Thank you all for the happy birthday wishes. Been working long hours lately, been lurking around though.

pp0..... I tried out the JSX head Thru a XXX cab., and a 5150 cab. The 5150 is the way to go in my opinion. I plan on getting two of the heads and two 5150 B-cabs. after Christmas.

Cuthbert......I find it hard to understand how the left are for killing the only true innocents (pre-birth persons), but hate the fact that there is a death penalty for the guilty (murderers). IMHO someone somewhere sat down and thought of a anti-god philosophy where all things are taught and believed in a complete 180 absolute reversal to GOD’S word, as with the example above. Others I have concluded are:

1. Evolution, to contradict creation. Evolution’s basic belief is all life specifically man, evolved over millions of years from the lowest life form. Creation teaches the exact opposite. Biblical creation teaches that man was created, on the sixth day, in the image of the highest life form, GOD, around 6,000 years ago. These are exact absolute opposites in ideological thinking. Someone had to have an exact opposite alternative to the word of GOD. What is the exact opposite of being created in the image of the highest life form? Answer, evolving from the lowest life form. Think about it!!!

2. In the scope of evolution it is believed that everything came into being in an event called the Big Bang. It is, or was the theory of the time on how all things came to be. Now the bible has always taught that everything will end with a Big Bang. Revelation and in 2nd Peter teaches that GOD destroys all things with enough heat to melt the elements. As with the creation of atomic and nuclear energies, we now know elements will melt. It takes the energy release of either a fission or fusion reaction to do this, in other words everything goes BANG. HE then creates all anew. Here again an exact absolute opposite.

It makes me wonder how the father of most of the left philosophies, Mr. Marx, and the father of evolution, Mr. Darwin, were both known members of Free Masonry. One of those things that makes me go HUMMMM.

Just MHO

Anybody, do you know about "Anthrax"'s production?

I've known the band's name for ages, but until yesterday I haven't had any of their albums. Now I have: "Volume 8 - The Threat Is Real" (-98) -> if I had longer hair (I've got a flat top), it would be moving quite a bit while listening this! (although it wasn't so ruff that I expected -> stupid me!...judging a band by it's name) ...and this one has also a hidden song after the 'last' tune. Strange, thinks me, but the ballad-like song itself is simply beautiful...goosebumps...

If anyone knows more about their music, please recommend me some of their best ones.

GGG - Whilst I totally disbelieve the theory of Evolution, it is clear that either yu have some numbers mixed up or that you have been wildly misinformed somewhere along the line:

"Biblical creation teaches that man was created, on the sixth day, in the image of the highest life form, GOD, around 6,000 years ago."

How then do you explain the proven existence of creatures roaming the Earth over 60 million years ago, and the discovery of remains thereof? I'm referring to Dinosaurs. I've always found it very strange how there is absolutely no mention of them in the Bible, perticularly because they obviously had a great impact on the planet. Not leats because no-one really knows quite how they suddenly all became extinct...

Don't get me wrong here - I'm not trying to squash your beliefs; I'm just trying to find out what your thoughts are on this subject as I've often pondered it myself, and I know others have.

Go Goo Goo Dolls Go Go Girls God zilla God smack Godin Guitars Google Goal Godchild Goddess Godfather Godspeed Godforsaken Godawful Godless

Stevee T

For God's sake

TRY DECAF.

Just in case you're interested, I have two album recommndations:

'Deep Into It' - Larry Carlton

'Bump' - John Scofield

Buy them now.

DamlMissNamm,

GodDamn it! lol

Only, just started my 2nd cup!

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MasterYoda,

Dear Joe,

I do not know if you are informed about a concert proposal from Turkey. As far as I have been informed that you were interested. This is International Ankara Music Festival and i m the guy who applied for this that works as an event manager of the festival and a big fan of yours since i have heard your name on the market years ago...

We really would like to see you here in Ankara,capital city of Turkey. I hope my wish would come true.. God bless....

Oh man... I was just watching that Satriani-Timmons video-clip (if you don't have it, you can find it from Austin's (DoTheStu) page o' stuff) once again and I'm just as taken with it as every time I see it ! ! ! ! ! (they're playing "house full of bullets" from Joe's "crystal planet")

Joe: if (when) you take Andy with you and Steve on a G3-tour, please...please, make it happen in Europe, too. You don't even have to come here in Finland (which doesn't mean that you're not welcome...I'm sure you still remember what kind of atmosphere there was in Helsinki in the 18th of June this year!), but even if it would take place anywhere in Europe, I'd be there for sure!

What if Bush gave this speech . . .

My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since the Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within thirty days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict.

This list is short: The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are just a few of the countries listed who stood shoulder to shoulder.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on "List Two" ceases immediately and indefinitely! The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraq war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call: China, France, Germany, Russia, etc.!

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.

On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try: China, France, or maybe Germany.

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority: Yo, boys! Work out a peace deal now! Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia.

Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest "chop shops" in the world. I love New York!

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on "List 2." Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment! I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -- starting now! We are tired of the one-way highway.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them be saying, "Damn Right!"

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America.

To the nations on "List 1," a final thought. Thanks guys! We owe you and we won't forget. To the nations on "List 2," a final thought. "Haste Lavita Baby!" God Bless America. Thank You and Good Night.

Got this one as well this morning . . .

We at Carnival Cruise Lines: didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush were to be re-elected President.

With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner, Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.

You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a ! Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.

Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept somewhere below decks away from the media.

Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl",

Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen, John Kerry will be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in pulling people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to go) He is advocating the ellimination of the game "shuffleboard" in favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip flops as you will need them! while playing.

Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and! Director of Emergency Procedures

Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.

If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

Zenfish,