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Stef77

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What do you think about Groovetube's fat finger?
Mon Nov 8 '04 12:51:46 pm Set this message as last read

TheBob

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hoi pretty cool :)
Mon Nov 8 '04 12:54:59 pm Set this message as last read

punkdude75
Miguel Chavez
Chi-town, Illinois
USA
Plays: Guitar (36 years)
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Josue or hoi: Nice song, keep it up, I didn't know you played
Mon Nov 8 '04 1:02:38 pm Set this message as last read

ILoveThailand

Plays: Other
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nice one hoiguy.
Mon Nov 8 '04 1:03:39 pm Set this message as last read

Malena
Milica Rajkovic
Belgrade, Serbia&Montenegro

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’’Hey, Joe…’’ I’m not exactly a ’’fan’’, because I recently discovered you. But when I watched G-3 concert in Minnesota on November 2nd, 1996, I was speechless… I don’t know how somebody can have that kind of energy, how somebody can enjoy that much on the stage like you do. You can do anything with that guitar, can you? Most of people in Serbia are listening very stupid and annoying music, and because of that, it is hard to find the music that suits us. Maybe you know, maybe not, but Metallica visited us this summer. That was the biggest surprise. We thought: ’’I don’t believe... Metallica… In Belgrade… Wow!’’. They preformed their best songs and the concert was amazing. But we want more surprises like that (maybe from you, who knows…). Well, I don’t have anything more to say right now. I hope that one day I’ll be watching and listening to you in Belgrade and the rest of the people in G-3 and I hope that you will play that music forever! We give you our best wishes from Belgrade!
Mon Nov 8 '04 1:21:38 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Bumper stickers 01


I love animals, they taste great.

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Mon Nov 8 '04 2:12:14 pm Set this message as last read

Spizazz
Steve Spizzirri
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Yeah... Hi Joe, Jeff, Matt, and Galen!

Just wondering how the tour is going? You guys sure are awesome! It was so cool to meet you guys again in person backstage in Chicago at the House of Blues. There was so much I wanted to say, but again I was starstruck, speechless, and just not worthy! Keep up the good work!

Hope you enjoyed the DVD of "The Day the Earth Stood Still", while traveling? I figured it was right up there with the kind of things you like, aliens, robots and space to mention a few. Thank you Joe for signing both my DVD's, I can't wait for the next one! Consider it sold before it's released! Your #1 fan and student!

Spiz

Mon Nov 8 '04 2:15:04 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Bumper stickers 02

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Mon Nov 8 '04 2:17:18 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Bumper stickers 03


All generalizations are false, including this one.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Mon Nov 8 '04 2:23:03 pm Set this message as last read

Mr Nick

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zinc master..".Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity"...should be the other way round..." real stupidity usually beats artificial Intelligence"

:P

Mon Nov 8 '04 2:35:03 pm Set this message as last read

ILoveThailand

Plays: Other
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badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom...snake, a snake....

for g3

mushroom, mushroom

Mon Nov 8 '04 2:40:41 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Bumper stickers 04


If you are psychic - think "HONK"

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

Grow your own dope, plant a man.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Mon Nov 8 '04 2:41:52 pm Set this message as last read

TASTEY

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anyone seen the movie "what the bleep do we know!?" ?

It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to think with the masses or majority, merely because the majority is the majority. Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by a majority of the people. - Giordano Bruno

kind of goes along with some of the political bullshit...and a bunch of other stuff....

Edited Mon Nov 8 '04 3:03 pm

Mon Nov 8 '04 2:42:09 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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MrNick

It could go either way - I see your point

Mon Nov 8 '04 2:42:19 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Bumper stickers 05


WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

All men are idiots....I married their king.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Mon Nov 8 '04 2:43:15 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Leaving work early....Blonde style

Three women who worked in the same office noticed that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know?

The brunette is thrilled to get home early.She does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early.

The redhead is elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she goes upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom.

She quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes the door and creeps out of her house.

The next day the brunette and redhead talk about leaving early again, but when they ask the blonde if she wants to leave early also, she exclaims, "NO WAY! Yesterday I almost got caught!"

Mon Nov 8 '04 3:00:37 pm Set this message as last read

OCPS470
Chris Peters
Lake Mary, FL
USA
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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MATTKING: Nice track man! I really like the soloing! I think it's some of the most badass melodic soloing you've done lately...real nice! Where are you running the gain on the amp? I've been running the MG 15 CD at about 6 on the gain knob, and it sustains and cleans up nice if you crank the volume a bit. Nice job man.
Mon Nov 8 '04 3:02:06 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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The Sunday Sermon

The preacher's Sunday sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies".

Toward the end of the service he asked his congregation, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question.

As it was past lunchtime, this time about 80 percent held up their hands.

He then repeated his question again. All responded, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs.Jones," inquired the preacher, "are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any." she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-three." she replied.

"Oh Mrs. Jones, what a blessing and a lesson to us all you are. Would you please come down in front of this congregation and tell us all how a person can live ninety-three years and not have an enemy in the world."

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches!!!

Mon Nov 8 '04 3:02:10 pm Set this message as last read

civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Steve T - Guitar Center Tigard (or Beaverton) , Oregon $3000.

Delfino - When did Yngwie move into your house?

Mon Nov 8 '04 3:12:01 pm Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Hoiguy79, Just listened to your track...nice work. The intro kinda reminds me of a Quentin Tarantino movie! Let us know when your next one is ready.
Mon Nov 8 '04 3:30:34 pm Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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civgeek, Thanks for the info bout the chromeboy.

You don't happen to have their website address do you?

Delfinopie, Tell Yngwie, thanks for throwing the 3 picks to me at The Beacon at the G3 concert last year

Mon Nov 8 '04 3:34:38 pm Set this message as last read

civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Stevee T Here you goGuitar Center Beaverton
Mon Nov 8 '04 3:37:49 pm Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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Civgeek lmao shortly after hair and $10,000 jewellery started clogging up the plug-hole and guitar picks were being found all over the place...

Stevee T LOL Yngwie says "No problem dude..."

Delfino
Mon Nov 8 '04 4:04:36 pm Set this message as last read

Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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jazzzzzzzy - "Got a problem fanboy?"

It's nice to see that you're continuing to call people names.

"What new things you brought up?"

Click here ("Please explain how..." and "How am I trying...?"). Will you ignore these questions now, like you did previously?

"you...claim to be fair and balanced"

Show me something that I said that is unfair or unbalanced, considering the fact that I have said in the past that I only respond to comments posted here and don't usually bring things up on my own.

"but bend to the extreme of the extreme right."

"Extreme" isn't the case at all. Trying to insult me because I have a few right-wing political beliefs isn't very tolerant of you. You should have a problem with my ideas, not me personally.

"arguing with you is like talking to a rock."

When do you argue with me? You say something and I say something back. You don't respond to any of my questions, so you can't be arguing with me. I've attempted to discuss things with you several times, but you hardly ever directly respond to any of the points I bring up.

"When I said I quit and dont want to talk about it anymore you just want to drag it along."

You can't post something that isn't true, refuse to answer questions about it, and expect people to believe it. Asking questions about something you say is not dragging it along.

"Post however much you want to, I am not going to respond"

If you continue to say things that are inaccurate or just plain rude, I will continue to respond to your comments. Failing to respond to points raised by myself (or others) shows that your points are based on very little (if any) truth.


Stevee T - Hmmm...I think we agree for the most part, but we just aren't on the same page with a few things...

"Yes, is the answer, I would like everone to tell me it's perfect"

Yeah, everyone probably wants to hear that (to a certain degree, at least)... But...to not hear any comments if they happen to be negative? I don't know about that...

"The Artist likes their work first, otherwise they wouldn't let it out of the box"

That's obvious, but does that mean people should only be able to comment on it if they like it?

"If CrazyBorg is a Satch fan, then how can he say that "Is There Love In Space", as a Body of work... is THAT much different than ALL of Joe's other Great albums?"

There are some NOTE / SWTA-era Satch fans who are Satch fans because they like the Satch / Hamm / Mover power trio sound. I can totally understand how fans of that sound would not like ITLIS?... I love ITLIS?, but one of my biggest complaints is that the bass and drum parts are VERY simple...they're almost boring. If CrazyBorg happens to be one of the NOTE / SWTA-era fans that I mentioned, can he no longer be considered a fan because he doesn't like the new stuff? I disagree...


michelle - LOL...awesome poem! ;-)
hoiguy79 - I like that song...thanks for sharing it. Let me know when you get other songs online. :-)

...Austin...

Edited Mon Nov 8 '04 4:28 pm

Mon Nov 8 '04 4:28:34 pm Set this message as last read

Gee3
Jason Taylor
Kitchener, Ontario
Canada
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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hey everyone, how's it goin'

man i cant play any thing today, because a kid in my class started to punch and shove me, so i finally stood up for my self and smacked him in the face (i have never done that before, first fight in my life) and i really messed up my hand.

& it really sucks not to play today because my dad just bought me a Satriani Anthology Tab book.

Anyways, the next time i have to punch anyone (which i hope is never) i think i will definitly use boxing gloves!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peace (which i didn't have today!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Mon Nov 8 '04 4:29:21 pm Set this message as last read
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