hey guys____i know i am late ,,but hey,,,as the saying goes......."better late than never"////////////////,,,HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE...........

STEVEN,,,,,MICHELLE,,,,, CHEESE........ AUSTIN....CLARKY.....ZENFISH....JAZZY(who has disappeared).......... LUCYSORETS..........ARTANIS..... SUZIE2000...........962.....OVATION...... DEATHCUBE...............ALEXANDRE......... WEBMASTER,,,,,,,,AND THE MAESTRO HIMSELF,,,MR JOE SATRIANI AND HIS FAMILY....ZZ AND RUBINA TOO......MAY THIS NEW YEAR MAKE ALL YUR DREAMS COME TRUE............... SORRY I COULD NOT WISH YU GUYS ON TIME,,,,,,,TOO BUSY LATELY........

SORRY IF I MISSED ANYBODY...HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YU TOO.

STEVEN,,,,,glad we could talk on the 31st and today....made my day....peace...god bless and take care/........cheers.

c yu guys tomorrrow,,,,,,,,bye everyone.....

sayanora.

Cheese101

Dear Joe, I just saw your reply then (1st of January 2005) thanks for watching the message boards. I’m really pleased to find out all my posts got to you (big sigh of relief) and look forward to hearing from you again with your solution.

If you wish to contact me you’ve got my email address (Don’t try and contact me at 123 Fake Street- not real address :-P )

Have a great New Year – Cheers, Rob

Cheerzzz to Joe!!! Wish you a great year! Cheers to the music! xxx Marijn.

Powerslave214

10 Commandments of Marriage

Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first five years of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second five years of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the rest of their marriage, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9. Every woman wants a man who is handsome, understanding, economical and a considerate lover, but again, the law allows only one husband.

Commandment 10. Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished.

Bonus Commandment story.

Gotta Love a Drunk

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us ?" "I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes,": comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

1. Sag, you're It.

2. Hide and go pee

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

6. Musical recliners.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

Signs of Menopause

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

2 You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

OLD IS WHEN:

1. Going! bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.

4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Thoughts for the weekend

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Powerslave, as for using the big ol' boots to squish, eckhh! When possible, I call in my husband. When he's not around, sometimes I kill, sometimes I run. My method is spray. No guts to view that way. *cough*gag*

DCK, we have a lot of newbies these days. Maybe we should start posting about it again. I'm link impaired, so it's all you bro. lol!

Civgeek, I read the first 3 parts of your cousins email with tears in my eyes. I haven't gone back to read the rest yet. I hope and pray my son (and daughter) will never have to go to war. I don't think I could bear it. They would be alright, but I would have to be heavily sedated. It takes brave people like your cousin and the men and woman who sign on the dotted line. We should keep them in our hearts every day. Also all the families of these soldiers who have to function without that family member while they're gone...and the soldiers who never come back. God Bless them all.

Steven, I'm doing well. The weather is way warmer than usualy for January. It's 40 degrees now, and it's supposed to go up in the 50's. That's crazy! I'm not trusting Mother Nature to much these days. lol!

Suzie, I'm sending those good vibes!! The BEST of luck to ya!!

I'm just getting the third phone call in the last 5 minutes that is the WRONG number! It comes up as Louisiana on the caller ID. I didn't answer the first call. The second call I answered, and told the woman nicely that she had the wrong number. She was yelling at me in a different language. The third time she called back and yelled at my answering machine. I think I have a new friend. *groan*

Mikesb, we only have 3 DVD audio cd's and I love them. Our first purchase was made by my husband. He wanted to hear what it sounded like, and he knew me and the kids liked Linkin Park, so he came home with Reanimation. WHOA!! The first time we listened to it we all sat with our chins on the floor. It was so friggin' cool how the bass rolls across the floor like your in the speaker. The sound runs around the room and assaults you from every angle. BIG beats! It's awesome! Now I had to go put the cd on and listen to it. lol! I also have Metallica - The Black Album, and Deep Purple - Machine Head. Great stuff! ha! It's 8:40 a.m. and the house is rumbling. lol!

4th call - groan* She's still yelling at my ans. machine, and then talking with other people in the background. lol!

juju, have a fantastic time in Iceland!

SupaaDave, I bet that person is going to use the term LFG to refer to the "bait & tackle" from now on. lmao! That's pretty funny! lol! Actually, that's really funny! rotf!

Alexandre, thank you so much for the prizes. I will treasure them always :)

I think I have the music to loud. It feels like my brain is vibrating inside my skull, and my eyeballs feel like they're bouncing like the speaker cones. LOL! It would help if I was a bit more awake. lol!

Tracie, good luck with your lessons. No unwanted visitors showed up. lol! My daughter just realized that the bat knocked over a few things up on her shelf. She threw away some dried flowers she had because they were sure to have bat cooties on them. LOL! We're still nor sure how it got in the house, so we keep our bat radar on 24/7. lol! As for the kitty, I'm not sure if it's a girl or boy. We have 2 boys and want to stay with the same sex. I don't even know what sex the kitten is. They were barely walking when I saw them on Christmas eve, and I didn't want to pick it up and upset the mama. I doubt that we'll take it, but I want it. lol! We have already had 3 cats at the same time. It was like Romper Room! lol!

Bahduh, hello!

Zinc, good jokes! lol!

JOE - holla!!

Two Aliens

Two aliens landed in the New Mexico desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response and the older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you."

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response.

Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to do that! I don't think you should make him mad."

"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, crumpling mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.

About a half hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"

Michelle, re DVD Audio.. You are gonna have to get the Billy Cobham I mentioned . I suspect it will take your housework vibe to a totally new level!!! It shakes the dust off the mantle so to speak!

THIS should be interesting to listen to when the dude gets it available!!

Not a song selection for the faint of heart!!!