A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.

While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"

Cuthbert- thanks very much for the advice.

We have tried AdAware in the past, and currently do have SpyBot on the machine, plus AVG on there. Maybe the computer is just on its last legs?!? Think we need to buy a new one, but it's the cash at the moment...

Importance of walking

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!

Hey Joe !!!! how are you ??... everything is going alright with me ....Someone over in the chat room of vai. com told me u where asking for me ??? I know he is joking but i just wanted to double check on it .... if not then it is cool

Peace

zen - the grief me and my lil' primary school pals were exposed to was way way before Maggie came to power..

little by little... Shredz is getting there.... when it's done... believe me.. no one will be more relieved than me... lmao..

after that I'll hope to be knocking loads of new stuff out...

and I want the band to play a cover version of it...

Clarky, I do believe Sponge Bob Square Pants.com might have somthing....aaaaaaarrrrrrr mate!

climber - Your track sounds cool... This mix is better than the mix of the other song you posted recently...

Ah, Floyd-Spaced, not Fender-Spaced... Cool.

I just looked at Steve Morse's website, and it looks like The Dixie Dregs will be playing some California shows again this January. Woohoo... :-)

"I don't have that "Sects, Dregs and Rock 'n' Roll" -dvd by Steve Morse... someone (here, if I remember correct) told me it wouldn't be worth the money"

There are two versions of the DVD (I think). The first is the one that the band sold at their shows. It contained a full Dixie Dregs show, some acoustic Steve Morse stuff, an interview, an "instructional" guitar video, some Deep Purple footage and interviews, and some other stuff. This is the version I have...it's well worth the money.

The second version that is out there only has the full Dixie Dregs show. It has two audio tracks (5.1 and 2.0)...the first version only has a 5.1 track. The show is awesome...so it's still worth your money to buy this version. The first version is the best deal, though.

Clarkydelic, You've heard of XM Satellite Radio & Sirius Satellite Radio...yes...Opie & Anthony....Howard Stern?

My day job brings me to interesting places in Manhattan, and today...I went back to Sirius...very interesting & not stupid.

When you're ready with Shredz, I'd like to let you know some cool stuff that might aid in forwarding your cause!

DCK, I think Strongbad was eating those expensive ;-) brownies again.

Suzie, good luck with your puter problems. I'm no help with that sort of stuff. I'd say, talk nicely to it, and if that doesn't work, throw it out the window :) See, I'm no help...

Shouts to Mikey, Mari, Slan, Mick, SupaaDave, Jazz, Bahduh, Steven, Clarky, Benny, Oliver, Simon, Bob, JBlaze, civgeek, Loo Who, juju, Miguel, Alexandre, mowlie, Yoda, Marty, joke master, Adrian, Clint, Austin, Cyber Alien, MJK, Ethn, Phry D, Eva, Jelly, Mr Nick, JOE, and all the peeps I haven't said hello to in a day or so ~ HOLLA!

hi guys ,,,i am in...will post in a few hours time...too busy with my work at the moment...

steven,,,hi!!!

austin thank you bro....

michelle....hi!

steven________was a wonderful experience talking to yu again this sunday,,,looking forward to our next conversation....btw,,i was expecting a mail from yu bro',,,what happened,,,,i do not c 1 in my inbox,,,are u ok? mail back soon..cheers bro...prayers ...god bless,,,take care.

michelle)_________thank yu for the comments on the baby,,indeed it is still very tiny,,,,,,, but in three weeks it has put on an additional 1200 grams,,,,so in a few months it wont be tiny anymore...lol...................regards friend...god bless.

supaadave______thanks unknown friend,,,,,i appreciate it.........may god give yu and yur wife a wonderful baby on march 5th next.....my prayers are with yu ......

cheese101_______hello again.......thank yu for the kind words........i am honoured by yur comments about the baby,,,,btw ....i agree with yu , i do have a nice ,cute,small family,,,,no plans of enlarging it to more than two kids though....lol........

alexandre.......hello bro''''''''was up?i was wondering where yu disappeared in the last few days....yu just disappeared from the community.............hope yur' fine,,,,,take care bro' prayers always.

austin__________what can i say bro''''''u r the cool,,,,a one in a million kind of person,,,,proved that u r real samaritan again........thank u bro,,,i really appreciate yur effort and surely it wont go un noticed....prayers always ,,,god bless..take care.........THAN U once again......i wish baby jordan can thank u personally,,,however from my wife and myself,,,,,,,a heartiest thank yu to yu.,,,,btw,,u have mail.

hello... hope all is going well with everyone... things have been a bit crazy on this end... got a cold this weekend which was lots of fun when trying to finish a paper on nyquil :) had a bit of a problem with the electrical outlets in the kitchen yesterday so i decided to investigate and started playing around in the fuse box (probably not my smartest idea) decided there was a short somewhere so called the matinence staff to come fix it today... they assured me that they would be here between 8 and 12, they showed up at 2:30 changed a block of fuses and declared that all was fixed... tonight i go into the bedroom turn on a lamp and the light goes dimmer so i shut it off because i can hear zapping and crackling coming from the fuse box, open it up and see blue and orange sparks! lol... so i call back the matinence guys (its now 10:15pm) and the guy comes out tells me that he is just going to change something else around and that tomorrow they will come back to fix everything and possibly reaplace the whole box, but dont worry it SHOULD be fine for the night ( as he checks the smoke alarm on his way out the door) I swear an active imagination is not always a good thing.... now i will be picturing all the things that could happen :)

school is winding down so the mad dash for getting papers and research finished has just begun... getting excited about the iceland trip... found out my best friend just got engaged... and going to a candlight rememberence service type thingy for my grandpa tomorrow night....whew, caught up...

Hope all in Satchland are healthy happy and doing well....

Clarky

"does anyone know where I can get the tabs to theme music to Sponge Bob Square Pants??? "