Clarky - So the Japan dates are definite then? That's wicked!!!! You still need a 'guitar tech'? lol

hoiguy79 Chécate en el chopo, ahí siempre tienen todo, es muy probable que encuentres el concierto. Yo ya no tuve oportunidad de ir al chopo cuando ví a Joe en el 2003, me dijeron que lo iban a tener, pero me tuve que regresar a Saltillo. Ni pedo.

Que chido que te fué bien en el concierto, y que bueno que te encontraste con algunas mamis, eso está muy bien.

Attention All UK T2Jers

The thirteenth day of next month (January) sees the twenty-first anniversary of my birth. You are all cordially invited to the humble town of Guildford for much drinking and merriment.

It would be wicked to have a whole bunch of you guys and gals around. Come, eat, drink, and be merry. Very merry. Well, outrageously pissed probably... lmao

cuthbert1776

"No, no Cubs worship here"

Welcome back big daddy! From a quick look at the time of your post, looks like you were up early. I hope all is well with your new baby. I've missed you here, the conversation is so much better when you are around. I am sure that you heard about the Bears signing Mr. Indianapolis head case himself, Jeff George George George of the NFL. The quarterback dilemma continues in chi-town. Are you back to work yet, or still enjoying some rest and time off with the new edition to the family?

Out.

Remember all to check out my new tune "Blowout" by going Here and Here. Especially Clarky as he said that, once it is done, to send him a copy and he would put all of his Clarkiness Powers all over it for a laugh.

Thanks.

Master Yoda

Sounds like a Major Road Trip - for a good cause.

Joe Satriani on 3GP tv Dec 6.

(Press Release)

"3 Guys Pickin" presents:

Dec 6 - Joe Satriani

Joe sat down with Tyler & Mike The Extra to talk about his new cd, writing songs, touring with Spinal Tap, performing onstage, and Lars Ulrich's drum tutor. Exclusive live performance clips are also shown.

Upcoming shows include:

Dec 20 - Tesla guitarist Frank Hannon. Frank jammed some demos and performed Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues" with 3GP loudmouth Brodie on vocals.

Pics & fan feedback of the interview can be found here: http://teslatheband.com/MB/MBPosts.aspx?f=1&t=15114

Jan 10 - Tesla vocalist Jeff Keith. Jeff sat down with Tyler backstage at the recent Scorpions show to talk all things Tesla. Exclusive live performance clips are shown.

Pics & fan feedback of the interview can be found here: http://teslatheband.com/MB/MBPosts.aspx?f=1&t=15053

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Clarky - Nice guitar!! I like the Henry Ford reference. My grandfather used to tell me that all the time. I can't wait till I'm done with school and I can actually buy some decent gear. As a side note I was listening to an interview with the guy that does the voice for Sponge Bob. He was telling this story about how he was in second grade and the nun from the other second grade class brought in this kid by the ear. The nun was in tears. She walks in and says "You take him, I can't handle him anymore." As it turns out the kid being dragged in was Bobcat Goldwaite. They been great friends ever since. I can't imagine having both of those kids in the same class. Poor teachers!!

Delfino - A chipped tooth sucks ass. Sorry to hear about the crazy gum slicing dentist.But then the English are known for their dental work!! =8).

Greatest Canadian: Shania Twain. Hate her music but man what a body.

Favorite Guitar (right now): JS 1000

Best show: Tower of Power. Love the Funk!!

Hopes for the new year: More gear.

Favorite new album / DVD: Vai at the Astoria

Future G3 dream line-up: Joe, Steve, PG

Dream Venue: Anywhere I'm playing

JUJU - Sounds like one of those days where you shoulda' stayed in bed. Two accidents, danm!! Well good news the qtr/semester is almost over. Nothin like a 3-4 week break to pick up the spirits.

Tommy /Angolina - After seeing those pictures of Tommy in his tu-tu I might have to put my money on Angolina.

civgeek

Both Tommy Lee and Jolie are a bit off center - if you will, not quite right.

CLARKY- David Cross! Tokyo! Wow!.. I am very Happy for You! Man Your going to do awesome! I wish I was in better health, I would fly over there so quick! I wish You You much luck and safety! Will Be in My Prayer's as alway's to!...Will the show be taped? And right on about the fader's! Good point! one of My goal's is to get really clean and clear recording's, Where evry instrument is heard with it's own charecteristic's! Again...Much Sucess!..........................ZENFISH- I understand When You say Your putting Everything into ZENFISH! I do hope they appreicate the effort to! See ATN is run Basicaly all By Me! and I am in charge of everything! I put foruth everything into this musical journey of Mine, So I Commend You on trying to keep A nice Working band together! And I hope the new gig is going to be really great! set the the trail for cool Jazzrockfusionsemimetalfunkand roll!.........................BADAHUH- Hey My friend, No problem on the communication's trip! I understand! That's an intersting system over there for phones! Thank's for the mail! You have some to!...Hope cricket game goe's well and You blowe'm away! I saw My Dolphin's win against the 49er's Here in the states. Both team's are regarded as the worst team's in the leauge!..I hate SPORTS! I really do! Motorcycle Racing Theres A Sport!...Take care My freind! Talk tto You on sunday!.........................962- Hi, How are thing's with You? hope all is well! Joe way early in His teaching helpd Steve to see the best of what He was and to explore His imaningation! And with the direction of good teaching of the funement's of Guitar theory. And Steve kept that motivation purely on determination and to fullfill A Lifetime Dream!..................................CivgeeK- Hey How's it goin'? What are You up to? Where are You?............................SUZIE2000- It sound's like You have the House, Just A matter of it going smoothly on the real estate agent People?...Hope You can get situated soon and and be able to concentrate on Your Piano, and Guitar Music! Tell Matt, I said Hi!..................................Jazzzzzy- Hey Man, E-mail Me! When Ya' can! Been writing some real cool new tunes with Mr. GT-6! Stay cool!............................DELFINO- Here's good luck with the dentist, and Cheer's on A speedy tooth recovery!.....................DCK- Follow Your dream's desires and passion! Those are where You will find true Happines and fullilment, and riches beyond any Money or anything that this World can give!...BTW You Write awesome song's! Truley original and A few light years ahead of it's time!

Hey Joe! I'm one of your many fans that you have, here in Argentina. I really thank you for coming back so soon ( I saw you the last 2 times you came to Argentina) and, of course with those "great masters of the guitar" (Vai and Fripp). I can't wait to see you on tuesday...it will be a great show, I'm sure of that. Here in Argentina, we're always expecting for you to come...so, after this G3 show, don't take so long to come back. Thanks for everything you give to us...your music, your sounds, your creativity, your magic.

962- thanks for the understanding... i hate it when people are able to skate by on someones elses work... especially when the class is part of their major! doesnt bother me quite so much when it is an elective, but if it is part of your major you should be learning it... oh i meant to tell you that i checked out eye of ra and i really liked your work in it! like you said a little better mixing would be nice, but i really enjoyed it...

zincmaster- thanks, but i wouldnt ever do that... cant bring myself to be the tattletale... however i cited that information in my paper so hopefully when she reads my paper she will realize what happened...

civgeek- i was thinking the same thing too, so after i got home i put a movie in and crawled into bed :) actually i have only two days off and then i take a condensed class (public speaking) and i will be able to get it over with in 8 days... be nice to only have to freak out about a speech due the next day for eight days instead of a normal semester :) (i liked your artichoke idea... lol) then it is christmas time and off to iceland and cambridge!!! :)

hope all in satchland have a good afternoon and weekend....

Zenfish ??

Master Joker __ Is it? What? this. No, that's too hilarius...

Or maybe that. No? That's too serious.

There are more jokes to come someday - right now the pipeline is dry.

I grew up rocking with Joe and Motley and now both are back!!

EVER WONDER

...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

.....why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Clarky, less expensive than I thought, and yeah, keep the PAF7....the Evo will sound disappointing, especially now you're used to Avarice the way it...sorry...she is.

Think of it like this; Angelina Jolie has a crackin pair. Salma Hayek also has a crackin pair - probably slightly better. But if you were to take Salma Hayek's pair and stick 'em on Angelina, it would not be an improvement. If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

And regards it sounding "perhaps a little too sweet"....I can guarantee you, if you put an EVO in there, the next thing you write will demand that sweetness which you'll no longer have.

Hey thanks for checkin out The Eye Of Ra! Glad you enjoyed it......yeah I listened back over the MP3 and I gotta say, it's horrible! The hi-hat pissed me off so much. I'll sort it out someday, haha.

by the way, the best ones have to be about mouse-flavor cat food, and sterilising the needle for the letal injection! haha