Alexandre I'm gald to hear that your sister is recovering. Thankyou sooo much for your kind offer, I hope that I can get to Lisbon at some point, but due to recent events, I may not be going on holiday at all this year :-( Life is still good though, I think some of your positive personality must have rubbed off on me - lol :-) The Portugese guitar looks like a very nice instrument, I would imagine that it has a mellow tone to it ? Take care man and thankyou for your friendship.

PhryDom Nice to see you in here Dave, hope your money situation eases up a bit soon.

Clarky D'oh! and I thought that 'covers' were a more modern phenomenom - lmao I got the 'Guitars at an Exhibition' CD free with my recent order from Guitar9. It's a compliation taster, 10,000 copies distibuted. The one I got is vol II and they are asking for interested parties for Vol III, let me know if you're interested and I mail you the details. btw - You need to get yourself a personal website.

Cube See the above post to Clarky, and let me know if you want the details as well. Hope you're good man!!

alexandrecaetano,

Peace to you + your's.....thank you!

mezza,

guitarnett,

Zenfish,

Very Friendly......

L'amitié est une chose valable. ...I essaie de ne personne fâcher. ...hope votre famille apprécie l'amour, la paix & le bonheur !

etiene

www.stevetrott.com

cuthbert1776

Good morning. I trust your weekend went well? I am still embarassed about the Broncos loss to the Colts. The only road team not to win this weekend. Did you get a chance to watch any football?

My "Gandhi" pun got sooo much feedback guess I will try another. A patient was playing golf with his doctor and says " Doc, my wife is experiencing chest pains in the evening sometimes with shooting pains through her arm. What do you think, should she come to see you?"

Doctor replies "Does she or has she ever had "acute" angina?"

The man replies "Yes, but her breasts have sagged a little in the past couple of years!!!"

my god!!! it has finaly happend!! after 2 years of sweating and saving my money, of living in relative poverty.....of not going out with my friends due to me not wanting to spend any cash on anything useless, I finaly did it ; I am now the proud owner of brand-new Ibanez jem 7white!!! ( sorry joe, nothing personal) since the first time I layed eyes on this beauty (must be at least 12 years ago) I knew I would own it someday........ so hallelujah...the day has come..... the purchase of this sweety will be the last one (or maybe not)for it ads the finishing touch to my collection... of course I have youre signature model ,Joe ;don`t be ridicoulous....over the years I`ve managed to obtain 2 of them beauty`s...

before that, I used to ( try to) play on a jackson,a hammer, and a pair of squier`s ; the first 2 were virtualy unplayable to me...they just didn`t feel right. and those squier`s?....what was I thinking?..... you of all people should know how boring a guitar can become if youre not able to use a floid-rose bridge,(or similar) and make that axe scream!!!

by the way Joe,

thank you for all the beautifull music you have given to us all

and to quote my girlfriend who has been my girl for 12 wonderfull years;" Joe satriani is 1 of the only 2 men on the planet ,who needs nothing but his guitar ,to make me cry.........."

you`ve guessed it ; the other one is me...

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer, please, and one for the road."

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

The Viagra Generic Name?

Drugs usually have at least two names - a trade name and a generic name.

For example, the generic name for Tylenol is acetaminophen.

Aleve isknown as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After a period of long consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon beavailable in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink.

stevee t..,what month? damn old age, i cant remember :P

michelle..thx really old woman ;) :P

962..yeah, thats true, perhaps i'll get noticed more that i'm not a snotty nosed spotty teenager :P

zinc master..i like that invisible family joke, and the beer for the road..the eating the clown one is terrible in a joke sort of way :P

Zinc - The Viagra post was definately one of the best you've put up.

stevee T: already saw the site, looks great, and yes he is coming here, the presale EVO's are sold out as of now for boston, and with my luck the show will sell out for the regular tickets since the venue is so small, not sure if i would pay that much anyway....depends...

first off my cat is asleep on my arm so expect no formatting in this post.

civgeek

Was that supposed to be tongue in cheek or pants?