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Paul Huxley
Guildford, Surrey
England
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Since I often enjoy Zinc Master's...
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he called out aloud, "Lord grant me one wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over any time I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'Nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy.
The Lord replied, "Do you want two or four lanes on that bridge?"
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Wed Nov 17 '04 11:51:49 am
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Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Austin, what happens when the time comes that you forget something? Man that ain't gonna happen.....You're the Austin Memory-Max Mk IV. The Mk IV NEVER forgets! hehe
jelly man, shit, I didn't realise it was finished! Last time I checked they were still holding the graphics and physics engines together with celotape!
hughrocko, dude get over it!
"why do you have a website if you don't get back to your fans?"
Well, primarily, the website is a source of information. It's a great place for everybody in the world to access stuff about Joe which they just wouldn't find elsewhere. Joe is under absolutely no obligation to come and post messages to us all the time.
If he was busy talking to us lot, he wouldn't be playing his strange beautiful music, and then he'd just be one of us. Joe is busy working on stuff, playing with cool people to crowds in other countries, and I think that's great.
Bota, blast01, welcome to t2j!
pp0, yeah somebody dug that up the other day....I think it's apalling, but also hilarious, that they said Joe has one of the worst tones! They obviously don't know jack-sh*t!
IceZer, yeah I agree with you - it wasn't a stupid question, and it was an unnecessary response. How are you anyway? haven't seen you around for a while!
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Wed Nov 17 '04 12:10:55 pm
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ILoveThailand
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Tonight is motherfucking MEGADETH!!!
George Carlin is opening and I am fucking pumped!!!!
no, george is not opening but I wish he was (as Michelle said)
I hope to get a few snaps with Dave Mustaine as I have BACKSTAGE PASSES wooooohooooooo!!!!!!!
FUCKING RIGHT!!!!
oh yes, tonight is megadeth in detroit
19th is megadeth in chicago!!! fuck yes baby!!!
Edited Wed Nov 17 '04 12:27 pm
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Kimmo Taskinen
Jyväskylä,
Finland
Plays: Drums (40 years)
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jelly man: that is a good one...seems like humour is quite international thing - i've heard that one over a year ago here in Finland...dunno where it has been created though
...anyway we were just understanding each others with my wife (in bedroom)...time for a beer and good night!
Edit: jazzzzy - have an excellent evening! ...and tell Dave that his music is been loved here up north, too!!
Edited Wed Nov 17 '04 12:35 pm
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Wed Nov 17 '04 12:32:40 pm
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michelle
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WOOOOOOO!!
Have a great time Jason. I'll be thinking about how much fun your having while I'm busting my butt at work tonight. If they plays Train of Consequences or Sweating Bullets, you better have your fists pumping in the air for me! Aggh you bastard, I wanna go!!! lol! Kick ass bro!!
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Wed Nov 17 '04 12:40:37 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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hummmm
jazzzzzzzy
are you excited to see Megadeth?
doesn't seem that you care that much to see them.
I though you would be more excited to see them than you are expressing here.
hehe
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Wed Nov 17 '04 12:43:13 pm
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Tobias Barnes
Chicago, Illinois
United States
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Fanfire finaly delivered my shirt and laminate. Thanx to them messing up I got backstage to the platinum package experience. Bonus! Hey everybody, how yall doin?
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Wed Nov 17 '04 1:00:57 pm
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DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
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Optical Studio The lizards on their now, I'm just tidying it up a bit now, then I'll be putting the coloured bands on it, then just gotta design myself a logo, then put some laquer on it and put it all back together again lol...
Delfino
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Wed Nov 17 '04 1:02:07 pm
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Neil Morgan
York, North Yorkshire
England
Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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Stevee T - It's quarter past nine now (PM) and I still haven't actually had dinenr!!! There are two main reasons for this: 1) I have a lot of practice to cathc up on and an essay to start, and 2) I really can't be arsed to cook, but haven't enough money for take away. Bummer... :-(
NM
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Wed Nov 17 '04 1:10:02 pm
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wolf2
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Hey what,s going on man youre looking good as far as a little while ago , you work out dont you ? stretches some universal gym ,bald head hmm sick of the hard to manage hair for a while now hey you must have had it straightened for Flying man ?what am i stating the obvious theres no way your hair would go like that man bald is cool still man! were is everybody watching the news waiting for sit coms or maybe dinner time. have a good one later hey Stu hello later wolf2.
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Wed Nov 17 '04 3:16:21 pm
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DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
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Man I love Toni Iommi's tone on the song Supernaut...its really "chainsaw-like".
Just thought everyone should know that
Delfino
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Wed Nov 17 '04 3:34:23 pm
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Stevee T
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Jazzzzzzzy,
Fck,Fck,Fck,Fck,Fck,Fck,Fck,,,,,,,
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Wed Nov 17 '04 3:45:39 pm
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Joeman9
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Actually I myself can barely even listen to Crying without wanting to do so until about 3 minutes or so and then it is listenable. love most of his slow stuff but that song... ugh. also Guitar One sucks. and they had "50 greatest guitar tones" in guitar player and joe was nowhere to bo found but they loved Yngwie.
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Chris Peters
Lake Mary, FL
USA
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Clarky: Maybe you can ease my fears.....I've been playing for over 8yrs on guitar, and I've never had lingering pain from playing. I hold the guitar high, so there isn't stress on either hands. Now, my usual is to put in at least 2 hours of practice a day, plus any playing I do in the course of teaching and performing. This past week (other than mon, which I put in a 6 hr practice day) I've played 2 hrs per day, but I've been playing a little faster than usual, and I've been sustaining it, and I've been feeling lingering pain (soreness, acing) in my hands and forearms. I'm assuming this is just muscle strain from sustained repetitive speed, but I just wanted to make sure this isn't indicitive of a start of carpal tunnel or tendonitis. neither of the arms have pain at the wrist, they have pain in the middle of the forearm near the pinky side of the arm....so I'm assuming this must not be carpal......also, is there anything diet wise that could cause this? Could my recent lack of sleep be catching up to me? Should I be drinking Gatorade (heard YJM did this and it helped him)? Also, I picking circularly, I've never felt pain from this, but can this be a problem? Thanks man
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Suzo
London,
England
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Steven- No problem, it's a great website with so many great songs on! You and Randell are very talented people, don't forget that! The song was brilliant- wish I could have heard it though my CD player though and not the dumb computer! One day!! Your tone sounded great, by the way. :-)
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Hey Joe,
Just when you are planning toplay in Canada again besides Toronto and Vancouver (ie, Calgary, Edmonton etc)? the last time you had a tour here was flying in a blue dream era. There is huge support here for ya and it seems we are being left out. Hope you come a visit.
Canadian Fan
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Wed Nov 17 '04 4:10:42 pm
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jelly man
Paul Huxley
Guildford, Surrey
England
Plays: Bass (24 years)
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master yoda - if you get in that horrible position of wanting food but not being arsed to cook, come over mine! 22 badger close... :)
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Zenfish thank you for the constructive criticism.. i do agree that the tracks posted are pretty redundant.. with the electronic stuff.. its pretty much one chord. it was an experiment on how far i could take one chord and still be interesting.. i thank you for your kindness..i p romise the next batch will have more chord movement.. :)
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Jacob Stewart
Washington
U S
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I went to the talent show at my school last night and there was same pretty good bands from my shcool there. I enjoyed it.
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