Hey Joe, I'm Magui from Argentina, just another JS fan among billions...I hope sometime i can play my Fender Japan (actually made in an IBANEZ factory in 1991) like you do.

I've seen you in Buenos Aires at the Luna Park on December 8th with G3. You just rock, but i'm kind of sad because you didn't play any of my 10 favourite songs, which are (in order):

1) WHY (best song EVER) 2) THE EXTREMIST 3) MOTORCYCLE DRIVER 4) MOUNTAIN SONG (incredible bass guitar also) 5) MEMORIES 6) THINKING OF YOU 7) LOVE THING 8) ALL ALONE 9) IF I COULD FLY 10) SECRET PRAYER

Anyway, you blew my mind more than ever because i saw you LIVE for the first time. YOU'RE A GENIUS! I hope you come back soon (this time alone, i want to see a 100% J.S show, not G3). I wish I met you in person like Carina Alfie does (Argentinian guitarist).

Saludos desde Buenos Aires, José! (haha)

That Steve Vai mooning story was so hilarious!!! Thanks for posting that!!

I just finished watching the 2 and a half hour webcast "Live in Amsterdam" show, done July 16, 2002.......ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!! And a treat to see Matt and Jeff doing a bass and drum solo...I'd never seen that before!!! If you haven't watched this webcast, you should..find it at

http://guitarplanet.free.fr/Videos.htm

Enjoy!

JERSEY JET- That's cool, It's good to take a little vacation! Glad thing's are progressing for You! Yeah, I am celebrating My 2 years, Actually in 5 day's! Been working on Many style's! I find it help's in overall playing! Okay, Take care.....................Big Bunny- Yeah, that's groovy! Smooth sailing into the new! I've been busy with practicing guitar, and coming up with far fetched riff's, and fun stuff! Stay Kool!.......................DCK- Good to hear you got a new tune out! Look forward to hearing it! I have one to, Thing is it's a cool rythym, and if i can get a good singer, It will be a vocal tune! There's so much guitar stuff already. and I have dozen's of V-tracked solo's, and none fit! I am going to try another one Now, I just thought of Something. Keep rockin'

Back to Fargin Work.

Ho, Ho, Fargin Hum!

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anibur, geez man, you scared me for a minute! lmao! My first thought was "WHY? What happened!" The only thing I'm expecting is rain. lol! The only new living/breathing additions in this house will be 4 legged furry ones. Alex was just in a hurry. lol!

Alexandre, you posted "Happy new baby" LOL!!! Noo babies honey, just my kiddies and kitties. That was pretty funny my friend. I am trying to talk my husband into taking one of my nieces polydactyl kittens. She has a few 6 toed cats, and I want one so bad, but we already have 2 cats... I want a little red kitten I can call Yogi Sixtoe :) lol! I doubt we'll get it though. Animals are expensive to keep, and the vet bills are always high even for regular check-ups.

Hey cheese, thanks for posting that link! Watching that show now....still on broadband, so the video isn't streaming so well.

Okay, now my fingers hurt!! I decided this weekend to ask my son to teach me how to play guitar and we just had our first lesson.........ouch!! But cooool...he even let me play a bit on his JS100, but was watching me like a hawk!! LOL!! He started me out on his first electric, and pretty soon I was complaining about how the edge was hurting my right arm, so that's when he let me try the JS....LOVELY guitar!! IMHO. It remains to be seen how far I get with these lessons!

Powerslave214, glad you are enjoying the concert....I was enthralled for the whole 2 and a half hours. There are some other cool things you can download or listen to at that same site. May I suggest the band interview with Lip Blister, the 1996 media netcast. It's absolutely hilarious!! Joe's nickname at the time is "Curly Joe" LOL!!! They really cut up and have a good time with the interview! Joe's crazy sense of humor really shows!

Michelle, so I take it no "unwanted" furry things (ya know, bats, spiders, etc.) made an appearance in your Christmas presents, lol!! I really hope you get to have the kitty you want, 3 isn't too many! I have 4..the recent addition is a rescue baby, and he is a terror!!! Full of pee and vinegar, constantly jumping on the other 3 adult cats and mixing things up around here!

Hi Steven, I have enjoyed your e-mails too....hope you're doing well!

hey guys____i know i am late ,,but hey,,,as the saying goes......."better late than never"////////////////,,,HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE...........

STEVEN,,,,,MICHELLE,,,,, CHEESE........ AUSTIN....CLARKY.....ZENFISH....JAZZY(who has disappeared).......... LUCYSORETS..........ARTANIS..... SUZIE2000...........962.....OVATION...... DEATHCUBE...............ALEXANDRE......... WEBMASTER,,,,,,,,AND THE MAESTRO HIMSELF,,,MR JOE SATRIANI AND HIS FAMILY....ZZ AND RUBINA TOO......MAY THIS NEW YEAR MAKE ALL YUR DREAMS COME TRUE............... SORRY I COULD NOT WISH YU GUYS ON TIME,,,,,,,TOO BUSY LATELY........

SORRY IF I MISSED ANYBODY...HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YU TOO.

STEVEN,,,,,glad we could talk on the 31st and today....made my day....peace...god bless and take care/........cheers.

c yu guys tomorrrow,,,,,,,,bye everyone.....

sayanora.

Cheese101

Dear Joe, I just saw your reply then (1st of January 2005) thanks for watching the message boards. I’m really pleased to find out all my posts got to you (big sigh of relief) and look forward to hearing from you again with your solution.

If you wish to contact me you’ve got my email address (Don’t try and contact me at 123 Fake Street- not real address :-P )

Have a great New Year – Cheers, Rob

Cheerzzz to Joe!!! Wish you a great year! Cheers to the music! xxx Marijn.

Powerslave214

10 Commandments of Marriage

Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first five years of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second five years of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the rest of their marriage, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9. Every woman wants a man who is handsome, understanding, economical and a considerate lover, but again, the law allows only one husband.

Commandment 10. Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished.

Bonus Commandment story.