Optical Studio: HAHA! I love Zenfish...he's one of the funniest french toast I've ever seen! How are you doing man?

And yes, DammMissNamM

The only pussy you could get is the neighbors rabid cat, oh yeah, and the Meta carpals on the end of your ulna and radius.  

You are a young punk with a poor attitude. Chicks don't dig you they hate you little ass. Keep fantasizing, some day you might get laid. As for your weak little bullshit with me, I will crush your punk ass any day of the week. Do me a favor, bring a couple of your anal sex buddies and I'll whip all your asses.

Maybe youve never seen what a twat looks like. I am not going to get into a discussion with your mid life crisis issues. What I dont understand is why you keep coming to T2J with an attempt to get a rise out of me. You posted that Anti-Liberal rant expecting a really harsh answer. I just ignored it and then you come back giving me shit about some of my comments (which were all directed towards humor and NO ONE other than you seemed to care). I have been on this site longer than you. How often do see the regulars going off on me? In fact I have several friends here that I feel very close to. Whom do you have here? You show up every now and then trying to piss someone off. If you dont get sarcasm, please fuck off. Dont come whining ever again. Instead of arguing, you started talking typical redneck shit like "I'll beat your ass." I am not surprised you are talking this kind of shit. Your first post was about some garbage like "Bring it on." Believe whatever you want to, but seriously get the fuck away if you want to come here and preach. I find your comments very condescending. If you dont like what I say, ignore it. I ignore several messages that I dont appreciate. Thats the way it goes. Is this too hard to understand?

What do you call DammMissNamm with two sheep under both his arms?
pimp.

Why did DammMissNamm go to the zoo?
To find a date.

Hello Satchland! I'm so dar behind I don't know where I am. Anyway I have a 4 day weekend to do a little catchup. I just read the post for the last day. (only 4 pages of posts)

Jazzzzzy: You are so funny! LMAO! I kinda agree with you on Thanksgiving and Christmas. It is a disgrace what we did to the indians. I'm ashamed of our ancestors for what they did. People should be thankful more than one day a year. I am but I think many are not. I know I am not as grateful and giving as I could be. I keep trying though. Try and have a nice holiday anyway. I look forward to hearing about it. hehe! ;-))

Michelle: Hey sister! How are U? Let me know how things went with the Dr. My Dr just called and said the biopsy was negative. I stll have to go for the ultra sound yet. I think it will be negative. My sciatic is killing me!! I went to the chiro last week but I'll be back tomorrrow. The next day I had a pt pull on me real hard to get himself off the table, that was not good for my back. 10 mins in the car and my butt hurts. Can't have that!!!! I got photos back from the Beacon and the Keswick! Some really awesome shots if i do say so!!!!

Opticalstudio: Hi Steven!! how's the new place coming along? Thanks again for your beautiful cards. I love them! You always know when I need a smile. ;-)) I hope you are feeling well.

Alexandre: How's Portugal? Still warm? How are you? Thanks so very much for everything! you made my day. I like Goncalo with his hair long, but he looks handsome with it short too. How did Blister show go? Have a great week! kisses ~~ Sea Eyes~~~

I had to split this up cause I didn't want to lose it. Hey I'm at 350!

Do The Stu: I'll keep you posted. Jeff will be calling me with the details. He's also going to let me know about anything else going on. Hopefully I'll get to go to some kuul parties! I told him about Steve Morse in case he (and EJ) want to go. I'll have a car hopefully a new mustang like last time I was in San Fran......road trip!! ;-))

962: Hey Simon! How are you? I missed Los Loney Boys but I'm going to see KWS on my Bday. I'm not crazy about the new album but I've only listened to it twice. There's 3 songs that I really like. I don't really care for his vocals. The lyrics are weak on some songs. I need to listen to it more. I'll let you know.

Jazzy: I'm going to see Godsmack in 3 weeks. They are doing an acoustic show. Should be great!

I have some really awesome photos from The Beacon and The Keswick shows to send to the webmaster. He still hasn't posted the photos from Jones Beach 8/15/04 that I sent in on Sept 11 hopefully they will be there soon. I won't get these to him till the end of this month.

Anyone need a ticket (1) for Joe Satriani Ventura Cali show on New Years Eve? I just want what I paid for the ticket. Let me know if you are interested.

Greetings, Joe! My name is Antony. I am from Moscow. I want to tell, that till now I am under impression from your arrival and Mini-concert in Moscow. You promised to arrive to Moscow, but in the schedule of your performances I have not found Moscow. I know as all this difficultly, but very much it would be desirable to know: when you will arrive?

I wanted to ask: do you like sax music? It is very interesting to me, because I the saxophonist.

Okay...

Since more people have mentioned this (AGAIN, hehe)...I'll go ahead and throw a quick web page together with photos of everyone here, as well as links to their music and stuff like that.

I sorta started doing something like this about six months ago, but I didn't get very far with it.

Send me an email at this address (if you already know my AOL address, don't use it...use my Gmail address here instead). Include the following:

- T2J username
- Name (first and / or last)
- Location (City, State if in US, or City, Country if elsewhere)
- links to your IUMA page, or other music page, or your band's website, etc.
- a photo (individual pictures would be fine, but it would be cool to have a lot of pictures of T2Jers with other T2Jers, or T2Jers with Joe)

Hi everyone... I apologize for my horrendous grammar in my post yesterday. I read it again last night and it was just ugly...haha. I guess that's what I get for posting right before I leave... ;-)

The concert was awesome. Led Zepagain played Immigrant Song, Nobody's Fault But Mine, Over The Hills And Far Away, all of Led Zeppelin IV, The Song Remains The Same, and Kashmir.

Which One's Pink? played all of The Wall, something from Animals (I knew the song but don't know the name because I don't have the album), Money, Time, Brain Damage, and Eclipse.

Meanwhile, I have another one for you...Chris Robinson's vocals throughout The Black Crowes' She Talks To Angels.

I don't know if Kalodner worked on either of those...I don't think he was involved with Joe so early in his career. I think he worked on CP and / or EOC. All of my album liner notes are back at home, though...so I don't know for sure. ;-)

Yes there is. It's because the original Thanksgiving feast took place in the 1600s. Native Americans were screwed over later on, but that has nothing to do with the original Thanksgiving.

"People who tell me "but it's the day when you give thanks" seem to forget that we have a day dedicated to the exact same thing around 1 month later- that day is called Christmas."

...? I've never heard of Christmas being a day to give thanks to each other in the way that we do on Thanksgiving.

"What it is is a way of telling the people around you that you care about them and that you love them, which is another way of giving thanks for them being in your lives."

I think that's a stretch. If anything, for some people it's "let me buy you a gift to show you how much you mean to me" and not "thanks for being a part of my life".

"Christmas originated from the mistaken belief that it's to "celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.""

Christmas originated from the mistaken belief that Christmas is to celebrate the birth of Jesus? That sentence makes no sense whatsoever. If it originated as a way to celebrate the birth of Jesus, how can it be a mistaken belief?

"How many of you have done this, or would even contemplate doing it? If not, then "celebrating" Thanksgiving is a hypocritical act for you."

I'm a hypocrite because I haven't apologized to people even though I personally have not harmed them or treated them differently based on their race? I couldn't disagree more. Yeah, they have gone through a lot of crap, but that by no means makes me a hypocrite.

I think I see what you're trying to say about Thanksgiving and Christmas, but none of your points are really related to each other...so they don't make much sense.

"I have been on this site longer than [DamIMissNamm]."

While trying to rationalize your behavior here in the past, you said several times that it does not matter how many posts you have or how long you have been a member of this site. Why does it matter now?

I believe you are thinking of Song 2, by Blur.

Namm Man, sorry I don't really get you....I never said anything about hunting in the US being illegal?! I'm talking about here. You guys don't do foxhunting in the US, cause you play with guns. I didn't say anything against you and your old man going out shooting every thanksgiving....it's nothing to do with me, and I'd much rather hear that you guys are going out shooting, and not going out baiting and tearing helpless animals apart. At least you're not cruel about it!

Regards a mugshots page, it looks like Austin has taken care of that one...

Regards baby foxes, yeah man, they're fucking adorable! I saw one once at dusk, in the woods up the hill from my home, late summer time. It was so cute and all kinda fuzzy round the edges....haha, it was like he was in soft focus. Poor little bastard is probably dead now...

Regards getting music up on the net - firstly it needs recording. My recording platform is computer-based rather than using loads of proper studio gear. So, I have a laptop with Cubase SX2 running on it, which I use to do most of the work. I have an external sound card connected to the laptop, which I record the guitar parts in through.

For any kind of decent recording you need a proper sound card designed specifically for sound/digital sound recording, so that's what I got! Actually, my mum kindly got it for me last tuesday! So yeah, the guitar parts are recorded in through the sound card, then aranged, EQ'd and generally fiddled with in Cubase, to get rid of any unwanted noises. I then export the whole song, with all it's parts and effects and EQ and everything, as a .WAV file. That works out at CD-Audio quality, 10 meg-per-minute, so for a 5 minute song, you got a 50 meg file.

At this stage, I should run the file through another program called Wavelab, which I use to master it - it compresses all the sound in the song so that when you play it back through normal speakers and CD playing equipment, you can hear everything clearly and fully.

However, I didn't bother cause I just wanted to learn how to use my new soundcard at the moment!

Anyway, so you've got it in CD-Audio (WAV) format, but you need to get it on the net. To do that, means getting a small, free MP3 encoding program (there's loads of them about) to compress the song down to 1-meg-per-minute. Then you can upload it to a host like soundclick!

TheBob, hey man, thanks loads for checkin out those tunes, and thanks for your kind words! I'm glad you liked it. Yeah sometimes the lead guitar, especially on the solo section, goes missing.....I think it's cause, for the beginning part of the solo, the lead guitar tone is very similar to the rhythm guitar tone! Oops! hehe. It all could use some serious EQing, but it does the trick I suppose!

link below

"Song about Vodka".....hmm, there's an idea!

While trying to rationalize your behavior here in the past, you said several times that it does not matter how many posts you have or how long you have been a member of this site. Why does it matter now?

Do the stu:

962..

No problem man. Fox hunting sucks. Fair sport is fair sport. If I want to shoot an animal just to shoot it, I will shoot it with a camera.

Jazz Dick.

You are a shallow immature cocksucker. You feel at ease teasing and belittling anyone who doesn’t agree with you, but you can’t take it when someone gives it back to you.

Fuck you and how long you have been here. You take peoples comments out of context and respond with a juvenile wit. You are a boy not a man, and don't tell me what to do. Some day your mouth is going to write a check your ass can not cash. This is no place to comment about your fantasized love life, go chat with the other pedophiles online.

Zachary!!! You're back! I will surely buy one of your piece pipes!

Austin, that would be great.

You are a shallow immature cocksucker. You feel at ease teasing and belittling anyone who doesn’t agree with you, but you can’t take it when someone gives it back to you.  

Fuck you and how long you have been here. You take peoples comments out of context and respond with a juvenile wit. You are a boy not a man, and don't tell me what to do. Some day your mouth is going to write a check your ass can not cash. This is no place to comment about your fantasized love life, go chat with the other pedophiles online.

dAMM mISS nAMM

Awww, look who got pissed off again! Looks like baldy aint getting no pussy!!!! My sex life is even greater than Gene Simmons. I had been offered a place on Tongue mag but I declined...I was too busy screwing some hot ass playboy chix ;-) I cannot take back what is thrown at me?? LOL!!! Looks like someone's got a temper problem....

Juvenile Wit....I dont see any maturity from you so why should I treat you like Pamela Anderson? (she likes my pole too!). Who said I am a man? Am I not Jazzy Boy still?

People like you are an asset to the world. You know why? Cause chicks would rather pick me than go to a loser like you!!! LMFAO!!!

MariMarSRV! Whats up! Godsmack acoustic!!! Lucky lucky you!!! Well, you are a great person and you dont have to apologize to anyone!!! The thoughts on thanksgiving have deterioted heavily because of my stupid extended family. My cousins are all nutcases lol! I never felt a sense of togetherness during any of those big festivals. But you have a great thanksgiving and remember, the day after Thanksgiving is Buy Nothing Day!!! God Bless you!!!

Discourage American Consumerism!!!

jazzy....you smell really bad!! have you been bathing? come on man thats sick!

Optical Studio: Thanks so much bro!!! At least you're there!!

Hi all,

Cant stay on for long as I have to get some sleep. Whats been going on as I have been gigging loads lately so I havent been able to check in in the last week or so.

J Waaaaaaaahhh zzzzy

"People like you are an asset to the world. You know why? Cause chicks would rather pick me than go to a loser like you!!! LMFAO!!!"

Stop hanging out at the day care center,you are going to get caught.

Mid life crisis? My nuts are empty and my bank account is full.

A little liberal butt plug like you couldn't get laid if he crawled up a chickens ass. So why don't you quit posting that bravado and go drop another heat seeking moisture missle in your favorite issue of "plump young turkish boys" magazine.

Be quiet or mommy might catch you RED HANDED!