How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

CHICAGO AREA PLATINUM PACKAGE FANS

This has been around before, but always interesting:

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kenned y, was born i! n 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.' Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

Joe,

I caught the "Evening with Joe Satriani" show at the Pageant in St. Louis on Sunday night. The show was, how shall I say this ... AMAZING. I couldn't believe how great the set list was. Tons of stuff from the new album, and lots of other tunes that had either never been played or hadn't been played in a long time. It was exactly what I wanted to hear.

How about a DVD of the "evening with" show? It would be the perfect complement to the 2000 DVD (which featured several different songs). With a limited # of "evening with" dates, it would also be a great way to share that amazing set list with ALL of the Satriani faithful, and it would give the fans a chance to see Greg and Galen in action.

Thanks again for a great show!

Mr Nick

JustJack

I knew this day was to good to be true, (Satch concert day)and it was.

My mom just called me and told me my 18 year old cousin rolled his car last night and was killed So I will be going to a funeral this weekend in Pennsylvania. I just talked to him a couple months ago at my Grandmothers funeral. He was a good kid and this was his graduating year. :(

guitarded boy

guitarded boy

I am sorry to hear of the loss of your cousin. God bless you during your time of greif. Travel safe to PA. Our thoughts and hearts are with you.

guitarded boy: I am so sorry to hear of your loss, that is terrible.... Our condolences to you and your family bro, we are with you in spirit, and just remember that your cousin is in a better place now.... Godspeed man....

Since the first time I heard "Midnight". I loved the curious change of your music on "Engines of Creation" and you overwhelmed me when you play them alive on your show in the "Víctor Jara Stadium" here in Chile. But there's is one thing I don't know. Why or when did you sucumb to the 7 string guitar. What was in your head that make you change.

climber - Cool...thanks for sharing your song. :-) The rhythm guitar is a little high in the mix, but everything still sounds good.

LOL...I would not have thought so, but I guess it is possible. It's really nice to have a grade like that, because now I don't have to spend as much time worrying about my final exam in December. ;-)

michelle: hell yeah i would love to come down for the show....how long of a drive is it you think? or maybe i can take a train?

jazzzzy: whats with the faces?

austin, hehe, don't worry about it. I probably misinterpreted what you meant, and thought you were digging at me too, cause I was in the frame of mind of having people yell at me. yeah we beat it to death. I definitely heard the article right, but it's possible that their news sources fucked up - maybe Bush and his cronies commented on it, and the reporters used a little too juch artistic license when relaying the story?! I dunno, either way, it's funny that the Crawford local Journal are siding with Kerry.

I'd use a pen, not a sharpie....it'll be easier for joe! Also, you can gloss over it but take advice on what kinda lacquer to use.....i'm not sure myself.