Hi everybody! I'm getting a bit busy (again) with my job (long days, 6/week)... and I must give my family the time they need/want from me... so I probably can't keep visiting here as regularly as I have for this recent period.

Last comments (from me, for now) about "The most passionate rock/pop -scream ever -poll":

SteveeT: "Edgar Winter on 'Tobacco Road' ... and Wilson Picket on 'Funky Broadway', 'Mustang Sally' or 'In The Midnight Hour' "; Edgar is really good (and passionate) on that one (the original in 1970)! ... Wilson Picket is... well, I've heard all of those, but don't have anything from him at my music collection (perhaps that's my loss)... but for shure, passionate he can be!

Do The Stu: "Chris Robinson on Black Crowes' 'She Talks To Angels' "; How come I never suggested that!?!...Chris' screaming could rip your heart out... that's a good one to close this poll (for me).

Thanks for the e-mail! I just listened the live version of "Warehouse" and it sounded very good [smiling/nodding my head]... I'll get back to you when I've listened them all (once I have a bit more time)...very interesting...

marimariSRV: ...yeah, my kids are both really something! They rock! Their taste is of course influenced a lot by my constant listening of good music...which is an important part of their raising. I'm shure they would love to have you as their 'aunt from America' ;-) ... but as I told in the story (between the lines), that kind of moments are the ones for me that makes this life worth everything!

The Top 5 Terrorist Perfumes

5> Jihad Me at Hello

4> Eau de Humanity

3> Chanel No. C4

2> Bill Blast

and the Number 1 Terrorist Perfume...

Hey Guys & Gals

Us here in South Africa don't have many rock radio stations. Radio Stations are still government controlled i.e. very few airwave licenses are issued and stations are strictly regulated, but they are making huge progress in de-regulating. What I'm trying to say, is that can someone suggest some stations that have on-line live broadcasts? As I am keen to know what is played overseas, especially in the USA. Remember, you won't hear JS on the airwaves hear. Do the stations in USA play his numbers? The only one worth listening to from South Africa is www.tuksfm.co.za try it.

A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+. Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, "What changed your mind about learning math?"

Questions you Hope your Pupils won't Ask you

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of its bottle?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

MadMack

"What I'm trying to say, is that can someone suggest some stations that have on-line live broadcasts?"

I love Knac online metal click here

Happy Hunting.

actually michelle:

This is what I said.."I have a big ego and a big dick" (y'all know its a joke)

Then dammmissnamm says "your big ego makes you a big dick"

Things Found Only in America

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

jazzzzzzzy

Drop it. Quit with all this loser crap.

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me."

Clarky:"yours" is celtic slang,meaning "your family & friends" "The pond"...well...the planet lives on one,lol, be it with salt or not,dont y think? although the pond can be a bit of a nightmare,lol.Great t know y got the mail intact & your onto it bro & good luck with all in your music

Michelle:You really bring some sunshine t the site,I,ve heard noone mention Billy Bobham while i,ve been here,Stratus & Red Baron from the Spectrum album.... how many hours i spent with that on the deck jammin with it, did y know he played on Frank Gambale,s latest album?

marimariSRV:Great pic of you n Steve V darlin & yip i,m back t work on things music related at last.I,m on hot toe mode,must get these final 2 tracks finished b4 15 Dec!!! arghhh I hate being rushed on this,but i guess all people do.After Feb,cause work is well....shite in Jan i,ll be looking at the final cd cover & etc etc....a bit strange how a lifetimes work ends up in just under an hour,lol

alexandrecaetano:Same as bro on the music & i wish you the very best on your journey.The t2j site is a way t expand our heart & mind thanks t Joe & Crew,t see & hear what people feel.It never fails t amaze me

Ovation1:Just cant get the last 5 arps with feel into my hands ol bro,lol,man its damn hard work! Can Anyone make me 18 again on ebay,lmao

In the immortal words of Rodney King....."Can't we all just get along?"....bah hah hah !!!

DamlMissNamm

MadMack, try www.1077thebone.com

Jazzy, drop it like it's hot!

Slan, hiya pal! My husband introduced me to Billy way back in the day. That's good stuff for the mind :) I didn't know he played on Franks album.

SupaaDave, thanks! It took long enough. lol!

Silmarien

glad you enjoyed them.

michelle: ok >:)

zinc: only in america...people go to fast food restaurants and order salad

jazzzzzzzy

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

Michelle,

Very beautiful...husband's a lucky man!

Is that a Versace tatoo?

Landing Announcement

The jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport in Toronto on its final approach.

The pilot comes on over the intercom and says, "Ladies and gentlemen. This is Capt. Johnson speaking. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today, and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto."

Unknowingly, the pilot forgets to switch off the intercom and the entire plane can now hear the conversation in the cockpit.

The co-pilot says to the pilot, "Well, Captain, what are you gonna do here in Toronto?"

By now, all ears in the plane are listening in to this conversation.

"Well," says the Captain, "First, I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a nice, long crap. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess out for supper. You know, the cute one with the huge tits. I'm gonna wine and dine her, then take her back to my room, and then I'm gonna make love to her all night long."

Everyone in the plane is trying to get a look at the new stewardess.

She's so embarrassed, she runs from the back of the plane to get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off.

Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes, flat on her face.

The IRS Visit

Joseph was called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), so he asked his accountant for advice on how to dress for the occasion. "Wear your shabbiest clothing so that they think you're a pauper." His accountant told him. Joseph decided to ask his lawyer as well. "Wear your best clothing so they know you aren't intimidated." The lawyer said. Completely confused, Joseph went to his priest and told him about the conflicting advice he had received, asking for his advice.

"Let me tell you a story." The priest said. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what she should wear on her wedding night and was told to wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that covered her all the way up to her neck. She also asked her best friend, who told her to wear a sexy negligee with a V neck down to her navel." Joseph was confused. "What does any of that have to do with my problem with the IRS?"