Yo Joe,

Coming to see you tomarrow night, haven't seen you live since 96 G-3 tour, what a night, rocked with you, Steve and Eric, on the way home my mother in law called to say my wifes water had broken, raced home and to the hospital to be blessed with the birth of a beautiful little boy Christopher holloween 1996. It doesn't get much better than that, I'll see you tomarrow

Hi Joe, hope your doing ok!

I was wondering the other day whether you did an autobiography and after searching the net i couldnt find anything. So is there any chance of you writing one?

P.S Love your music, hope you carry on forever! Your my Hero (and im not ashamed to say it!)

Thanks

Mr Nick - One of the reasons the software is expensive is because so many people steal it. If you steal it as well, you're just contributing to the problem.

If something is too expensive, just don't buy it...buy a cheaper product instead. A high price is not an invitation to steal.

Sorry if it sounded like I think you made up the news, that's not what I meant. I'm thinking more along the lines of maybe you misheard something or missed a "It's nice to know that Bush hasn't..." or even a "I wouldn't be surprised to find out that Bush did..." preceding the comment...so the meaning would be slightly different. I still think that's probably the case, but we've beat this to death.

"that report could have been misled, but if that's the case I'd rather read "dude, I haven't found anything about that story anywhere else.....maybe there was a mistake""

That's what I tried to do with my first response (with the links and background info)...oh well.

"you never said "you're lying" but it was quite clear that that was what you meant."

Again...I was leaning towards misinterpretation or mishearing instead of lying. I guess that didn't come across very well...maybe I should stop trying to write posts in the few minutes before I have leave for class every morning / afternoon. ;-)

Bring a few of your favorite CDs and a magazine or two...if you stay busy, you'll forget that you're on a plane.

Hey joe how are ya? Love the new album, great stuff. I have a quick question and that is when are you going to come back to seattle? I saw you hear during your G3 tour in Oct. 2003 at the paramount. we miss you here in seattle so please tell us when your coming back.

Thanks Ryan Seattle, Wa

hoiguy79

Your link is completely el fuck"o"

Hi all. Congrats to Bahduh and his wife! I hope you are all well. Enjoy the third test.

Can't be bothered commenting on most of the stuff I read. Welcome back Zenfish.

Jazzy ;-)

Stace, M. Manson is coming here the day after Boston on the 27th!! LOL! I'm so tempted to go, but I don't know who to take with me. I don't know if I should take one or both of my kids $$, or maybe my bro-in-law would go with me? My husband would never spend money to see Manson, but I think it would be fun as fuck. My kids would prolly get a kick out of him, but I'm not sure if it's cool to take a 13 year old? (any very lewd stuff going on?) Ahh, what the hell. I'll have to think about it for a bit. My daughter's 16th b-day is Dec. 2nd. It could be an early pressy :). Now my wheels are turning. lol! Jazzy and Adrian say GO. Come on down, we'll go together! lol!

Steven, good luck with the move!

steven___,whats up bro'?this side of the world everything is fine,,,,,,,,nothing to worry about,,,,what is this story of yu moving...are yu shifting somewhere?i saw a reference of yu moving to berkley or something,,,,is everything ok???i mailed yu twice but no response........hope yu are fine......mail back soon.....sorry bro...i nearly missed the new greeting from yu.......thanks a lot ,,,a trillion,,,,u r an uncle ......lol......yeahhhh.........hip hip hooray indeed..........btw,,,,dont worry,,yur site is always visited by me and so i am looking forward to the new development in yur site.......prayers always.

austin_______no problemo bro'...........thanks anyway,,,,as the famous saying goes ..''better late than never''..hey man,,,it is tradition this side of the world that the fathers family gets to name the first baby,,,,so i guess my folks are yet to decide on that...actually my mom is kinda ill and out in delhi for treatment ,,...most probably she will be back after xmas...we r hoping for her speedy recovery....thus the delay.......i will inform yu as soon as we name the baby......yu guys in the community will be the first to know,,,outside the family,i promise......btw,,,thank yu for the info regarding the posting thing,,,,,actually i just wanted to piss newsman off.......guess i got ticked off completely yesterday,,,,anyway it is a 4gotten thing now,,,,hey man 111%...whats up ????are yu kidding me.......is it possible,,,,,lol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,congrats anyway and all the best ,,prayers always......

auzie2000____the baby is doing well,,,,,thanks to all of yu guys who i hope remembers my baby on yur prayers.......thanks for the concern,,,i humbly appreciate it,,,god bless,,

michelle______hey!!! !the baby is doing ok>>>>>the baby weighs about 3 kg and 200 grams,,,,,,my wife had a caesarian operation,,,however thanks to god everything is ok and both are doing fine,,,,,,,know what,whenever the baby cries my heart melts but i guess it is a process of growing up......so i try my level best to bear it........the baby sleeps a lot and hardly cries,,,maybe he knows that i cannot bear to hear him cry,,,,,,,,,,if yu r interested just give me yur email add and i can send yu a picture soon,,,,,,,,,,hey man we hardly know each other but the concern yu are showing shows yur true colours...thanks for the concern and please remember me and my little family in yur prayers....i will keep yu updated whenever anything new happens....lol.....i am so excited,,i am sure yu understand how it feels to be a have a baby....i am over the moon and words cannot express how happy i am and how thankful i am to god for the blessing........prayers always,,,,btw,,how is yur kid??????

jazzy....thanks man,,,,,,,,u r cool by me,,,,,,,,,,no problemos................frankly speaking,,,,,,i never mind if yu make any comments coz i have interacted with yu earlier and know what to expect from yu..........lol.............cool bro'...........thanks for the congratulatory offers.

artanis,,,,,thanks bro''...............3rd test indeed ,,,,,actually i have very little spare time and so i can barely take a glimpse at the television......anyway i know that martyn scored 114 yesterday and the indian keeper plonked again.....he should be dropped ,,i guess he has dropped the series////lost the series for india by his numerous drop catches......enjoy the match bro.........hope sachin can do something miraculous and win india this test,,,,then we can all look forward to the last test in mumbai....going there squared 1 all....happy watching,,,,have a nice day,,,,,thank u once again.

sorry if i missed anyone.............got to go,,,,,,,,,,time to leave for the hospital.......everyone in the community ,,,,,HAVE A NICE DAY,,GOD BLESS,,,,

delphino: ;)

michelle: :)

tastey: >:)

DMN: >8D

bahduh: <&)

js_js: >:O

Homer Simpson: (_8^(|)

D'oh!

OpticalStudio - how's it going? Why do you have to move so suddenly though- is the landlord selling up or something? I really hope it sorts out soon. We are in the middle of a long, painful and depressing move which has gone back to the beginning so many times it's untrue! Luckily though, thanks to St. Prozac, all is now getting back on track!

The stuff we have recorded unfortunately is not completely ready... the stage we are at is that we have been in a recording studio, recorded about 10 tracks (all renaissance type stuff though, voice and guitar- but it's not original material you see, only John Dowland compositions and such like.) All we have so far is a CD which (which needs a few things done so we are happy with it) we can start copying- but I have no idea about how to upload to the internet or anything like that. That sounds really sad, but I'm only technically and computer minded to an extent! My husband does compose, but we don't have this recorded yet. Oh well, thanks for the info and encouragement though! It is much appreciated. Take it easy :-)

Suzie

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R.I.P. John Peel. A true British Legend - the music industry has suffered a great loss.

I had a 'free improvisation' lecture with Bill Bruford today. Some interesting points and exercises were shared/discussed; like he got three people up on stage at a time (drums, bass, guitar) and said "you're going to play a totally improvised piece in which the only limitations are I want it to start with slow, long notes and develop into fast, short notes over the course of two minutes. Ready, steady, go!". No time signature, no key, no anything but those guidelines. The result was certainly very interesting, and it was a real challenge, but I found it very difficult to listen to when I wasn't part of the trio. Still, it has become very clear to me just why Bill Bruford is such a revered icon. He's really a phenomenal musician.

The Most Functional English Word

Well, it's shit... that's right, shit! Shit ! may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider: You can get shit-faced, be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once ! you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........

Deep thoughts!

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a perfect and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--Yee Haw-- What a Ride!"

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

3. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

4. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

5. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

6. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

7. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

8. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

9. If electricity comes from electrons, where does morality come from ?

10. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

11. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

12. Stop singing and read on ..

13. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

14. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

15. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?