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achoo
Tobias Barnes
Chicago, Illinois
United States
Plays: Guitar (33 years)
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BLACK SPIDER: Estoy seguro que Joe va a firmar autografos cuando visita a Mexico. El es un hombre muy amable y siempre le gusta conocer a la gente despues el concierto. No creo que habla espanol pero si te gusta su musica se va entender lo que estas diciendo. La musica se habla sin palabras. Que no?
Tue Nov 23 '04 9:48:54 pm Set this message as last read

Steven Wilde

ShredZone, CaliFunia
USA
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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SteveeT- CDbaby is A very good place to sell Your CD's, and the better Marketing You have and more write up's Help's Much!..If you have local paper's that have seen You Perform,.. put that up! and They give You A pretty cool webpage with link's to your own, With 2 minute soundclip's, You will also be signed up for digital distribution, Which mean's Your fan's can download single song's or whole album's...It's very impressive!......Actually including 'Cd Street" CDbaby is known as being just about the best!...We have had pretty cool Sucess over the Year that We have been on...Good Luck!...Hope this help's!
Tue Nov 23 '04 10:48:47 pm Set this message as last read

aussieRGman
Jason Ramsay
planet nowra, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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G'day, just got the news letter and they say joe will tour australia any one know of any dates , & where??

Wed Nov 24 '04 12:07:16 am Set this message as last read

ILoveThailand

Plays: Other
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[sensual] OHhhh! you touch my tra la la..my ding ding dong [/sensual]
Wed Nov 24 '04 12:18:06 am Set this message as last read

mrfrisky330
Roger Williams
UK
Plays: Guitar (38 years)
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Bonjour! Hey any news on who's gonna be in the next G3? Van halen would be cool, but what about unsung hero's like Lukather?? Or Peter Frampton!
Wed Nov 24 '04 12:38:47 am Set this message as last read

ArronB

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Hi I am 7 live in the UK been playing for 10 mnths posting this with the help of my mum. At the moment I am learning Summer Song are you planning to tour Europe soon ?
Wed Nov 24 '04 2:17:43 am Set this message as last read

sayanakaharry
Sayan Banerjee
Kolkata, WB
India
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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Hey Joe I am an ardent fan of yours from India. I have been playing the guitar for two years and want to be like you. Are you ever coming to India to do a concert?
Wed Nov 24 '04 2:36:21 am Set this message as last read

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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jazzy - lmao.... I seriously wonder about bush too....
I think about bush all the time....
I just can't concentrate...
bush bush bush bush bush....
all I seem to think about it bush... lmao...

is it possible to have my ego enhanced with cosmetic surgery?


vfr - yo bro... you're missed around here......
and yup... Stace is still around....
jelly - ah.. I get it.... the universe was made... soak tested for a few hundred billion years... passed testing.. and then people were made 6000 years ago?

why such a long delay?... unless of course it was to give light from all them pretty stars plenty of time to get here... lol...


optical - last night I spend 3 hours listening to the demo version of The Baptist working out what is most likely the toughest lick on the album... in the end I got it... and I managed to record it too.. but I'll need to do it again as it's not quite sharp enough... this lick is not the quickest on the album.. not even close.. it just don't fall nicely under the fingers so even at slower speeds it's quite a pain in the ass to get right.... fingers crossed. tonight or tomorrow night I'll drop in this lick to my satisfaction....
Zen - London after Barcelona??... are you hinting at a jamm session... lol...
Zinc - I totally understand your problem....
it's a common name around here too so I can see why people get confused.. pretty infuriating though...
and where I live, it seems as though almost everyone you meet is called Darth Zinc Master...
no shit...
962 - lol... the speed of light is a bit of a spanner in the works.. lol...
you made an interesting comment...
"theoretical physics may be easy to pick holes in"

are you havin' a fuckin' giraffe? ['laugh' to those outside of London].... lol.....
in order to pick holes in something I'd expect that person to have a pretty good grasp of the subject that's having holes picked in it....
I have more than a passing interest in physics... and I have never met anyone in my whole life that really has this stuff down in math terms...
so here's the killer question.... lol..

hands up all those that are really super shit hot at quantum mechanics.....


----- without looking it up on Google, and then doing a cut'n'paste of a description that you really don't understand.. lmao...

ha.. ain't I wikid... lol...

let he withpout stones cast the first sins as under..

or sumink like dat...
roflmfao...


limbless - the trick to getting the synchronisation nice between the left and right hands is to practice the lick slowly..
play the lick in slow motion paying great attention to detail...
timing, even picking velocity, muting [keeping all the strings that are not supposed to sound nice and quiet]..
when everything sounds good, raise the tempo a little and work at it again...
speed and accuracy take time to develop so don't expect too much too soon...
be patient and it'll come with time and effort..

for a good all-rounder guitar that is good value for money with a great neck, humbuckers, floating bridge, great for shredding, easy to upgrade, but also good for other style of music, take a good look at the Ibanez RG550 or something of that ilk..

good luck..


Wed Nov 24 '04 3:29:01 am Set this message as last read

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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cuthbert - hhmmmmm.... sound - moving air molecules are worlds appart from photons... especially given that photons have a mass that "tends to zero".. otherwise they'd get massively heavy [according to e=mc2].....

I think that is has been detected that light is not 100% constant.. depending upon the medium through which is travels... however.. form what I gather, the deviation is really minute.. meaning that a light year.. irrespective of what it travels through... so the difference is of little consequence...
so it a light or gamma radiation source originated something like 50 billion light years away, and the error was as massive as 20%, then the point of origination is still a big pile of billions of light years away....

also... deep space, though not a perfect vacuum [due to dust, shit, dark matter, dark energy, gas and other yet to be discovered shit..] is still by far more of a vacuum than anything that can be created by man.... so light will still be going really fast even if there is in fact a deviation of the 186,000 miles/sec recognised constant value..

physics and faith.... interesting ihters to throw in the ring together....


my money is on the physics guy in the red corner... lol..

and best wishes to you, wafie, and yer new lil' 'un....


Wed Nov 24 '04 3:36:19 am Set this message as last read

bc1401

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Hey. How come Stu Hamm isn't touring with u any more. also, when r u next coming to Scotland
Wed Nov 24 '04 3:49:12 am Set this message as last read

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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why do they keep stu-ing boo??
Wed Nov 24 '04 4:19:33 am Set this message as last read

ILoveThailand

Plays: Other
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michelle, 962...check your email.

Zen phish: bonjour madame.

clarky: I keep thinking about shaving bush...

no, I am not gunther. I wish I was so that the sunshine girls became mine...

ding dong song for G3

Wed Nov 24 '04 4:58:09 am Set this message as last read

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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jazzy - shaving bush..... ?????????????

makes me judder....... lol...

there's nothing quite like organic dental floss...

roflmao..

Wed Nov 24 '04 5:23:52 am Set this message as last read

rooner
jay rooney
cheddar, somerset
united kingdom
Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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rooney here, i just got me a peavey triple xxx head and cab because i watched the g3 in denver and thought, wow Satch rules and i got to get me that amp! i really want to know what settings you used on the ultra and crunch channels to get you that fantastic sound, i gotta gig coming up an it would be nice to emulate that sound.

would be smashin stuff if you could do that for me in some way possible. thanks again

Wed Nov 24 '04 6:15:31 am Set this message as last read

civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Michelle , Steve T - Hell it will be cold and rainy here until August!! No sympathy from me. lol

Happy 2000 - Funny story about the chair. Was its name Semore?

Cuth Congrats. We'll be looking for your posts from 2-4 in the morning!!

People in Liffie Land - Had someone tell me that one of the worst things you can call someone in Dublin is a GEE BAG (spelling). Just wondering if it is true and if so what the hell is it!!

Anyone know anything about the S470 DX QM. I saw one at the store the other day. The best part that I liked was the trem system. Very beefy. Any words?

Midterm today see ya'll later

Edited Wed Nov 24 '04 6:23 am

Wed Nov 24 '04 6:17:44 am Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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Clarky

why do they keep stu-ing boo??

They're not stu'ing him their booing him...like Joe says..."They Boo him cos' they are going to lynch him after the show..."

Delfino
Wed Nov 24 '04 6:20:39 am Set this message as last read

Adrianorb
Adrián Robles
Saltillo, Coahuila
México
Plays: Guitar (32 years)
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Cuthbert Felicidades por el bebé. Es niño o niña?

stu-ing boo

LOL

Wed Nov 24 '04 6:21:25 am Set this message as last read

Crushing Days
last planet
yangon,
Myanmar
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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hey..have any plan for touring the poor country like myanmar(burma) ?? :P
Wed Nov 24 '04 6:30:06 am Set this message as last read

ILoveThailand

Plays: Other
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They're not stu'ing him their booing him...like Joe says..."They Boo him cos' they are going to lynch him after the show..."

lmfao, delfino!

clarky: (ok, i may get shit for this)...what if a woman sucked at sucking? do they need to put dentures down there?

If it works, call me an entrepreneur.

Wed Nov 24 '04 6:52:06 am Set this message as last read

civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Jazzzzy - Your post the other day about Thanksgiving reminded me of a time I got in trouble at work on Columbus Day for telling everyone "Happy Genocide Day!" Some people have no sense of humor.
Wed Nov 24 '04 7:12:23 am Set this message as last read

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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delfino - it could have been worse...

they could have been moo-ing him....


jazzy - so she sux at sucking.... hhhmmmmmm
stuffing dentures up the meat box could be hazardous... lol...
how about getting her sister or best pal to show her how to do it...
there's no better incentive than competion and jealousy.. lol...

alternatively...
give her a trachio and screw directly into her lungs..
now that sounds like fun to me....

Wed Nov 24 '04 7:53:46 am Set this message as last read

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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civgeek - so at Christmas do you say...

"happy markting bullshit day"

Wed Nov 24 '04 7:55:05 am Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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A Whoo Hoo...A Whoo Hoo Hoo...A Whoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo...Hoo

As some of you may know I was having problems getting a job earlier on in the year...well, After sending like 20 CV's all over the place applying to jobs and getting no reply I got a little disheartened...however now...I sent one CV this month and I just got a phone call from the manager asking about what time my interview should be lol...eeeeeeeeexcellent...

Btw its a place called "Hooters"...(not the place with the chicken wings and boobs though...its a musical instrument shop :-) )

Delfino
Wed Nov 24 '04 8:03:59 am Set this message as last read

civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Clarky - C'mon now, you're going to get Cuth and GGG all fired up again!!! No usaully what happens is a go back home all excited to be with the familia for the holidays and after being there for a few hours I remember why I left in the first place!! Hey, you were in Dublin recently, what's up with a Gee bag? I heard it was a major insult and well... I'm always up for more ammunition. All help is welcome.

Late.

Wed Nov 24 '04 8:06:11 am Set this message as last read

Namm Man

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CuthBert.....

Congrats buddy..

Namm Man

Wed Nov 24 '04 8:09:40 am Set this message as last read
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