Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as
I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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Tue Nov 30 '04 12:39:24 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
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Tue Nov 30 '04 12:39:52 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be "FIRST
CLASS."
The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed.
He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention please,"
she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14
who does not know who he is. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore, "F*** you!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir,
but you'll have to get in line for that, too."
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Tue Nov 30 '04 1:53:30 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any
excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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Tue Nov 30 '04 1:54:17 pm
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Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
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Alexandre- glad you liked Spiderman 2 (too!) I'm not such a big fan of the other Harry Potter films, but I thought the 3rd one was great!
Civgeek- I suppose I'm used to playing classical guitars as well, so to me the SG neck doesn't feel like a tree! Each to their own though, SG ROCKS to me anyway!! :-)
Steven- computer's been out of action for a couple of days- we had some good news today of sorts, our sale is getting closer, still touch and go though. It's all such a knife-edge though, this country drives me nuts!!! It's crazy, today we're staying with my in-laws and in 10 days time w could be moving house, OR it could still all go back to the beginning. St PROZAC I thank you!! :-)
We sadly haven't been able to open the file you sent over though of the pics of the guitars though, father-in-law is very paranoid about downloading anything as his last computer died... , anyway, let us know when you have the pics up on your site!! Hope you are well, and take care friend!!!!
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Tue Nov 30 '04 2:11:57 pm
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Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
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Please any of you kind-hearted folks out there, think positive and cross your fingers for us and our house this week!!! We are praying it doesn't all fall though again. It's CRUNCH TIME!!!!!
After this, I'm not sure I could ever go through the moving process again!!!
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Tue Nov 30 '04 2:38:57 pm
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Guitaroodle
David Stokes
Oswestry, Shropshire
England
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Hey I'm new to this site but what I really want to know is when is Joe or G3 coming back to Britain because I was on holiday last time and I've never seen either live and it is a must because he is who I wish I could play like!
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Tue Nov 30 '04 2:55:54 pm
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Steven Wilde
ShredZone, CaliFunia
USA
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my comp. keys are only wrkin wen i hold keys down 4 2 clic mabe ned new keybard hard to tye this way.get back when cn tipe again hpe all is welll
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Tue Nov 30 '04 3:01:36 pm
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McDave
Cook, MN
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Dude From Dude Town.......for one thing, I would'nt go to a hockey game if it was free....and secondly, Joe was just here recently on the G3 tour...so you're off by 498 years or so......peace, SD
Once again..."The Extremist" takes top honors this month as the most played Satch CD in my stereo......."War" is just kick-arse !!!!
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Tue Nov 30 '04 3:08:12 pm
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Aunty Mavice
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THIS IS VERY SERIOUS. CAN U PLEASE CHANGE YOUR TOUR DATES IN SYDNEY, ASUTRALIA. U C MARK KNOPFLER IS PLAYING ON WEDNESDAY 16TH OF MARCH NEXT YEAR AND I HAVE TICKETS TO IT, PLEASE SWAP WITH YOUR MELBOURNE DATES OR SOMETHING, I MAY JUST HAVE TO FLY DOWN TO MELBOURNE ANYWAY...
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Tue Nov 30 '04 3:14:29 pm
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Flackster1
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Hi Joe & Fans, Flackster here,
I am a new member but have been a fan of Joe's for quite some time. I just want to say thank you to Joe for the inspiration & the music over the years & I Can't wait to see you when you come to Perth Australia in March 2005. I haven't seen you live yet & I just can't wait!!!!!!!!
Thanks Mate!
Flackster
Land Down Under
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Tue Nov 30 '04 4:36:33 pm
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OME
Christopher Thompson
Dardanelle, AR
USA
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DCK Your track on T2J holds its own dude. If your not liking it now, it just means that you have advanced in your guitaristness.
Is guitaristness a word?
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Tue Nov 30 '04 4:41:14 pm
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JS_JS
Jacob Stewart
Washington
U S
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hey everyone. what is going on? I have a presentation today, I think we did well. my teacher said that my group and I knew what we were talking about. I also have finals this week. it is a hard busy week. I will be gald when it is over.
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Tue Nov 30 '04 4:50:28 pm
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karishna
karina faundez
santiago, metropolitana
chile
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Hola soy de Chile y espero con ansias el recital que van a ofrecer en el velodromo, mas que nada por que soy una fan de Joe Satriani es increible es hombre, es musico, es destreza y sentimiento a la vez.
Voy a cancha si alguien comparte mi opinion y me quiere acompaņar que me envie un mail nos veemos viendo G3. See you later!!!
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Tue Nov 30 '04 5:36:10 pm
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karishna
karina faundez
santiago, metropolitana
chile
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Hola soy de Chile y espero con ansias el recital que van a ofrecer en el velodromo, mas que nada por que soy una fan de Joe Satriani es increible es hombre, es musico, es destreza y sentimiento a la vez.
Voy a cancha si alguien comparte mi opinion y me quiere acompaņar que me envie un mail nos veemos viendo G3. See you later!!!
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Tue Nov 30 '04 5:36:51 pm
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karishna
karina faundez
santiago, metropolitana
chile
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Hola soy de Chile y espero con ansias el recital que van a ofrecer en el velodromo, mas que nada por que soy una fan de Joe Satriani es increible es hombre, es musico, es destreza y sentimiento a la vez.
Voy a cancha si alguien comparte mi opinion y me quiere acompaņar que me envie un mail nos veemos viendo G3. See you later!!!
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Tue Nov 30 '04 5:38:06 pm
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death cube k
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OME thx bro.. i was only saying it because it always seems to get trashed. i like it glad you do too.:) that track was from 2 years ago.. as was everybody elses.. if there is a next time.. it will go much faster.
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Tue Nov 30 '04 6:00:28 pm
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Chris Gray
Chris Gray
Newcastle,
Australia
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Is there anyone who knows if Joe will have the premium package deal when he comes back to Australia (Sydney)??
Cheers
Chris
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Tue Nov 30 '04 6:12:50 pm
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Ethn Hayabusa
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Cube-I liked your track, what I heard of it.I don't see what the criticism could be about.
Thanks to all who checked out the link.I agree, the mix could have been louder on the guitar side.Hopefully we can get some better recording eventually.
For anyone who missed it, its www.myspace.com/thejanitorsofchaos
I am starting to think Joe is definately not gonna make it this way for his solo shows.Bummer, I kept expecting that they would announce a date in january or December or something.
Playing Castlevania for PS2 right now.I never hear anybody talk about this game, it rocks!
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Tue Nov 30 '04 6:18:22 pm
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Steven Wilde
ShredZone, CaliFunia
USA
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DOU THE STU- That's great! I look forward to it! I am glad thing's wen't well during your visit!....Keep Me informed!..............................SUZIE2000- Hi, Suzie, Boy! I bet You thought, Whoah! Is Steven gone off and started drinking again? by that strange last post!...No, My keyboard got A drink spilled on it and I took it apart, When puting it back together, apperently there was a function as to 'key' setting's? well after a few hour's laboring on that Walla, here I am!...Sorry to hear Your computer wen't down, been missin'Ya(read my last post's) That means You didn't get the guitar pic's i sent You at The new E address?...well Gee, I sure hope Your doing great and I will most defenelty Be praying For A smooth move and a plesant area, For You! Talk to You Later..............................................ZENFISH- Yes! You hit it right on the Head about Pat Metheny! I am really appreciating Him More and More! And what He's accomplished!..Wow!...How goe's the songwriting and Gig's for ZENFISH?...Also, I believe Edward, Has the abilty to springboard as did many, Back and be where He want's to be. Just read an interview with Him, and He said that it was his goal to keep VH alive and one of the most popular Rock and roll band's ever!...He also said He never wanted to be a "Rock guitar Hero" Just to make Van Halen the best band HE Could, and put His all into the working's of VH, Pretty neat interview, I seem to gain more respect for Ed, The more I read His own word's. He drink's, He need's to stop that though!...That can and will eventually Kill you or leave You in awkward stages when you get older!.................................DCK- You keep on inspiring Me! You have mail bro'!............................NARFACE- Yes, it is pretty expensive! but well worth the effort and Money! Would You consider it on A Pro level? or just the experiance of the thrill, So to speak?...A Pro level has much envolved As well You know!...Most do it for the 'full driving experiance' The ultimate! Those car's really are too Much!!!!!!!!!!! At any rate it's an awesome experiance for anyone responsible enough to appreciate what they are being taught!...Steven Say's "go for it!" with frosted checkered flags.................OVATION1- A fatheaded fuzzy warm hi-gained HellOooooo!!!- In case your Listening in!?...................It's cool being able to type again! Whup's................
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Ryo_Hazuky
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CastleVania 4 PS2...never played it...but I liked MegaDrive Gba and Snes castlevanias....they rocked...lol...
Those anyone know if there's a site that contains lessons or solos of Jeff Campitelli?...please reply...thnx
Be well everybody!!! [[[]]]
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