Jazzzzzy

I have a big ego...and a bigger dick.

Your big ego is what makes you a big dick.

dammmissnamm:

Well, I am a big dick. All chicks like big dicks and all guys want to boast big dicks.

Big Ego and big dick...whats wrong?

Jazz Man

Well, I am a big dick. All chicks like big dicks and all guys want to boast big dicks.  

Big Ego and big dick...whats wrong?  

What makes you want to be so preoccupied with your penis? It makes you immature and offensive. Who cares about what your dick is doing today? If you weren't so brash, egotistical and infantile in your thinking, maybe you would still be with your ex. Sure women like large tools, but in my experience they like men who don't walk around preoccupied with their tool. Walk softly and carry your big stick bro, it will get you farther.

Namm Man

About "The most passionate rock/pop -scream ever" -poll:

SteveeT: "Edgar Winter....any song he screams on!  
Wilson Pickett has a Great scream...soulful with excellent tone!"
; Both are definitely passionate screamers, but you'd have to name some spesific to get evaluations from us others.

michelle: "Janice Joplin's "Try (Just a little bit harder)". She wails the word 'TRY' like nobody's bisness in that song"; You got that right!...this one is hard to beat!

DamIMissNamm: "Sammy Hagars two identical screams at the end of 'Judgement Day' "; Well... check that one above by michelle...I wouldn't even talk about these two in the same day... Not to say that those (Sammy's) wouldn't be good rock screams, but are they so much passionate? (I have a little problem with thinking Sammy having much street credibility)...

...My first one -the one that started this whole poll idea in my head- doesn't seem to be the one within the definition (the most passionate) I made... so that Bon Scott's croak on "Problem child" is perhaps also just an excellent rock scream, but not "The most passionate" one.

If I remember right that "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" -album by Van Halen was released at about same time when that Arnold Swarzenegger movie "...something...,Judgement day"... and I thought that this VH song would have been way cooler than the Guns 'n' Roses tune that made its way to the movie! What do you people think?

DammlMissNamm

What makes you want to be so preoccupied with your penis? It makes you immature and offensive. Who cares about what your dick is doing today? If you weren't so brash, egotistical and infantile in your thinking, maybe you would still be with your ex. Sure women like large tools, but in my experience they like men who don't walk around preoccupied with their tool. Walk softly and carry your big stick bro, it will get you farther.

Looks like someone's got penis envy.

I think I have the biggest dick in the world. When chicks look at my love gun, most of them start pole-dancing (u know where!). As for my ex's, I have had 4 different girlfriends this year alone. 1 sat in a hammock with some other dude, that pissed me off and I dumped her. The other one cheated on me and I dumped her too. The other two were just "gf fuck buddies." If you want to know more about all the chicks I get and like to fuck, I can email you a list. I really have no problems with breaking up. I always find another one, usually within less than a month. I am a hot shot. Chicks dig me. In fact, people call my car the 'fuck truck' because the number of panties that have been pulled down there are astronomical. The chicks that like to walk around with me enjoy my company. They are occupied with my tool. They are just like me....sluts. We like to get it on....and I get more pussy than you.

Is this the kind of answer you wanted to hear so that you could whip out your "you're an asshole sexist" rant again? Go ahead, mulletman.

:rolls eyes:

:sigh:

:what a loser:

962 right on! the songs are great, i really like Red Square. the only thing i have to say is that the lead guitar to me doesnt sound loud enough...but other than that its an awsome song, seriously!

Lotsa Energy Out There! Lotsa Energy!

Noppa,

Edgar Winter - Tobacco Road is a good one.

Zenfish,

I'm the same age as you between 33-2500.

jazzzzzzzy

The only pussy you could get is the neighbors rabid cat, oh yeah, and the Meta carpals on the end of your ulna and radius.

You are a young punk with a poor attitude. Chicks don't dig you they hate your little ass. Keep fantasizing, some day you might get laid. As for your weak little bullshit with me, I will crush your punk ass any day of the week. Do me a favor, bring a couple of your anal sex buddies and I'll whip all your asses.

962,

Happy Sunday Satchland !!!

Optical Studio: HAHA! I love Zenfish...he's one of the funniest french toast I've ever seen! How are you doing man?

And yes, DammMissNamM

The only pussy you could get is the neighbors rabid cat, oh yeah, and the Meta carpals on the end of your ulna and radius.  

You are a young punk with a poor attitude. Chicks don't dig you they hate you little ass. Keep fantasizing, some day you might get laid. As for your weak little bullshit with me, I will crush your punk ass any day of the week. Do me a favor, bring a couple of your anal sex buddies and I'll whip all your asses.

Maybe youve never seen what a twat looks like. I am not going to get into a discussion with your mid life crisis issues. What I dont understand is why you keep coming to T2J with an attempt to get a rise out of me. You posted that Anti-Liberal rant expecting a really harsh answer. I just ignored it and then you come back giving me shit about some of my comments (which were all directed towards humor and NO ONE other than you seemed to care). I have been on this site longer than you. How often do see the regulars going off on me? In fact I have several friends here that I feel very close to. Whom do you have here? You show up every now and then trying to piss someone off. If you dont get sarcasm, please fuck off. Dont come whining ever again. Instead of arguing, you started talking typical redneck shit like "I'll beat your ass." I am not surprised you are talking this kind of shit. Your first post was about some garbage like "Bring it on." Believe whatever you want to, but seriously get the fuck away if you want to come here and preach. I find your comments very condescending. If you dont like what I say, ignore it. I ignore several messages that I dont appreciate. Thats the way it goes. Is this too hard to understand?

What do you call DammMissNamm with two sheep under both his arms?
pimp.

Why did DammMissNamm go to the zoo?
To find a date.

Hello Satchland! I'm so dar behind I don't know where I am. Anyway I have a 4 day weekend to do a little catchup. I just read the post for the last day. (only 4 pages of posts)

Jazzzzzy: You are so funny! LMAO! I kinda agree with you on Thanksgiving and Christmas. It is a disgrace what we did to the indians. I'm ashamed of our ancestors for what they did. People should be thankful more than one day a year. I am but I think many are not. I know I am not as grateful and giving as I could be. I keep trying though. Try and have a nice holiday anyway. I look forward to hearing about it. hehe! ;-))

Michelle: Hey sister! How are U? Let me know how things went with the Dr. My Dr just called and said the biopsy was negative. I stll have to go for the ultra sound yet. I think it will be negative. My sciatic is killing me!! I went to the chiro last week but I'll be back tomorrrow. The next day I had a pt pull on me real hard to get himself off the table, that was not good for my back. 10 mins in the car and my butt hurts. Can't have that!!!! I got photos back from the Beacon and the Keswick! Some really awesome shots if i do say so!!!!

Opticalstudio: Hi Steven!! how's the new place coming along? Thanks again for your beautiful cards. I love them! You always know when I need a smile. ;-)) I hope you are feeling well.

Alexandre: How's Portugal? Still warm? How are you? Thanks so very much for everything! you made my day. I like Goncalo with his hair long, but he looks handsome with it short too. How did Blister show go? Have a great week! kisses ~~ Sea Eyes~~~

I had to split this up cause I didn't want to lose it. Hey I'm at 350!

Do The Stu: I'll keep you posted. Jeff will be calling me with the details. He's also going to let me know about anything else going on. Hopefully I'll get to go to some kuul parties! I told him about Steve Morse in case he (and EJ) want to go. I'll have a car hopefully a new mustang like last time I was in San Fran......road trip!! ;-))

962: Hey Simon! How are you? I missed Los Loney Boys but I'm going to see KWS on my Bday. I'm not crazy about the new album but I've only listened to it twice. There's 3 songs that I really like. I don't really care for his vocals. The lyrics are weak on some songs. I need to listen to it more. I'll let you know.

Jazzy: I'm going to see Godsmack in 3 weeks. They are doing an acoustic show. Should be great!

I have some really awesome photos from The Beacon and The Keswick shows to send to the webmaster. He still hasn't posted the photos from Jones Beach 8/15/04 that I sent in on Sept 11 hopefully they will be there soon. I won't get these to him till the end of this month.

Anyone need a ticket (1) for Joe Satriani Ventura Cali show on New Years Eve? I just want what I paid for the ticket. Let me know if you are interested.

Greetings, Joe! My name is Antony. I am from Moscow. I want to tell, that till now I am under impression from your arrival and Mini-concert in Moscow. You promised to arrive to Moscow, but in the schedule of your performances I have not found Moscow. I know as all this difficultly, but very much it would be desirable to know: when you will arrive?

I wanted to ask: do you like sax music? It is very interesting to me, because I the saxophonist.

Okay...

Since more people have mentioned this (AGAIN, hehe)...I'll go ahead and throw a quick web page together with photos of everyone here, as well as links to their music and stuff like that.

I sorta started doing something like this about six months ago, but I didn't get very far with it.

Send me an email at this address (if you already know my AOL address, don't use it...use my Gmail address here instead). Include the following:

- T2J username
- Name (first and / or last)
- Location (City, State if in US, or City, Country if elsewhere)
- links to your IUMA page, or other music page, or your band's website, etc.
- a photo (individual pictures would be fine, but it would be cool to have a lot of pictures of T2Jers with other T2Jers, or T2Jers with Joe)

Hi everyone... I apologize for my horrendous grammar in my post yesterday. I read it again last night and it was just ugly...haha. I guess that's what I get for posting right before I leave... ;-)

The concert was awesome. Led Zepagain played Immigrant Song, Nobody's Fault But Mine, Over The Hills And Far Away, all of Led Zeppelin IV, The Song Remains The Same, and Kashmir.

Which One's Pink? played all of The Wall, something from Animals (I knew the song but don't know the name because I don't have the album), Money, Time, Brain Damage, and Eclipse.

Meanwhile, I have another one for you...Chris Robinson's vocals throughout The Black Crowes' She Talks To Angels.

I don't know if Kalodner worked on either of those...I don't think he was involved with Joe so early in his career. I think he worked on CP and / or EOC. All of my album liner notes are back at home, though...so I don't know for sure. ;-)

Yes there is. It's because the original Thanksgiving feast took place in the 1600s. Native Americans were screwed over later on, but that has nothing to do with the original Thanksgiving.

"People who tell me "but it's the day when you give thanks" seem to forget that we have a day dedicated to the exact same thing around 1 month later- that day is called Christmas."

...? I've never heard of Christmas being a day to give thanks to each other in the way that we do on Thanksgiving.

"What it is is a way of telling the people around you that you care about them and that you love them, which is another way of giving thanks for them being in your lives."

I think that's a stretch. If anything, for some people it's "let me buy you a gift to show you how much you mean to me" and not "thanks for being a part of my life".

"Christmas originated from the mistaken belief that it's to "celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.""

Christmas originated from the mistaken belief that Christmas is to celebrate the birth of Jesus? That sentence makes no sense whatsoever. If it originated as a way to celebrate the birth of Jesus, how can it be a mistaken belief?

"How many of you have done this, or would even contemplate doing it? If not, then "celebrating" Thanksgiving is a hypocritical act for you."

I'm a hypocrite because I haven't apologized to people even though I personally have not harmed them or treated them differently based on their race? I couldn't disagree more. Yeah, they have gone through a lot of crap, but that by no means makes me a hypocrite.

I think I see what you're trying to say about Thanksgiving and Christmas, but none of your points are really related to each other...so they don't make much sense.

"I have been on this site longer than [DamIMissNamm]."

While trying to rationalize your behavior here in the past, you said several times that it does not matter how many posts you have or how long you have been a member of this site. Why does it matter now?

I believe you are thinking of Song 2, by Blur.

Namm Man, sorry I don't really get you....I never said anything about hunting in the US being illegal?! I'm talking about here. You guys don't do foxhunting in the US, cause you play with guns. I didn't say anything against you and your old man going out shooting every thanksgiving....it's nothing to do with me, and I'd much rather hear that you guys are going out shooting, and not going out baiting and tearing helpless animals apart. At least you're not cruel about it!

Regards a mugshots page, it looks like Austin has taken care of that one...

Regards baby foxes, yeah man, they're fucking adorable! I saw one once at dusk, in the woods up the hill from my home, late summer time. It was so cute and all kinda fuzzy round the edges....haha, it was like he was in soft focus. Poor little bastard is probably dead now...

Regards getting music up on the net - firstly it needs recording. My recording platform is computer-based rather than using loads of proper studio gear. So, I have a laptop with Cubase SX2 running on it, which I use to do most of the work. I have an external sound card connected to the laptop, which I record the guitar parts in through.

For any kind of decent recording you need a proper sound card designed specifically for sound/digital sound recording, so that's what I got! Actually, my mum kindly got it for me last tuesday! So yeah, the guitar parts are recorded in through the sound card, then aranged, EQ'd and generally fiddled with in Cubase, to get rid of any unwanted noises. I then export the whole song, with all it's parts and effects and EQ and everything, as a .WAV file. That works out at CD-Audio quality, 10 meg-per-minute, so for a 5 minute song, you got a 50 meg file.

At this stage, I should run the file through another program called Wavelab, which I use to master it - it compresses all the sound in the song so that when you play it back through normal speakers and CD playing equipment, you can hear everything clearly and fully.

However, I didn't bother cause I just wanted to learn how to use my new soundcard at the moment!

Anyway, so you've got it in CD-Audio (WAV) format, but you need to get it on the net. To do that, means getting a small, free MP3 encoding program (there's loads of them about) to compress the song down to 1-meg-per-minute. Then you can upload it to a host like soundclick!