Jazzy, Kerry took PA! whoo! lol! ~~ I have Youth. and Countdown, also Criptic. I think I have something possibly called Hidden Treasures on cassette too. Never got into the early stuff to much.

Aarren, I have to disagree with my bud Mikey on the crime thang. We moved out of the city before our daughter turned two. We couldn't take it anymore. It seemed like NObody slept/worked/had respect for anything. People were up and outside all hours of the night and in all weather making noise like it was mid-afternoon. Crime was getting worse, so we bailed to a place where I could walk my daughter around the neighborhood without being disrespected by punkass kids who were never taught the simplest rules of decency. Now, my mom & stepdad still live there. Just 3 weeks ago, they parked in the wrong spot. They got their tires slashed and the front window of their van smashed in. It happened to at least one other car that same week. My mom tells me that most days a kid stands on each corner at the end of her block across the street. One in a long white t shirt, the other in a long black t shirt - each protecting their "turf". Drug dealers have pit bulls & Rottys throughout the city trained to be vicious and attack. Muggings, especially 3 on 1 type muggings are very common. Sometimes they just get knocked to the ground, sometimes they get beaten within inches of their lives. No matter for $1. or $100., and no matter what age. Seniors get beaten after they come from the banks with their social security checks. Kids get their jewelery, jackets, and sneakers taken from them. A few years ago, my mom & pop were out late. They came home to find that a bullet had come through their bedroom window, through the headboard of the bed EXACTLY where my mom would have been sleeping had they been in bed, and lodged in the attic ceiling. My sister lives a few blocks away where it's worse. She's already come out in the morning a few times to find bullet casing on her pavement from a gunfight the night before. She has every window on her first floor covered so no one can see her or her daughter (she's a single mother). She gets NO sunlight in her house on the first floor because of this. I could go on and on about the crime in the city, but I think you get my point. I don't see how anybody can make all that a good thing, no matter how optimistic.

Clarky & 962 - I really hate to be so pedantic, but it's such an innate part of my personality that I couldn't help it; as much as I told myself to leave it alone I just couldn't!!!! lol... Anyway, Clarky was wearing a The Extremist t-shirt and said we were going to see George Clinton. Damn my memory's good. Trouble is, it often makes me sound like an ass... lmao

Joe -

Deanne and I finall made it back home from the Nashville and New Orleans shows. The bearings in the RV gave out and we were stuck in Arkansas until Monday when Chevy could get the parts and install them. It was a real pleasure meeting and talking with you, Jeff and Mick too! Thank you for the autographs and the warm conversation. My voice is starting to come back.

We have made plans to see you in San Francisco on the 26th.

Thank you again for two great shows, you can fly!

P.S. John I, is the man. Kudos to him and Fan Fire.

Your loyal subject,

Mowlie: Minnesota is a pretty nice state. Peaceful, calm and naive people. Its great because nobody bugs you. Crime rate is very low. The closest gangs you will find are high school kids circling the mall trying to figure out wheter to eat at Hardees or Wendy's and then go to hot topic or Abercrombie. It can be worse in some other places, but its so freakin cold most of the year that the gangsters become lazy.

Michelle: Good collection of Megadeth cd's. An old one of theirs that is pretty good is So far, so good, so what? Its got "in my darkest hour" which is a pretty damn good one. Happy to know that Kerry's got PA. Minnesota's got Kerry too. I cannot understand how people can be so ignorant and vote Bush.

962- ranker than that jelly has got to be.... black pudding.

Matt King- was browsing through a few pages back of posts and downloaded your Kaleidoscope recording- I loved it! Great dynamics, loved that middle section especially. That's a good idea of yours about the MP3, sadly I don't have any recording gear at home and am always envious of people uploading their stuff online! One day I'll get round to it. Anyway, I would love to listen to it, even if I can't contribute right now!

Suzie, damn right, black pudding is a disgrace. It should have been thrown out with hanging and drowning of the witch!

Ricky, nice interview! Never knew about the guy that fell off the lighting truss. whoa! Glad he made it!

Good stuff!

962

Why do you have to move out of the UK since Bush may have won re-election here in the US?

We did not leave our country when your country threw out Winston Churchill after WWII.

(As an aside - I am not comparing Bush and Churchill.)

I did not leave the US after Russia/USSR threw out Gorbachev. Did you?

If Blair retains his position in next years election, should I leave the US?

If Blair loses his position next year, should I leave the US?

Marines!

A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that there is no God, the expression, "One Nation Under God", was unconstitutional, and further, he was going to prove there is no God.

Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. bsp; I'll give you 15 minutes!"

The lecture room fell silent.. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."

His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying over teacups from his lofty platform.

The professor was out cold! At first the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell silent...waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine in the front row. When he regained his senses and could speak he yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

"God was busy. He sent me."

The classroom roared with applause.

A husband took his wife to play her first round of golf.....

Nervous, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the largest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique lamp was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that lamp for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that lamp and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.

After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

THE LITTLE GIRL AND THE COP

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

Sex In The Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.

Sorry for the Caps

A MAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON WHERE HE HAS BEEN FOR 15 YEARS. HE BREAKS INTO A HOUSE TO LOOK FOR MONEY AND GUNS AND FINDS A YOUNG COUPLE IN BED.

HE ORDERS THE GUY OUT OF BED AND TIES HIM TO A CHAIR. WHILE TYING THE GIRL TO THE BED HE GETS ON TOP OF HER, KISSES HER NECK, THEN GETS UP AND GOES INTO THE BATHROOM.

WHILE HE'S IN THERE, THE HUSBAND TELLS HIS WIFE: "LISTEN, THIS GUY'S AN ESCAPED CONVICT, LOOK AT HIS CLOTHES! HE PROBABLY SPENT LOTS OF TIME IN JAIL AND HASN'T SEEN A WOMAN IN YEARS.

I SAW HOW HE KISSED YOUR NECK. IF HE WANTS SEX, DON'T RESIST, DON'T COMPLAIN, DO WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU. SATISFY HIM NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE NAUSEATES YOU. THIS GUY IS PROBABLY VERY DANGEROUS. IF HE GETS ANGRY, HE'LL KILL US. BE STRONG, HONEY. I LOVE YOU"

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Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.