesb - I don't think that the war debate is depressing at all..
interesting more than anything else...
A Hooters in China??.... lmao.... Chinese girlies although often very pretty, are not really famed for their hooters... lmao..
michelle - it ain't that funny when you sling it up the hula and it don't touch the sides...
if anything, it's pretty disturbing...
even thinking about it means that I am mentally damaged enough to need councelling..
dam - I don't know if you've done this already....
try looking into Churchill's accounts of the war in Sudan.. this was before to Boer War.. Churchill was there as a young man.. his account of the battle of Omdourman [spelling is probably miles out] and the events leading up to it are very interesting and beautifully writen..
a first hand account of a war between the British Empire forces and the Sudanese / Dervishers that is well worth investigation...


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Mon Oct 25 '04 3:52:29 am Set this message as last read

Master Yoda
Neil Morgan
York, North Yorkshire
England
Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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Good afternoon everybody. How's it hangin'?

Clarky - Have you heard Fear Factory's new album 'Archetype'? Dude, you'd fucking love it. Heavy as hell. The loss of Dino Cazares doesn't seem to have affected them in any big way; they're just a little less industrial sounding now.

NM

Mon Oct 25 '04 4:28:06 am Set this message as last read

guitarded boy

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I'm getting scared to death. My wife and I ordered the Gold Package tickets over a month ago, and I still have not recieved the tickets, t-shrts or pass, and the Concert is WEDNESDAY!



Edited Mon Oct 25 '04 4:49 am

Mon Oct 25 '04 4:42:26 am Set this message as last read

Steven Wilde

ShredZone, CaliFunia
USA
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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SUZIE2000-That is very kind words! They really mean a lot! http://www.abovethenumbers.com Thank's to Do The Stu I think I can do the hyperlink, I think now! This is My website, it's just started so theres not Much on it Yet, But there are some cool tunes that I wrote this past 3 month's..CDbaby will ship anywhere in the world! We've sold in Japan, India. I am overjoyed and Honored that You would like to purchase a copy! That makes this whole journey worthwhile! to be able to share Our dreams and ideas through the gift of Music! truly a Blessing!...Yes! On a good system they sound great!...I have dial-up, so My sound is not that good either. ....Yes! That was a real Joy to get an Honorable mention! I was really happy! I did something worthwhile! I would be happy to give Your husband the addressa nd info on that!...Yes I enter all the contests I can!!Also let Me know when You and Your Husband would like to purchase A Home studio! I may be of some Help here in the U.S...AKA I have lot's!! and would be more than happy to shipp it a friend for small buck's or free...I really need to downsize!....I have way to much stuf!!! I am glad I was Of some help in the question's! Please feel free to ask! Guitar theory No...Homestudio stuff Yes!!LOL.....Thank's once again...BTW We are working on some way cool T-shirts!...So You get those to!.....................................CLARKY- Yes, Your right, realaistacly, I should be happy with what I have! It's not bad, Actually I have grown close to it! Maybe in the future.....How are thing's with You?...................Okay All....Steven.

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Mon Oct 25 '04 5:13:46 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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jazzzzy
thanks for the birthday wishes - not quite 45 yet
Mon Oct 25 '04 5:19:22 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Do The Stu


Thank you for the birthday wishes.

We shall see about St. Louis - they are now down 0-2. Stranger things have happened.

I need to support Boston - since St. Louis is the nemisis of the Cubs (but I am more of a White Sox than Cubs fan, but support both teams, except in head to head competition)

Mon Oct 25 '04 5:21:18 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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michelle


Thank you for the birthday wishes

sorry for the delay - was off the computer all weekend - a Joe Weekend in Chicago !!!

Mon Oct 25 '04 5:22:33 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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SupaaDave


I think you maybe right about the Red Sox in 6, but it may be 4 or 5.

Also, thank you for the birthday wishes.

Mon Oct 25 '04 5:24:51 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Shakkalath


It is true - we need to be thankful for all things Joe - he rules!!

Later on I will post a review of the Saturday night concert - which absolutely ruled - being in the front row, one person to the left of his mic stand was absolutely killer !!

Mon Oct 25 '04 5:27:50 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Jazzy


Yeah - where were you during the Saturday night concert? I met up with Achoo but we couldn't pick you out.

The Platinum experience was really cool.

I also saw Joe earlier that day in Lansing, Illinois - he was at Musiclab. He did a meet and greet there - posed for photos, signed autographs, answered questions, and the store took pics too. I need to check out their website to see if they posted me.

Mon Oct 25 '04 5:31:31 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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michelle


yeah - that plane going down after the NASCAR race is a real bummer - right after one of their drivers won is awful. Heard it on the radio last night. I watched some of the race, went back and forth between nascar and the NFL.

Mon Oct 25 '04 5:35:14 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer:


In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand-a-grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached herand asked,"Mrs.Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr.Williams. I've know you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.Jones do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said: "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt."

Mon Oct 25 '04 5:47:01 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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The Old Farmer


An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.

Mon Oct 25 '04 5:48:07 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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The Wal-mart Refund


A lady goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work.

The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"

The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's wrong?"

She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"

Her money was refunded.

Edited Mon Oct 25 '04 5:50 am

Mon Oct 25 '04 5:49:22 am Set this message as last read

bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
india
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Hi EveryOne, The Newborn has arrived I am a Father now. Its is a BABYBOY Thank U all For the Blessings n Prayers
Mon Oct 25 '04 5:57:33 am Set this message as last read

bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
india
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Hi EveryOne, The Newborn has arrived at 5:20 pm IST (Indian Standard Time) today the 25th October2004. I am a Father now. Its a BABYBOY. Thank U all For the Blessings n Prayers.

God Bless.

Mon Oct 25 '04 6:00:47 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Suzie, it takes a very special person to be a teacher of autistic children. Lots of patience, love, and understanding. Hats off to you!

Cheese 101, it's fantastic that your son has found the guitar to be a part of his life. Music is the best medicine for everyone. I have a friend who's son is still being diagnosed. One dr say this, another says that. They have him on Aderall I think? She's a single parent, and also has a younger daughter who isn't affected by autism or aspergers. I always give her mad props for having to deal with it without a partner. She lives at home with her mom, but can't always count on the support she needs. I'm going to ask her if she's read the books you and Suzie mentioned here. Thanks for sharing your story.

Jazzy, what has made this the best weekend ever? Send me a picture of you and Joe! lol! Funny, a few years ago when I watched WWE (WWF), my fav guy was...KANE! lol! I think it was the outfit. LOL!

Steven, "But I feel I theres just so much to know and do" That's the glory of music! The learning is infinite and there always something new right around the corner. Just keep climbing the ladder bro!

Eva, did the "dream spiders" visit you in your sleep? My encounters have lessened over the past few weeks. Hopefully it will stay that way till next summer! lol! bleh!!

Austin, what exactly was that "dance" Ashley Simpson did after they played the wrong song? LMAO!! Now if only people like Madonna could get caught during a concert. IMO, if you're going to sing, then friggin sing!

climber, it is horrible news. I can't imagine something like that happening. John Hendrick's wife lost her husband and twin daughters. My heart goes out to the famililies. Such a sad thing.

Clarky, oh, it's funny alright! lmao!!!

Zinc, a Joe show for your birthday! Lucky you!! Hope you had a fantastic time! We heard about the "Missing plane" towards the end of the race on T.V. We were also switching back and forth watching the Eagles trying to squeek one out. lol!

Bahduh, CONGRATULATIONS!!! Best wishes to your wife and son!

Mon Oct 25 '04 6:07:52 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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michelle

Seeing Joe Thursday and Saturday night was absolutely great !!

Two AWESOME shows.

He was great at Musiclab and at the meet and great after the show.

Will absolutely do this again next time he comes around.

Did the Eagles win?

Mon Oct 25 '04 6:13:23 am Set this message as last read

Namm Man

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962

DamnIMissNamm, I didn't see the fucking newspaper. Jesus, you really cluth at straws when somebody says something you disagree with don't you. I wouldn't be overly suprised if you turned out to be racist too, and homophobic.

Wow.... I don't know what cluth means but I will assume it means clutch from the context clues. 962, FACTS are FACTS and you should have at least some of them before you run off with diarrhea of the fingers. As far as the rest of your insult, once again you know nothing about my views on minorities or homosexuals, you have no FACTS to support that statement and personally I would just like to say YOU ARE WRONG. Doesn’t it mean anything to you to damage someone’s character? Why can't you disagree with someone and still show them a little respect?

To reach your level bro... Fornicate off and decease.


Clarky

cuthert - I've been thinking about the 'freedom' and 'war' question in general.. prompts me to ask a question.. could it be considered that freedom and long term prosperity of you nation are intertwined??? even loosely..??

I think your on to something here, look at the China compared to Hong Kong. I would say freedom and long term prosperity are directly proportional just as current and voltage...( I=E/R)Thank you Mr. Ohms. Where as Opression and LONG TERM prosperity are inversly proportional just look at the old USSR and Cuba.

Namm Man

Edited Mon Oct 25 '04 6:47 am

Mon Oct 25 '04 6:45:54 am Set this message as last read

danny k
Dan Kokol
Bradford, Ontario
Canada
Plays: Guitar (33 years)
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Hey TJ2, been a while since I posted how's everyone doing ??? Lot's of stuff going on for me lately which has kept me pretty busy, lots of playing & recording :o)

Anyhow, shameless self promotion time ......
To all Toronto Ont. T2Jer's I'll be performing this Friday night @ Mr. Slate down in the beaches with "Sweet Dreams" an Annie Lennox/Eurhymics tribute. I'd love to put some faces to the name on this board :o) + check out Tangled Grace on my soundclick page. It's a new demo of the tune..... totally dirfferent than the original demo I had posted. ( I'm sorry for any bum notes, it's a first take improv)

Danny K
Mon Oct 25 '04 6:46:50 am Set this message as last read

Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Michelle- thanks! It's nice of you to say that, it isn't the kind of job where you expect or get much thanks- way too hectic, and really I'm just doing a job.

I read about that Ashley Simpson incident- what exactly happened? Did she just bugger up her miming?

Bahduh- many congratulations!! :-)

OpticalStudio- no problem! When I get paid on Thursday I'm ordering a copy - have spent too much cash this week!! I will look forward to listening to it though. I would appreciate info on that competition as well though, sounds interesting! T-shirts too- I really admire anyone who is out there playing music / recording etc!

Cheese101- how are you? I'm on holiday for a week, so I feel FINE!

Mon Oct 25 '04 6:47:47 am Set this message as last read

guitarded boy

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Thank God, My tickets just showed up with the UPS man :)

I was starting to get worried :)

Mon Oct 25 '04 7:30:03 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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guitarded boy


glad you got your tickets - it is a worry until they are in your hands

why do they wait until the last minute?

Mon Oct 25 '04 7:48:16 am Set this message as last read
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