Bumper stickers 10

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply

I'm just driving this way to get you mad.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Hang up and drive.

Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

Zenfish

No kissing of axes permitted.

Hey friends :-)), i`m busy right now but i wanna share this with all of you :-)) :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OVATION1 :-)) !!!!

Clarky:Have yer add bro,on its way asap.

cuthbert: i knew it. gth = gun toting hillbilly

the bob: I want my Yngwie chubby so that I can continue making fun of him. He's a master axeman...but still, he should keep drinking beer.

962: You totally get my point now!

bla.

I just recieved the Copy of Satchurated Feedback and i gotta tell ya "IT ROCKS"

i am totally impressed with the talent in this forum.

cant wait for 2nd disc.

Joe we went to see you in manchester for the G3 concert. We thought you where brill. But there was just one thing we had too miss your last 3/4 of an hour cause we would not been able to get to huddersfield cause it was the last train home. We checked the train and buss times and not one was running later. My partner was really upset that he had to go but we need to also get home to our daughter. Next time you do a G3 is there any chance that you maybe able to start a bit earlier so we can watch the whole concert please.

cuthbert1776

"To all who serve and have served, you have my heartfelt gratitude; my prayers of thanks, safety, and healing; and my sincerest wishes for prosperity."

I stand with you as a fellow human being, humbled and thankful to our brothers and sisters in arms past, present, and future. I too extend the deepest heartfelt gratitude to the veterans of this country and all warriors in the world preserving our peace and promoting freedom, liberty and justice for all.

Slavo

I have an autographed picture of Joe that you can have. I would give you my pick that I caught in New Orleans but I already gave it away that night to the guy standing next to me. We are so fortunate in this country. Post your address and I will put it in the mail to you.

Keep rocking and know you have friends here at t2j and in America.

All

For all of those who care. Please join me tomorrow and practice a random act of kindness. It doesn’t have to be elaborate it can be as simple as giving someone a complement, serving someone a cup of coffee, teaching someone a new chord on the guitar. Or telling those closest to you how much you love them.

As our nation and the nations around the world struggle for common ground, let’s lead by example and prove that THERE IS LOVE IN SPACE, our space and what we make of it.

Joe

God bless you and your music. I believe it resonates with tones of the best the human spirit has to offer.

Bumper stickers 11

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Anarchy is better than no government at all.

Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.

cuthbert..that song title is really cool.

do the stu...i haven't got any cds, i've downloaded a few songs, but i want to buy the cds, they're definatly worth spending my money on rather than download them. it will also save space on my hard drive.

zinc master..i prefer live albums. i find it captures the artist alot better than in a studio.

Bumper stickers 12

Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.

Don't force it, get a larger hammer.

Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends.

Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.

History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

Jazzy - in the early days of my playing the albums I got the riffs down to were: If You Want Blood [ACDC], Paranoid, sabbath Bloody Sabbath, Vol 4, [Sabbath], Motorhead, Overkill, Bomber [Motorhead], Killing Machine, Unleashed in the East [Judas Priest], Live and Dangerous [Thin Lizzy], Made in Japan, Burn [Deep Purlple], Strangers in the Night [UFO], Angel Witch [Angel Witch], Led Zep II and IV, Iron Maiden [Iron Maiden], MSG....

this must cover the first 3 or 4 years of my life as a player...
even if I didn't have the solos down, I'd play something similar-ish... but I could play all of the songs on all of the albums from a rhythm point of view...

concentrating just on Judas Priest
on Unlieshed in the East check out the following songs in particular:
The Ripper [it's actually pretty tricky - especially the ending - pure class]
Genocide [classic stuff - a bench mark in the evolution of modern riffing]
Diamonds and Rust [the muting is important here]
on Killing Machine check out the following songs in particular:
Hell Bent ffor Leather [another tricky one]
Killing Machine
Burnin' Up [years ahead of it's time]

The key to being simple....
that's just lots of expermintation and attitude ...
songs like Teen Spirit, Enter Sandman... great riffs...

the greater your repetoir of riffs...
the more you have to draw upon when you write.....
and writing tons of music is where you grow and develop..

the only real solution is:

Do the Stu- fingers crossed you don't catch any bug flu type thing then! It's getting a bit colder here at last, so hopefully some of the nasty viruses will die... a painful death. !!!

Bumper Stickers 13

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

Mediocrity thrives on standardization.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Eamon- thanks for the advice- will look into that soon!

OpticalStudio / Steven (perhaps it's better to call you by your real name!) Thanks. Hope you are well today, enjoying the day!

Bumper stickers 14

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. (for cuthbert)

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

eamon - Schenker was a huge influence to me.. the sheer delivery.. making a single note have so much tension...
Schenker can create tremendous intensity without even having to shred.... his trick is note selection...

I rate him immensely and if you know both our playing styles well, you'll be able to hear how his approach rubbed off on me..

the moral...

it's not how big your technique is.. it's what you do with it that counts....

I'm now in contact with DSF to make sure that I'm not being ripped off by the TV station or Castrol...

fingers crossed eh...

Shredz: I've completed the backing track to the Baptist... now I need to lay down the solos... and this one is really really tough...

no one can ever accuse me of playing 'safe'.... lol...