Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
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Mon Nov 22 '04 3:23:15 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too."
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Mon Nov 22 '04 3:25:15 pm
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Steven Wilde
ShredZone, CaliFunia
USA
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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MICHELLE- Hi, How is everything? Yeah? That stuff(game) Is way to disgusting!! I cant belive that they would go so far!!!The games they have..You are right-Who thinks up this CRAP- Warped evil minds, and even worse the idiots that buy this destructive trash!...And We wonder Why these Kid's(adult's) are more destructive l and unforgiving, Thank's hollywood and thank's "real" video trash games.................................ZINC MASTER- That was great about the telemarketer's, 1 called the other day, and I said "Oh hey, before You say anyhting, Theres a prize You have Won...hold on the line for 3 hours!...She hung up on Me! Keep'em coming! Some are really daymaker's...The clean one's that is Hee! Hee!.....................................SUZIE2000- great new's about Your computer! Let's hope the cyberspace and computer bug's stay out of the way! Thank's for the E-mail! and muuch sucess with the new house!...You guy's are great!.........................................CLARKY- Thing's seem to be prgressing very well with Shredz! I am glad! A little at a time!...Make each track perfect and give it the Paul Clark Magic!....Right On!!..........................................Jazzzzy- Hey I hope thing's are cool with You! I hope You don't think i am preaching or anything. It's just that My freinds, are Dear to Me, and frendship is A speacial thing, And You know I think very highly of You! and want the best for You!....After all One day We will be jamming with our gt-6's Somewhere-Hopefully! in front of huge crowd's...Dream big? Sure I do!.................................MARIMARI- It's alway's great to see You! You are a beuatiful Person, And have Much to offer! Thank you for the frendship and encouragment! You seem to know when I am in need! for this I am truly grateful!...Alway's My best and warmest regards!..........................BAUDHUH- Life suck's right now...If I could I would???...Thank's for the prayer's and support!...Yes, I am falling apart, Whats the use? of trying anymore?.....
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Mon Nov 22 '04 3:36:42 pm
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ILoveThailand
Plays: Other
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Optical Studio:
Hey Steve! Man, I'd NEVER get pissed at you!!! You are a man of experience and you are a great inspiration to me. Its always a pleasure to see you come online...You and Alexandre seem like the only folks who talk to the most people!!! Thats something I wish I could do!!! Dude, you rock!!! And you bet I will be down in California jamming with you. I keep my promise!! later bud!
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Mon Nov 22 '04 3:43:30 pm
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Stevee T
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Michelle,
How fitting, an Angel on an Angel...I hate the cliche', but what astrological sign are you...you seem like a Happy faced person?
Is that a cigarette in Joe's right hand?
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Mon Nov 22 '04 3:52:01 pm
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Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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njbeast - I think most people would like to see a Satch Tapes 2, but what would be on it? Joe doesn't really have any other music videos, and the webcast stuff isn't "official release" quality...
opticalstudio - Thanks for emailing me your info. I've been kicking the idea around for the past six months or so, but I didn't really do anything with it. Someone brought it up again recently, so I thought I'd throw a page together. Don't worry about not sending stuff fast enough...I haven't even uploaded the first version of the page yet. ;-)
Things are good here...I'm leaving for the airport (flying home for Thanksgiving) in about 24 hours. I have to finish up some homework tonight and then pack, and tomorrow I have to register for next semester's classes and take a test. After that, I'm outta here... Woohoo...
How are you doing?
dan613 - Go here for a JS biography that includes stuff up to 1998.
Roland2112 - "I dont mean to pull a Do The Stu here"
Go ahead, as long as that isn't the same as pulling a Homer. ;-)
Noppa - "I'll get back to you when I've listened them all (once I have a bit more time)...very interesting..."
Okay, cool. I might send you a few more songs before I leave tomorrow, but don't feel rushed to listen to them right away. Take your time listening to them, let me know what you like and don't like, and I'll continue to send you more songs.
MadMack - Hi... Go to 107.7 The Bone and have yourself a listen.
Most radio stations in the US don't play Satch's music, but this one does every now and then.
Zinc Master - "Answering Service At Mental Institute"
LOL...that was a test in the psychology class I took back in high school. We had a list of all of the first parts of the statements, and we had to match them to the correct second parts. It was fun... ;-)
SupaaDave - "does anyone remember the good ol' days when you could'nt post more than once every 2 or 3 hours? How long was it actually?"
It was once every four hours.
...Austin...
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Mon Nov 22 '04 5:53:18 pm
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michelle
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zinc, one dog year equals 7 human years.
SupaaDave, it was one post every 4 hours, and it sucked.
Steven, I think that game with JFK is a new low. Bet people wouldn't be to cool about it if they came out with one on MLK. I guess nothing is sacred these days?
Stevee, ha, thanks for the compliment. lol! I'd say my face was more like a laughing Buddha than an angel. lol! I'm a Leo, or to tie into Jazzy's post under yours, Maybe I'm A Leo. lol!
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Mon Nov 22 '04 5:54:50 pm
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michelle
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Austin/Mari, we paid to much! This is a great price people!!
http://www.deepdiscountdvd.com/dvd.cfm?itemID=SON058834
Noppa - Anthrax -
http://www.deepdiscountdvd.com/dvd.cfm?itemID=BMD083749
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Mon Nov 22 '04 6:07:43 pm
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Stevee T
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Michelle,
Leo......hmmm........sexy.....alright enough of this....you're a happily married goddess with little ones....don't want you to think I'm being disrespectful.
Soon you can see my critter face on my site only days away from completion!
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Mon Nov 22 '04 6:33:11 pm
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Artanis I
Ben Kenobi
Australia
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Michelle: other way around, dude. 7 dog years = 1 human year.
Hi all, sorry my post from whenever it was got lost in the backlog, no idea if anyone said anything to me in the last week or not. Hope you are all well.
HOLY CRAP!!! JOE IN AUSTRALIA IN MARCH!!! This could be a plan! I'll work my bottom to pieces to try to get over to Melbourne.
Investigate this, I will.
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Mon Nov 22 '04 8:17:58 pm
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michelle
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Benny, ha! Dammit, are you sure? lmao!! So I'm 5.75 then? LMAO!! Hmm, sounds about right, although I was feelin' the 280. lol!
Stevee, let us know when your critter face is available for viewing. lol!
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nosferatu777
Dan
Eagan, Minnesota
United States
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Joe,
The ending part of "TIME" is "OUT OF THIS WORLD!"
Echos (live) off Time Machine is my favorite song of yours.
P.S. Is there a specific technique or anything guitar-wise you and Steve Vai are in awe of each other???
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Pravin
Tampa, FL
USA
Plays: Guitar (33 years)
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Michelle,
Yes, Dave Mustaine's arm is back to 100%. At one point in the show he said..."A doctor told me I would never play guitar again. Looks like it's working pretty well!" (At this point, Dave is raising his left hand in the air and wiggling his fingers in the air). Again, the show was great,..they might do another US run in 2005...check it out if you get the chance.
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Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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opticalstudio, cool man, would like to see photos when they're up! Keep me posted! No I don't think I've got any tunes that are marketable! hehe, I wish. The only way I reckon that could happen would be with a project like the t2j CD!
Zinc Master/jazzzzy, yeah the Raggeddy Ann and Pinocchio one was what killed me too! Nice one Zinc
michelle, happy 2000, and regards that videogame where you have to shoot John F.....that's sick....who does come up with this stuff?
also, that photo you took of Joe and his Mom is great, it's so sweet!
achoo, man I agree with that....I personally find christmas music to be on a par with circus music and clowns. *shudders*
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/5/simondaultreymusic.htm
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Tue Nov 23 '04 3:22:13 am
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Ben Rees
Aylesbury, Bucks
England
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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hi joe, my names ben - im from england. jus wundrin, apart from the ibanez collection, how many other guitars do you use either on stage or in the studio? i see from the catalogue that u have a couple of gibsons, but i've never seen any phots of you using one of them. also, how long have you been playing the signature guitars, and what did you use before you had them?
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Tue Nov 23 '04 4:09:17 am
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Stevee T
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Attention All Members!
Just got the "Talk 2 Joe" "Satchurated Feedback" CD.......IT'S GREAT.....Congratulations to all......if you don't own it & you like Satch's music......this will be an excellent addition to your collection...in my humble opinion, of course!
It's only 12 buckets!
Once again, Very Nice work to all The Artists...you've captured the Spirit of Satch!
Love, Peace & Happiness
PS can't wait to Pirate it for all my friends....only kidding.....
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