steven________thanks for the mails,two at a time,,,,hmm,,,,i enjoyed them both...covering up for lost time,right.hope yu would like the song..it is very soft and melodious,,,very un dt like,,,no doubt the guitar work is great but dt rarely plays instrumental.anyway hope u like it.btw...yu have mail.....it rained here yesterday,,,,so cold,,,words can't describe how much?prayers and god bless..love and regards to yur folks...i will convey yur message to my family...mail back soon.

austin______i am waiting to hear from yu,,,i dont know if yu like the instrumental piece or not,,,as for me anything by dt is never a problem,,i always appreciate it.looking forward to yur mail and review.......please read my last two/three mails b4 mailing back,,there r certain questions u haven't answered.take care..god bless

lucy sorets________thanks for the much needed info.do yu follow football....what is this racist thing going on in spain....the friendly between england and spain was marred ny racist chants thru out the game..........are most spanish people racist or what?u r right about golf...it is not one of my favs also.....is too boring 4 me too.footbal,tennis,cricket and wwe are my favs.........no doubt wwe is fake but i love the stunt work done by them.

artanis_____aussies ruled day one..however while coming to work,i saw australia struggling at 18/1...hayden gone.....oram played a blinder........he really got into kasper who bowled so well till then,,,,,,,,,,,good contest ahead...india vs s africa tomorrow,,,,,,,,,,,,keen contest awaits us........india to win 2-0.

michelle_________hi to yu....how r yu?..........this side everything is ok>.regards.

Master Yoda - I don't know why I didn't think of this a few days ago when you asked, but...

I listened to the Spin Doctors' Pocket Full Of Kryptonite earlier tonight, and I came across something. From the song "What Time Is It?":

What time is it?
Four thirty
It’s not late, naw, naw,
Just early, early, early

So, there ya go... I guess the answer to your question is 4:30 am... If the Spin Doctors said it, then it MUST be true. ;-)

bahduh - LOL. You have to wait a few minutes so my email can travel halfway around the world. ;-)

Yes, I liked the song a lot. It sounds so different from anything else I've ever heard from Dream Theater...very cool.

Mr Nick, you live 45 minutes away from Donnington? nice! Do you ever go check out any of the races there? don't tell me it's not your kind of thing.....I'd love to live that close to a decent circuit! hehe

I was a little disappointed at how little time you get to spend on earth, but the final missions are good. The special features are okay, tho it would have been nice to have just a little bit about Vai in there, like, why did they choose him for the guitar part?!

I'm very pleased to see that parliamant bit back. Fox hunting should have been banned along with public Hanging and drowning the witch, but it's been kept going just cause a few toffs (rich, upper class posh people) like to do it cause it's a jolly good sport.

fucking twats. I despise fox hunting. It's barbaric and pointless. I can understand controlling fox populations like they do with deer, but that can be done with a rifle.

I also get really annoyed by the damn countryside alliance. They make out that they're "the voice of the countryside". I live in the country and disagree with most of the things they stand for.

howdy everyone-- just a quickie update (more official announcement to come later), but i know you regular t2j-folks would want to know asap.

1- announcing the triumphant return of joe to down under! yup, after many years away, joe is going to be doing a series of shows in new zealand and australia in march of 2005. dates listed on the site now!

Woooo Whooooooo. New Tour Dates!

Santariani Claus is comin to town!!!!!!

Webmaster....when will Joe drop us a simple post?

962..let me see...i've seen the british touring cars twice and the german touring cars once at donington, i work at a go-kart track, i have a ferrari jacket, i have model cars (yes i admit it)...hmm..motorsport..not really my thing eh? ;) :P

steve t...i'd like to own a honda s2000, you got one for free for me?

Mr Nick, Actually, the Honda S2000 is relatively cheap ($25,000 used) compared to a Porsche 928S...I picked one up 2 years ago for about $2300.00 & threw tons of cash into it to try to restore it. It was a Euro model with this psychedelic pattern on the seats. I had to marry my mechanic!

The Honda payment would have been cheaper!

But, if I find one for free...I'll send it Fed Ex to ya!

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Joe is going to New Zealand and Australia!!!!!

That makes me so happy!! Congrats to all the fans who've waited so long!

Bahduh, I am good. I just found out yesterday that I won't be needing nose surgery for my sinus problem. That's great news. I get lots of headaches and stuff. I have to try the meds she recommended, and hopefully they will work and things will improve.

civgeek, fox hunting is barbaric. Anybody that gets their jollies by doing it needs therapy, and lots of it.

Simon, "400,000 people marched cause 8,000 people may be out of jobs?" I wonder how many of those people would march for a REAL issue - like a cure for cancer or aids?

ugh, I have a couple of roofer guys right outside my windows. They're doing something next door, and have been there all week. I feel like I have peeping Toms all up in my bidness.

suzie2000

Now that makes more sense - safety first - why you do not work when it snows.

Our kids around here come by full size bus, walk or their parents drop them off.

Do The Stu

Exactly - stand back when an elephant has an upset stomach.

Russell Carpenter......are you saying that Joe's music would make good backround music for porno movies? lol....honestly though, I'd probably quit watching the movie and go play my guitar instead of with myself....LMAO !!

Jazzy.....try putting on some pants before you head out into the great outdoors....lol....freakin' funny dude ! There's nothing worse than a frozen "Shmekela"

Have a great day everyone !!!!

RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS FOUND THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON THE DAYS THAT STARTED WITH THE LETTER "T". EXAMPLES OF THOSE DAYS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

TUESDAY

THURSDAY

TODAY

TOMORROW

THANKSGIVING

THATURDAY

THUNDAY

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A RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED ALSO TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. HERE ARE THE SURVEY RESULTS:

5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER 12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM 83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50?

NUDITY

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND A WIFE?

ABOUT 45 LBS.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUSBAND?

ABOUT 45 MINUTES

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A NORTHERN ZOO?

A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE CAGE, ALONG WITH A RECIPE.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE AND A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE?