Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.
She then asked if she could help the gentleman.
The man said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and sever embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it."
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership of the shop, a company car, and $3,000 a month living expenses."
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Wed Nov 17 '04 5:33:35 am
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stifmeister
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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whats up!, joe.... look man im just starting to know about you. I recently bought the anthology and may i say that you are the greatest guitarris i've ever heard. if my english is not well please excuse me Im a puertorrican!!
Since i bought my guitar i wanted to play a different type of music i wanted to join JAZZ, BLUES,ROCK n' ROLL, and contemporany sh!@, and guess what???......... you became now a big influence on me. IM trying so hard and I am learning from myself I buy books and stuff. I just want to be a cool guitarrist that know how to make his guitar talk.I know you have too many fans but if someday you could give me an advice i'll really appreciate it. MY e mail address is:
idwes2003@yahoo.com
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Wed Nov 17 '04 5:38:26 am
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Donkey Hotay
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Wow, I just finished watching the new DVD release of Gary Moore Live at Montreaux 1990/1997. The version of "The Messiah Will Come Again" from 1990 is simply staggering. The inclusion of that song alone makes this set better overall than the 1990 video release of the Midnight Blues Band. Gary looks cool in the 1997 songs....
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Wed Nov 17 '04 6:05:09 am
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Bota
Aleksandar Botic gornji milanovac, Serbia and Montenegro Serbia Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Hi Joe,
I am from Serbia and I just want tell you that your music is one of the best things on this planet and I want tell you that you have fans in Serbia and we all want to see you in ours country,will you come to us!???????
This is my first message to you and I hope you will answer to me,tha is all for first time!!!????
All the best from Bota and we are waiting for you concert in Serbia,bye!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wed Nov 17 '04 7:58:02 am
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Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III Costa Mesa, CA United States Plays: Bass (25 years)
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hughrocko - Joe's been busy lately...I bet we'll hear something from him soon.
Bota - Hi...welcome to the site. :-)
...Austin...
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Wed Nov 17 '04 9:48:44 am
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DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips King Of Monsters Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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Do The Stu Yeah I think that the song I was talking about was the one you said it was, it with "Silent Night"...I couldn't quite put my finger on where it was from at first but after you mentioned it I listened through and sure enough it was...ta, I can now sleep again at night :-)
Delfino
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Wed Nov 17 '04 10:34:29 am
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Steven Wilde
ShredZone, CaliFunia USA Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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SUZIE2000- Thank You for the compliment on My site! It will hopefully improve and I can do more(Pictures and bio's) I am glad You liked the song! I am working real hard to get a good tone out of My guitar's! And do My best! I really appreciate the kind words! They mean a lot!...Hope all is really well with You and We will do a song together in the near future!!! Take Care................ZENFISH- How Are things with You and The band? Look forward to hearing You guys!...Keep up the beautiful Music and drive, and Determenation!...........................CLARKY- You Bet! Randell(atn) Says most defenlitely keep up the great work! And I will make sure Buzzy Linhart and His friends hear "shreddz" When You have it avaiable!.................................DELFINO- Hey, How is the guitar project going? Is it complete Yet? Hope things are fine! We got another video game "rebel strike 3" It's coopertive play it is really FUN! ...........................................BAUDUH- ATn(Randell) is doing fine, really busy with School!
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Wed Nov 17 '04 10:37:01 am
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Stevee T
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Jazzzzzzzy,
If you think I'm a post whore now, wait till my new Website...
www.stevetrott.com
& my new CD
Stephen Trott - ECLECTIVITY
is finished in a week, or two!
THEN YOU'LL SEE A POST WHORE
ROTFLMAO
Peace, Love & Happiness
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Wed Nov 17 '04 10:37:44 am
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pp0
ken laureano peterborough, ontario CANADA Plays: Guitar (26 years)
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pp0 here guys did you guys see the guitar one mag. just came out. 10 worst tons of all time and satrianis is on the list. i dont like it when i see things like that it drives me crazy people that dont have a clue what there talking about lets e mail guitaone and give it to them. i know u might think its not worth it but he is are man and the last issu satriani was on the list for the shitest solos and the song there were talking about was crying. i all most cryed when i saw the list it gets me mad it should be aganist the law to say things about satriani that dont make sense.
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Wed Nov 17 '04 10:40:13 am
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Stevee T
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Mister Joe Satriani,
Hope all is well with you & your's!
Question 1:
Any chance of a reissue of the JS10th Anniversary Chromeboy?
Question 2:
Why did you leave our sultry native Long Island, NY for Japan, then San Fran? The weather & the music scene?
Love, Peace & Happiness
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Wed Nov 17 '04 10:49:18 am
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blast01
wahab blast oran, oran algeria Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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hi guys , hi joe im blast my real name is wahab , im algerien (from algeria situated in the north west of africa) , im your best fan , and i really wanna talk 2u ( i hope so) . thats all.
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Wed Nov 17 '04 11:01:26 am
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blast01
wahab blast oran, oran algeria Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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yes really i little fan , but waths wrong with u , am new here and i dont know everything about whats giong on here and i dont know everything about joue as u said , so if u wanna give le some information im ready
but dont be nervous
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Wed Nov 17 '04 11:21:24 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Texas Officials Wary of Plan to Hunt by Internet
HOUSTON (Reuters) - Hunters soon may be able to sit at their computers and blast away at animals on a Texas ranch via the Internet, a prospect that has state wildlife officials up in arms.
A controversial Web site, http://www.live-shot.com, already offers target practice with a .22 caliber rifle and could soon let hunters shoot at deer, antelope and wild pigs, site creator John Underwood said on Tuesday.
Texas officials are not quite sure what to make of Underwood's Web site, but may tweak existing laws to make sure Internet hunting does not get out of hand.
"This is the first one I've seen," said Texas Parks and Wildlife Department wildlife director Mike Berger. "The current state statutes don't cover this sort of thing."
Underwood, an estimator for a San Antonio, Texas auto body shop, has invested $10,000 to build a platform for a rifle and camera that can be remotely aimed on his 330-acre (133-hectare) southwest Texas ranch by anyone on the Internet anywhere in the world.
The idea came last year while viewing another Web site on which cameras posted in the wild are used to snap photos of animals.
"We were looking at a beautiful white-tail buck and my friend said 'If you just had a gun for that.' A little light bulb went off in my head," he said.
Internet hunting could be popular with disabled hunters unable to get out in the woods or distant hunters who cannot afford a trip to Texas, Underwood said.
Berger said state law only covers "regulated animals" such as native deer and birds and cannot prevent Underwood from offering Internet hunts of "unregulated" animals such as non-native deer that many ranchers have imported and wild pigs.
He has proposed a rule that will come up for public discussion in January that anyone hunting animals covered by state law must be physically on site when they shoot.
Berger expressed reservations about remote control hunting, but noted that humans have always adopted new technologies to hunt.
"First it was rocks and clubs, then we sharpened it and put it on a stick. Then there was the bow and arrow, black powder, smokeless power and optics," Berger said. "Maybe this is the next technological step out there."
Underwood, 39, said he will offer animal hunting as soon as he gets a fast Internet connection to his remote ranch that will enable hunters to aim the rifle quickly at passing animals.
He said an attendant would retrieve shot animals for the shooters, who could have the heads preserved by a taxidermist. They could also have the meat processed and shipped home, or donated to animal orphanages.
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Wed Nov 17 '04 11:30:48 am
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