Remember America......today we need to get out and vote.

Well; US Presidential elections today. Do the right thing guys - whether you like it or not, the outcome of this directly affects the rest of the world...

MarimariSRV - Cheers bro for the compliments. A T2J Jamfest.......that would be awesome!!!!

Climber - Here you go Click Here For My Site.

Michelle - I have to say that whenever you post, even when it is to someone else, I always read it as your sense of humour is killer!!! I mean who could think of the phrase "Forum Hagg"????!!!! There is only probably 2 others here who just get me with their humour and that is Clarky and Delfino.

Anybody know who EMF are/were? I got a phone call today about an audition for an "edgy pop group in the same style of vein as East 17, EMF, etc." I may as well do the audition, even though it's most definitely not my preferred style, but I need to know who EMF are so I can figure what kind of thing to play at the audition...

Any ideas?

Yoda - EMF did that song "Unbelieveable" with that dodgy guitar line over it. Here is their website - EMF's website

Hope that helps

bahduh, I have a daughter, who will be 16 in exactly one month (as she informed me this morning), and a son who recently turned 13. I must call my friend today and check on her. Hopefully she is rested and doing well.

Austin, they were probably in the ER till the wee hours of the morning, so I still don't know if anything was broke yet.

Aarren, thanks for the kind words! Yes, as the forum hagg, I'm sure people picture me as being in my late hundreds and bent over like a giant jumbo shrimp (damn I wish I could remember the comedian I got that from). I'm listening to your cut of CP again. It's drowning out all the political crap on t.v. quite nicely. I think I'll play it again...and again...and again. lol!

Mowlie - Thanks. They look like a right bunch of twats... lmao

Thanks everybody; I've come to the conclusion that EMF are/were dreadful. Nevermind - I'll still do the audition for the experience. They'll probably see me with my long(ish) hair, goatee, tattoos, and pointy Ibanez and decide that I'm not right for the part anyway. Maybe I should buy a Strat... lol

Go for it, Matt - that sounds badass!!

Pretty Funny

It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn't been able to think of a sermon for the next morning. About 9:00 p.m. he finally said to his wife, "Dear, I think I've come up with the perfect sermon! I'm going to give a sermon about horseback riding!"

She said, "Don't be silly! You can't give a sermon about horseback riding!"

He replied, "Well, it's going to have to do because I've preached on just about every other subject I can think of."

The next morning as they were driving to church, she said, " can't believe that you're insisting on doing this! You know, if you're going to give that silly sermon on horseback riding, I'm just going to stay in the car during the service."

He said, "OK, then, suit yourself!", so, she stayed in the car.

Entering! church before the service, the preacher had a sudden inspiration and gave a hell-fire and brimstone sermon on SEX that just had the congregation in awe.

As the congregation filed out of the church, some of the members saw his wife sitting in the car and approached her window.

One of them said, "Wow! You just missed the best sermon your husband has ever given!"

Matt, Great Idea! My Debut solo CD is weeks from completion, and I would participate! Thanks for thinking outside the box! Stevee T.

steveeet...i'm from nj myself and used to play out around here quite regularly. after the new CD is done, i will most likely be playing out quite a bit. i have 1 of 12 tracks done so far...first track took about 2 days worth of work to get in presentable quality. i'm 99% sure i will be performing @ next year's jemfest as well as i usually get the call back year to year. i should have *my* band together...last year i had throw a group of people together in less than 3 weeks to peform with me. was so incredibly hectic...