Mr Nick
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962..let me see...i've seen the british touring cars twice and the german touring cars once at donington, i work at a go-kart track, i have a ferrari jacket, i have model cars (yes i admit it)...hmm..motorsport..not really my thing eh? ;) :P
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Mr Nick,
Actually, the Honda S2000 is relatively cheap ($25,000 used) compared to a Porsche 928S...I picked one up 2 years ago for about $2300.00 & threw tons of cash into it to try to restore it. It was a Euro model with this psychedelic pattern on the seats. I had to marry my mechanic!
The Honda payment would have been cheaper!
But, if I find one for free...I'll send it Fed Ex to ya!
Those pics are great...did the drivers survive?
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Fri Nov 19 '04 4:54:10 am
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YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Joe is going to New Zealand and Australia!!!!!
That makes me so happy!! Congrats to all the fans who've waited so long!
Bahduh, I am good. I just found out yesterday that I won't be needing nose surgery for my sinus problem. That's great news. I get lots of headaches and stuff. I have to try the meds she recommended, and hopefully they will work and things will improve.
civgeek, fox hunting is barbaric. Anybody that gets their jollies by doing it needs therapy, and lots of it.
Simon, "400,000 people marched cause 8,000 people may be out of jobs?" I wonder how many of those people would march for a REAL issue - like a cure for cancer or aids?
ugh, I have a couple of roofer guys right outside my windows. They're doing something next door, and have been there all week. I feel like I have peeping Toms all up in my bidness.
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Fri Nov 19 '04 4:59:09 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Now that makes more sense - safety first - why you do not work when it snows.
Our kids around here come by full size bus, walk or their parents drop them off.
If it is real bad, they may start late for the day - classes are not cancelled a lot around here - since then they need to go longer in the year, into summer break, to make up the time missed.
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Fri Nov 19 '04 5:26:09 am
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Mr Nick
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steve t...ok..if i see a car shaped parcel outside my door, then i know who its from! as for the pictures, i dont know if the drivers survived or what...the link was sent to me in an email.
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Fri Nov 19 '04 5:35:16 am
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McDave
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Russell Carpenter......are you saying that Joe's music would make good backround music for porno movies? lol....honestly though, I'd probably quit watching the movie and go play my guitar instead of with myself....LMAO !!
Jazzy.....try putting on some pants before you head out into the great outdoors....lol....freakin' funny dude ! There's nothing worse than a frozen "Shmekela"
Have a great day everyone !!!!
Austin...I'll never stand by the wrong end of an elephant ever again...lol ! You just painted a very disturbing mental picture for everyone here...lol.
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"The special features are okay, tho it would have been nice to have just a little bit about Vai in there, like, why did they choose him for the guitar part?!
I originally thought that their best choice if they had to pick a guitarist would be to pick Robert Fripp...with all his soundscape crazy antics...
Delfino
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Fri Nov 19 '04 5:45:26 am
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Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS FOUND THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON THE DAYS THAT STARTED WITH THE LETTER "T".
EXAMPLES OF THOSE DAYS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
TUESDAY
THURSDAY
TODAY
TOMORROW
THANKSGIVING
THATURDAY
THUNDAY
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A RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED ALSO TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. HERE ARE THE SURVEY RESULTS:
5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER
12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME
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WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50?
NUDITY
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND A WIFE?
ABOUT 45 LBS.
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUSBAND?
ABOUT 45 MINUTES
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A NORTHERN ZOO?
A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE CAGE, ALONG WITH A RECIPE.
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE AND A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE?
A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS "ONCE UPON A TIME....."
AND A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS...........
"Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS SHIT."
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Adrián Robles Saltillo, Coahuila México Plays: Guitar (32 years)
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Flagg Of course I remember Jason Becker, I like his music very much, is a damn shame that he is sick, great inspirational artist he is. I love the songs Air and Altitudes, those songs are awesome.
Congratulations to Australia and New Zealand !
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Fri Nov 19 '04 6:16:20 am
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ILoveThailand
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another night of megadeth tonight!!!
megadave played Holy Wars! shit!
Mr nick: is that your car in the water?
damn, i didnt know van halen's why cant this be love is such a good song. Its really good.
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Dan Kokol Bradford, Ontario Canada Plays: Guitar (33 years)
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Hey T2J how's it going?? I've been neck deep learning new music for a couple of bands I'm working with right now + finishing up material for my cd :o) . I'm making a guest appearance this weekend (Sat Nov. 20th) with PANDAMONIA @ Club Rockit in Tronoto. So all T.O. area T2J'ers come on out !! It a Jagermister sponsored show so there'll be free Jager + prizes !!! I'll post more info on some happenings in my life later tonight
Danny K
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Fri Nov 19 '04 6:45:17 am
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ILoveThailand
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On the Air
On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers yes, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando,Florida
if you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever
have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?"
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her Mom is staying for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-in-law was in the shower at the Time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.
DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"
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ILoveThailand
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Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and
I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo...do you know the rules of 'Mate match'?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions,
Sarah.If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Get it Sarah?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much,Sarah?"
Sarah: "Well, it's just that my Mom is vacationing with us and..."
DJ: "She saw?"
Sarah: "BRIAN?!"
Brian: "No, no I didn't..."
DJ: "Ease up there, sister. Just messing' with your head. Your
answer, please?"
Sara: "Dear Lord...I cannot believe you told them this."
Brian: "Come on, honey, it's for a free trip to Florida."
DJ: "Let's go, sister. We ain't got all day here. Where did you do it?"
Sarah: (short pause) "In the ass."
(long, long pause)
DJ: "We'll be right back after a word from our sponsors."
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Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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An old man goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him,
"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!."
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Fri Nov 19 '04 6:48:40 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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jazzzzzzzy
I have seen that one before - it goes around every few months/years.
But - in Chicago there is no WBAM. WBAM is in Montgomery, Alabama.
There may have been one before in Chicago - but not in many many years.
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Fri Nov 19 '04 6:52:45 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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THE LONE RANGER
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After their tent was all set up, they fell sound asleep.
One hour later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, Kemo-Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says,
Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions
of galaxies and potentially millions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately
a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says,"Kemo-Sabe, you dumb ass. Someone stole tent."
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Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Marriage
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing,boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not.
( SHE'S GOOD!)
Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last."
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either, and storms out of the house.
After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?
She says, "I was in bed.
In bed this early, doing what?
Getting a second opinion!
(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)
Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, Mother of Six in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, Anytime you're ready, Father of Four.
(RIGHT ON, LADY!)
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Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy.. He didn't know why she was jumping for joy but thought, What the heck, And started jumping up and down with her. She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
He said, "Great, Tell me what you're so happy about!"
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, When she told him that she was pregnant!
He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, She said, "Oh, honey, There's more!"
He asked, "What do you mean, 'More?'"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one Baby, We are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, He asked her how she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part.
I went to Wal-Mart and bought the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out Positive!!!
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Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Men strike back! ! ! ! ! !
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she
starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Tobias Barnes Chicago, Illinois United States Plays: Guitar (33 years)
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What's up everybody? How ya'll doin'? How yo mamanem?
Jazzzzy, you son of a bitch! You saw Mega twice? Im on my way to the Riviera now to go look for some scalpers. I called of of work because I don't know how long it will take me to find a tic. I hope I can. If I find one early enough, I can go into work. Only two blocks away. Wish me luck!
You commin to chicago tonight? Drop me an Email if you are.
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