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henrydes
jean-baptiste roquefere
bordeaux, france

Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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firstly, sorry for my bad english, im french. i want to know why did the audience still shout at stue hamm ? i dont htink that he's so bad. and, finally, i want to know what is cheaper between buying a js100 in japan, or in usa. see u later jb
Mon Nov 22 '04 8:07:56 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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DMN, oh honey, believe me, I've been ignoring a LOT on here the last few weeks, and I mean a LOT. I didn't say you were worse than anyone else. It's just becoming very tiring to log on and see a constant barage of insults going back and forth. I've had my battles on here, but I cut them short now by agreeing to disagree, biting my tongue, skipping over posts, and KNOWING it's not worth all the energy it takes up. Honestly, I think you would tell me to drop it if you had to read an ongoing battle I was having with someone, and it wouldn't be the first time someone said it to me. People piss us off every day, but we don't walk up to them and say the things that are said here. The internet has made it easy and "safe" to get as nasty as we wanna be. Did the stupid pictures and immature jokes REALLY ruin you day? YOU are the one that clicked on Jazzy's link. If you know how Jazzy is, they why would you bother to see what the picture was - so if it wasn't something you liked you could flame him. It's true and you know it. I've done it myself in the past. Now, if it's a post from someone I don't like, I skip the whole damn thing. I don't care what the link is, and I don't care what that person is saying. It's that simple. Believe me, I've come a long way in my posting on this forum. People who have been here for a few years can hopefully agree with me (hopefully). It's just silly to let it go on for so long. I'm not being holier than thou. I'm speaking from experience. Been there, done that, don't want to do it again. That don't mean I won't have an outburst once in a while, but I won't let it go on for days on end.

Mon Nov 22 '04 8:18:43 am Set this message as last read

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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slansh - I got the package... nice one thanx....
I'm 1/3 the way through recording a track right now....
when it's done.. I'll do your thing before I move into my next song....

question.... who is "yours across the pond"??... I don't understand...

Mon Nov 22 '04 8:20:18 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Clarky, shhhh, you're ignoring yourself, remember?

lmao!

Mon Nov 22 '04 8:23:42 am Set this message as last read

ILoveThailand

Plays: Other
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^^^ Accurate.
Mon Nov 22 '04 8:24:48 am Set this message as last read

ILoveThailand

Plays: Other
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This is like a reality show!!!

Stick people with different opinions and bingo!

This should be called the "Get down and Dirty with Joe"

What we all do is fight, fight, fight....till the webmaster goes "You're fired" "You're fired" "You're fired"

The winner gets to hang out with Joe and ultimately gets to Talk to Joe.

"If it smells, it sells!"

Mon Nov 22 '04 8:29:47 am Set this message as last read

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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michelle - an old mate of mine called Lee has a brother called Dean....

the phone would ring.. I'd answer it... "Is Lee there?.. can you get him for me..?"

I'd pass the phone to Lee....

and this is what I'd hear..

"hello.................... Hello????... who's there?... is that you Dean?.... what have I done this time???.... right... so you're ignoring me are you???..... Dean... I know it's you.... ok... I'm going now... "

then Dean would call back and ignore him some more.... lmao...
funny as fuck...

Mon Nov 22 '04 8:38:32 am Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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^^^LMAO

Usually if that happens to me, like if someone is prank-calling me I just put the phone down but don't end the call...so then their phone bill is gonna be as a long as my.................arm

Delfino
Mon Nov 22 '04 8:41:18 am Set this message as last read

Namm Man

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michelle

"It's just becoming very tiring to log on and see a constant barage of insults going back and forth. I've had my battles on here, but I cut them short now by agreeing to disagree,"

I have disagreed with cuthbert.... 962..... and others in a mature integellent way.

"People piss us off every day, but we don't walk up to them and say the things that are said here. The internet has made it easy and "safe" to get as nasty as we wanna be."

You’re right Jazzzzy feels safe to insult people and talk about his dick all the time. I doubt he would do that on the street. I know he wouldn’t do it to me, at least not more than once.

"Did the stupid pictures and immature jokes REALLY ruin you day? YOU are the one that clicked on Jazzy's link. If you know how Jazzy is, they why would you bother to see what the picture was - so if it wasn't something you liked you could flame him. It's true and you know it."

No they didn’t. I fired back at him and he couldn’t take it. That’s when the defecation came in contact with the rotary oscillator. I have had enough of his crap, so I told him. First in a very polite way.

THIS IS WHAT I SAID. "jazzzzzzzy  


Funny shit dude. Quite the contrary I am a middle aged balding man.  


Portobello sandwiches for the Jazz Man. "

Then I posted a picture of him, The Jazz Man Cometh

Once again just in good humor and still respecting him.

Next he had to break bad. This is what he does here all the time. I decided not to just let him skate by and insult me. I called him out on the carpet, and proved that he is a little wimp.

Problem solved.

If you want to defend his "dick this" and "fucked her" crap go ahead, you seem too mature to me though. Ignoring the ignorant is like buying a bottle of whisky for your favorite alcoholic. It's a lesson in futility. Enough is enough, if Jazzzy wants to be little Jazzy I have no problem, until his dog craps in my yard. That’s when I will rub his nose in it.

I am sorry if it splashed on your pant leg.

Namm Man

Mon Nov 22 '04 8:50:09 am Set this message as last read

(Not) Joe Satriami

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Hot potato, hot potato, hot potato, hot potato...Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti...Fruit salad, yummy yummy
Mon Nov 22 '04 8:50:12 am Set this message as last read

civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Michelle - Not to worry, I'm a different bird, but not a freak. When you said that there was a pic of you on site I wanted to see how close my mental image of you was to the real you. Well... not even close! Anyway, just to make things even here is me. Second row on far right. Bet you didn't imagine the bald dome!! Hope that puts you at ease a bit. I will tell you that the wifey and I were talking about going out to visit some friends in Pittsburg. When we get a firm date I'll let you know and we all can split a bottle of the Capt'n. Have a good one.

Matt

Austin Check your email. And beware of the gmail. From what i've heard they have a very liberal 'Use of Information' policy. Apparently they are archiving everything and selling that data. Buyer beware. Late.

Edited Mon Nov 22 '04 9:01 am

Mon Nov 22 '04 8:59:55 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Edited Thu Feb 7 '08 1:29 am
Mon Nov 22 '04 9:01:36 am Set this message as last read

civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Zen - That's funny!!!
Mon Nov 22 '04 9:02:53 am Set this message as last read

mowlie_2000
Aarren Mowle
Bradford, Yorkshire, UK
Plays: Hide & Seek
Plays: Guitar (36 years)
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It must be said that this place is getting sooo bloody petty with all the "he said this and she said that"........ITS ALL BOLLOX!!!! Cant you all just leave it out and remember that this is Joe's place???????? Is it really that hard to ignore stuff????? I dont think so.........

Come y'all, beg to differ and call it a day..........PLEASE!!!!

Aarren

Mon Nov 22 '04 9:23:32 am Set this message as last read

Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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Nicholas JS - Joe will be in Australia in March.


climber - Hmmm...that's weird. Can you try to send the pictures again? If it still doesn't work, just send them to my AOL address (the one listed in my profile here).
henrydes - The fans are shouting "Stu", not "boo".
civgeek - "beware of the gmail. From what i've heard they have a very liberal 'Use of Information' policy. Apparently they are archiving everything and selling that data."

I know they have a computer scan messages so they can put relevant ads on the email pages (if you send me an email and type the word "guitar" in it ten times, the page that displays my email will probably have a Guitar Center ad on it, for example)...but I haven't heard anything about them collecting personal information and selling it.

Do you remember where you heard that? If so, I'll do some digging around to try and find more info.

I know a lot of people are "scared" of Gmail, but in most cases I think it's just because they don't understand how it works. That's how it is here at school, at least...

...Austin...

Mon Nov 22 '04 9:24:45 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Clarky, funny mates ya got there. lol! Good thing their names weren't Marco and Polo. That would have been a blast. lol!

DMN, now that you got that off your chest, can you just drop it. I know Jazzy is a bad boy. lol! Like I said, I wasn't singling you out.

civgeek, that's right, I've seen your picture before. I dig bald heads. Lots around these days, including my husbands. lol! Believe it or not, I've never been to Pittsburg. lol! So close, and yet so far.

As this is my 2000th post, I think the word of the day should be...schmoopy. It's a good word, and very underused. I think we should all try to use it at least once today.

Mon Nov 22 '04 9:30:37 am Set this message as last read

Flagg
Randall
U.S.A.
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Fight...fight...fight, Fight...fight...fight, Fight...fight...fight...The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
Now I remember why I stopped coming here.
Mon Nov 22 '04 9:34:26 am Set this message as last read

Namm Man

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Ok..Ok..

Song of the day

"Get over it" Don Henley

Mon Nov 22 '04 9:40:24 am Set this message as last read

njbeast
David Wren
Manchester,
UK
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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Hey Joe

Not seen any blue in here for a while, Working on a new album??? that would be cool, ive been working hard on my own at the mo so its all go. I think its time for a Satch Tapes 2, what do all you guys think?

Later

Dave Wren.

Mon Nov 22 '04 9:45:13 am Set this message as last read

Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHHH my computer keeps shutting itself down!
Mon Nov 22 '04 9:47:42 am Set this message as last read

Steven Wilde

ShredZone, CaliFunia
USA
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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962- Thank's for keeping Me updated!...Yes, I like Your sound!...I have A song "red crunch" I named it after My newly painted Jackson DXMG that was totaly customized by Me! It's Now a cherry-mettalic red! with contoured edges, which i did! very unique!...Keep up the great work!.................................DO THE STU- I filled out that link thing, I did not know that You were doing this, Or i would have done it sooner, I hope i filled everything out alright!...as I said i hope to get clearer and better pic's soon! How are thing's with You?.................................................BAUDHUH- I am okay I mailed You to bro' Say Hi to the family!.......................ATN- hey dude, whats up?...long time...I hope You get those pictures in!......................... Your back still hurt's?..."Come On"LMAO................................Jazzzzy- Yes, I am alway's there for My freinds!...I have, through Our talk's have regarded You as Someone I care deeply for, Also A Freind! ...Remember! God's plan is beyond anything dreamed of! Follow His leading!... He has great plan's for You!... Stay cool My Friend!....Alway's My best!...................................MICHELLE- You Rock!!! Good word's!.......................ZENFISH- Is Your drummer permenet? and how's the repition going? I am doing Okay, being ill contantly is taken it's toll......................................DELFINO- Hey, I am glad to hear about the Christmas present! That should be great!...What A cool freind!...Any new song's?....................SUZIE2000- Still computer problems? Maybe You have a virus? out here they have A service "the doctor" Maybe they have somthing like that where Your at!, There supposed to be able to correct anything!..."Cyberspace, Steven say's, Make Suzie's Computer function again" There that should do it!................JOE- hope the tour's going well, and Your meeting many new places and faces! God Bless.

Edited Mon Nov 22 '04 10:08 am
Mon Nov 22 '04 10:02:43 am Set this message as last read

dan613

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does any one have an info meaning a biography about joe. i would really appericiate any info any one has about his early career. i am writing a book
Mon Nov 22 '04 10:09:46 am Set this message as last read

(Not) Joe Satriami

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I dont mean to pull a Do The Stu here, but Get Over It is a Henley/Frey composition recorded by The Eagles released on the Hell Freezes Over album in February of 1994. I believe it was cloudy and a little bit chilly at the time.

Edited Mon Nov 22 '04 10:12 am
Mon Nov 22 '04 10:11:49 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa*takes breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha*pounds fist on desk and wipes tears* hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Whooo Roland, that was a good one!

Mon Nov 22 '04 10:21:41 am Set this message as last read

962
Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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michelle, good rant, well done!
opticalstudio, thanks dude, and mmmmm, cheeeeerrrrrry! hehe, sounds like a nice custom job.....metallic-cherry is a great colour!
everybody, practice what you preach.
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/5/simondaultreymusic.htm
Mon Nov 22 '04 10:22:25 am Set this message as last read
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