Mom Celebrates Birth of Twins at Age 56

NEW YORK - A newborn brother and sister were nestled in a hospital bed with their 56-year-old mother on Wednesday, a day after their history-making arrival.

They have each found their little spot under an arm," said Art Cohan, a close friend who was in the delivery room at Mount Sinai Medical Center on Tuesday when Aleta St. James delivered the twins by Caesarean section.

St. James, who turns 57 on Friday, is believed to be the oldest American woman to give birth to twins. Little Francesca and Gian were conceived through in vitro fertilization using donor eggs

Check out some incredible pics of Joe playing with Deep Purple here. Enjoy!

cuthbert1776

You do know what a MILF is, right?

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I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

cuthbert1776

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Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

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Hey friends :-)), i`m busy right now but i wanna share this with all of you :-)) :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OVATION1 :-)) !!!!

Clarky:Have yer add bro,on its way asap.

cuthbert: i knew it. gth = gun toting hillbilly

the bob: I want my Yngwie chubby so that I can continue making fun of him. He's a master axeman...but still, he should keep drinking beer.

962: You totally get my point now!

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I just recieved the Copy of Satchurated Feedback and i gotta tell ya "IT ROCKS"

i am totally impressed with the talent in this forum.

cant wait for 2nd disc.

Joe we went to see you in manchester for the G3 concert. We thought you where brill. But there was just one thing we had too miss your last 3/4 of an hour cause we would not been able to get to huddersfield cause it was the last train home. We checked the train and buss times and not one was running later. My partner was really upset that he had to go but we need to also get home to our daughter. Next time you do a G3 is there any chance that you maybe able to start a bit earlier so we can watch the whole concert please.

cuthbert1776

"To all who serve and have served, you have my heartfelt gratitude; my prayers of thanks, safety, and healing; and my sincerest wishes for prosperity."

I stand with you as a fellow human being, humbled and thankful to our brothers and sisters in arms past, present, and future. I too extend the deepest heartfelt gratitude to the veterans of this country and all warriors in the world preserving our peace and promoting freedom, liberty and justice for all.

Slavo

I have an autographed picture of Joe that you can have. I would give you my pick that I caught in New Orleans but I already gave it away that night to the guy standing next to me. We are so fortunate in this country. Post your address and I will put it in the mail to you.

Keep rocking and know you have friends here at t2j and in America.

All

For all of those who care. Please join me tomorrow and practice a random act of kindness. It doesn’t have to be elaborate it can be as simple as giving someone a complement, serving someone a cup of coffee, teaching someone a new chord on the guitar. Or telling those closest to you how much you love them.

As our nation and the nations around the world struggle for common ground, let’s lead by example and prove that THERE IS LOVE IN SPACE, our space and what we make of it.

Joe

God bless you and your music. I believe it resonates with tones of the best the human spirit has to offer.

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All that glitters has a high refractive index.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Anarchy is better than no government at all.

Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.

cuthbert..that song title is really cool.

do the stu...i haven't got any cds, i've downloaded a few songs, but i want to buy the cds, they're definatly worth spending my money on rather than download them. it will also save space on my hard drive.

zinc master..i prefer live albums. i find it captures the artist alot better than in a studio.