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AngieRead
Angela Read
Silverhill, AL
USA
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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Please let me know how to send cards/letters to Joe. I would like to also know how to obtain pictures of him. I am ADDICTED to his music!
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:48:13 am Set this message as last read

hoiguy79
Josue Vázquez
Tulancingo, Hidalgo
México
Plays: Guitar (27 years)
346 posts total | IP Logged
962 Allready sent the photo, it is added to the mail.
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:49:12 am Set this message as last read

Silmarien
Martina ( Dyer)
London,
GB/PL
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ZincMaster where do u take all this stuff from? Actually I didn't understand one joke - about Poland, well I'm polish but I don't get it... greets
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:50:59 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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962

Gotta see starwars trailer - I cannot wait until tomorrow, going to see The Incredibles !

Tomorrow you can check out http://www.accesshollywood.com/accessvideo/3890996/detail.html

to see the the trailer on line

it is in the right corner of the site now - advertising for tomorrow!

Fri Nov 5 '04 11:51:27 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Silmarien

i get these jokes from friends all over the world - I do not intend to offend - if I do, I am sorry and will try to be more careful.

I just try to bring a little laughter into the world.

Fri Nov 5 '04 11:53:12 am Set this message as last read

AngieRead
Angela Read
Silverhill, AL
USA
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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Hello. It's me again. I was very disappointed when I bought my tickets to Satriani on 10/29 from Ticketmaster. Then I learned to the platinum packages and I'll be dog gone if they were out of them the day after I bought the regular ones. I attended the 2003 show in Pensacola, FL at the Saenger. I was in the 5th row. I had bought my tickets the day they went on sale. The recent concert 10/29 was at House of Blues in New Orleans. I will always love seeing him play but I hated the standing room only. It was difficult to see and after two hours of standing up I was pure exhausted. I sure wish I would have won the back-stage pass. Does Joe ever write on here anymore? The last I saw was August. Could someone tell me how to get pictures of Joe? and fan mail address?

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Fri Nov 5 '04 11:55:05 am Set this message as last read

hoiguy79
Josue Vázquez
Tulancingo, Hidalgo
México
Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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Do not worry Zinkmaster, I also Know some of this jokes, but I do not think here is the place to write them, but no hard feelings.
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:56:04 am Set this message as last read

AngieRead
Angela Read
Silverhill, AL
USA
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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what do you mean you already sent to photo?
Fri Nov 5 '04 11:58:06 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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hoiguy79

Good - I try to be friendly, easy-going, and a little off the wall here and try not to make too many people upset.

Anyway, we are neighbors and should be at least neighborly to each other (country wise).

Fri Nov 5 '04 11:59:15 am Set this message as last read

AngieRead
Angela Read
Silverhill, AL
USA
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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Mr. Hoiguy79, what do you mean by the photo was already sent to the mail?
Fri Nov 5 '04 12:00:09 pm Set this message as last read

hoiguy79
Josue Vázquez
Tulancingo, Hidalgo
México
Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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The mesage is for "962"; its a photo edition of Joes satriani that I did for halloween that the "#$&$#/ webmaster has not upload to the Joe's web page.
Zinkmaster keep the good vibe on the posting man
Fri Nov 5 '04 12:02:54 pm Set this message as last read

hoiguy79
Josue Vázquez
Tulancingo, Hidalgo
México
Plays: Guitar (27 years)
346 posts total | IP Logged
Hey who is Sandor Mailath???????
Fri Nov 5 '04 12:05:54 pm Set this message as last read

Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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962- thanks! If you scroll back a few pagesI think DamlMissNamm did make a reference to you... you weren't mistaken!! :-)

Happy Anniversary to Guy Fawkes and Robert Catesby(?) for NEARLY blowing the Houses of Parliament up 399 years ago!! I think I have the year right, not 100% sure after a couple of glasses of wine!!

Fri Nov 5 '04 12:32:06 pm Set this message as last read

ILoveThailand

Plays: Other
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Zinc: Happy 500! Keep those jokes coming but it would be nice to erase the joke about the african kid because its sad to see a baby who doesnt have the previledges we grew up with. That could offend some people :)

do the stu: always great to see you come back with such force. As 962 pointed out, you take things very literally. Not once, but on many occasions you have done so. Its ok, but I dont think you can digest sarcasm. As for my posts being insensitive and intolerant, where the hell was your post to DammMissNamm when he popped up and started almost teasing that Bush won. I guess thats not insensitive and intolerant. I dont expect you to tell anything to DMN simply because I do not expect you to be telling me what to type. If you dont like my posts, kindly skip it unless its something thats very very offensive. When Suppadave talked about pissing on the Koran, you lips were shut. Isnt that pretty intolerant for some people? huh? I know you belong to the extreme right wing even if you disagree. You have made it clear several times. I know you have a grudge on me, but I'm not mad. Just wondering why you love picking on 962 and me everytime.

962: Thanks man! I've got your back too. Nepal is a good country. Its got its shitty parts and its gorgerous parts. The himalayas are incredible. Its just the most beautiful thing in the middle of all this chaos. I want to settle down in a tropical island. That will be my dream. Its so relaxing and away from all this shit facing us.

Michelle: The country I like the most is of course the US. Its my home and has many wonderful people. Outside the US, Amsterdam for all the obvious reasons!

Alexandre: Thanks man. The election result was not about "I win" but about everyone winning. It wasnt a soccer game. I dont believe that our country is going in the right direction and I hope President Bush becomes a little more responsible with his decisions.

Clarky: Ty Oliver is, as you said, a very tidy guitarist. He's got great ideas and his recording is top of the line. But if you listen to Lost in Thought, there are some parts in the lead where I believe he's following his influences too much. The intro to the lead is great, but from there he needs to be Ty not Vai! I think he is qualified to create some very unique leads. He posts here sometimes under the nick Fretslayer. I wish he posted more often.

Song of the day: The Darkness - Love is only a feeling



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Fri Nov 5 '04 1:13:50 pm Set this message as last read

civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Cuth bert No I anm definately not a veg-head. I'm just a softy that likes to get his meet at the store. I'd be more than happy to help you devour an elk (my favorite) I just couldn't pull the trigger. I just get into arguments with people that say they hunt for the sport yet don't give the animal a chance. To me the definition of sport is that there is an eveness of the playing field. That is why I said if you (not you personally) are real bad ass you would hunt elk or moose ... with a knife. Makes it a bit more fair.

Zoning was originally put for health reasons. The idea of factories next to a residential area was not good. However, the original planners went too far. Planning now is trying to correct some of these issues. The down side is that planning reactive. So we won't know if the changes we have made are working for many years. Zoning, at least in Oregon, is not arbitrary at all. Of couse we also have some of the strictist land use laws in the country. People complain about Urban Sprawl and long waits in traffic. This is the effect of weak land use laws. Ther eis also the protection of our farm land that comes into play. But we can discuss that later.

hoiguy79 The webmaster does a great job with this site and from wha I can gather is a pretty nice guy. With pics it is a better use of his time to load a bunch at once. So be patient. Plus calling someone names that you want to do you a favor is not the best method to get things done. We don't pay him for his service so we don't have the right to put him on our schedule. I was also in Oaxaca last week. What was that smell? : )

962 - Hey man don't lump us in with the Rednecks in Ohio and Oklahoma. We are a coastal state that didn't vote for Bush. : )

Fri Nov 5 '04 1:22:54 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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The Top 5 Signs the Left Is Unhappy With the Election Results

5> The DNC FedExes maps of key Ohio cities to Osama bin Laden.

4> Al Gore claims that since he actually won in 2000, America just re-elected *him*.

3> John Edwards has come so unglued, he actually has a hair out of place.

2> Tom Daschle considers moving to a state that has building tall enough to jump from.

and the Number 1 Sign the Left Is Unhappy With the Election Results...

1> In a back-alley brawl, Zell Miller ferociously kicks his own ass for being a spineless Democrat.

Fri Nov 5 '04 2:24:31 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart?

Because he heard kids pants were half-off!

Fri Nov 5 '04 2:27:06 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...


1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

Fri Nov 5 '04 2:29:08 pm Set this message as last read

jdavis102

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Ive been going throughout forums asking republicans to give me a reasoned explanation as to why people would vote for bush using only factual accomplishments of Bush's from the past four years. So far, no results.
Fri Nov 5 '04 2:32:31 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Understanding Marketing

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, "She's/He's fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising.

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.

Fri Nov 5 '04 2:32:44 pm Set this message as last read

bluebuffalo
Freddy Garza
McMinnville, OR
USA
Plays: Other (57 years)
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Keem em' coming ZincMaster, there's been some funny ones in there. Keep on joking in the free world
Fri Nov 5 '04 3:35:04 pm Set this message as last read

Steven Wilde

ShredZone, CaliFunia
USA
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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DCK- Hey, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!...Yes, it's Overdue, Sorry, still fuzzy, Hope all went great!............BAUDUH- Thank's dude! I have not even really been practicing all that much anymore... I will tell You about that later....Serious stuff!...I'll e-mail you!.........MICHELLE- Yes, Thanks, i will take that advice!...Plenty of rest and My Hot green tea...Thank's for the cool word's, You and Your family are in Our prayer's to...............SUZIE2000- Hi, suzie, I am better thank's. More rest! Rest while moving!LOL...Yeah this place is pretty nice, Diffrent! But it's cool!....Still not settled in yet still more to move!...Well, Take care, And cheer's on Whatever cool comes Our way!.............................MARIMARI- I am sorry for not writing when I said I was, I was Like, so out of it, forgot what i told People and A bunch of stuff! My apoligies!...Will e-mail You and tell You all about the move, My new addy and everything!...and alway's, Thank's for being Kind, and being My freind!...One day i will show you some "wilde nifty riffing" ................See Ya' ......................Steven.
Fri Nov 5 '04 3:42:16 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Off to the Dominican Republic for a week of R&R. After that, a lot more guitar playing in my future... My company (or at least the American parent company) is folding up shop and packaging off the veterans here in Toronto LOL.. Oh well, all for the best, in the last coupla years the company was not successful in landing any major projects commensurate with my management skills (self-pat on the back)...

I'll be ok (sniffles!!!) Seriously, I was due for a change anyway!! Now I can get my music database up to date !! Approximately 4000 pieces, CD's, DVD's and LP's plus a load of guitar instructional videos... That'll take me a day or two when I get back from down south...

Sayanara folks

Fri Nov 5 '04 3:53:55 pm Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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NJ Beast........happy birthday bro' !!!

Zinc Master...no need to apologize, I was just being a smart-ass ;) Laughter is always the best medicine....

To all...I picked up "The Extremist" today....I had a copy when it first came out, but it was lost in the many times I moved to different places. I had forgotten how awesome it is.....It also just occured to me that Joe played "Why" on the SBM tour but I could'nt remember the name of the tune at the time he played it....I know, I should be ashamed of myself :P

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Fri Nov 5 '04 3:54:32 pm Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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Michelle lol in all fairness my tits were proverbial lol :-)

Clarky Cool, I'll give some of his stuff a go over the weekend and keep ya' posted on what I think.


Delfino
Fri Nov 5 '04 3:57:14 pm Set this message as last read
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