Good Mornin' Humaaahns!

Good Mornin' Sir Joe!

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www.stevetrott.com

Stevee T, any success at Thomas site yet? I found some original tunes there as well but cannot down load em. DCK mentioned to me and I saw on Thomas site that Ron Thal actually guest soloed on one of Thomas tracks.. How cool is that.

Is It A Stroke Or Heart Attack?

Things You Should Know (for yourself and others)

Is It a Stroke?

Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster for the stroke victim. A stroke victim may suffer brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say any bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:

* Ask the individual to smile.

* Ask him or her to raise both arms.

* Ask the person to speak a simple sentence.

If he or she has trouble with any of these tasks, call 9-1-1 immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. After discovering that a group of non-medical volunteers could identify facial weakness, arm weakness and speech problems, researchers urged the general public to learn the three questions. They presented their conclusions at the American Stroke Association's annual meeting last February. Widespread use of this test could result in prompt diagnosis and treatment of the stroke and prevent brain damage.

Is it A Heart Attack?

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people, you can bet that at least one life will be saved. Read this... It could save your life!!

Let's say it's 6:15 P.M. and you're driving home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, upset, and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to radiate out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart att! ack victims can get to a hospital.

Tell as many people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

mikesb

Sometimes I am helpful

Sometimes I am just plain silly/funny.

hi joe, i m french man. Do you speak french, Enfin, je peux te dire que je suis un grand fan , de ta musique ainsi que ta facon de jouer de la guitare, d'ailleur c'est toi qui m'a donné l'envie de jouer de la guitare. Quand vas tu nous faire un album, de pure blue.

Merci a toi, de me faire rever a chaques nouveaux albums, que tu sors, quand est prevu le prochain album?

Any update (1/5) on Joe?

I had the dreaded "P" and it took me 3 months to recover. Got it from pushing myself when I had the flu. I should have stayed in bed...

Blessings Joe,

michelle: lol, if it has four pops (propellors) and makes a low deep humming sound it is a C130.... Unless of course it's not a prehistoric taradactal, lol!! ;-) The Marine Corps ones are all light and dark grey, and the Air Force ones have the different color greens.... If there is a base near you, they are probably pre-positioning supplies and people to bigger bases where they can transport overseas.... The C-130's are very slow too, and here is a pic of one so you can check to see....

Clarky: Sounds kuul bro, and if you can get more info as the dates get closer, that would work.... Have fun man!!....

962: Hey man, I got a few days to check in at the right time here, lol.... I see what your saying about Steve, and his rules are really funny.... "No babies in arms" etc, lmao!!.... He did do something better though.... He kept the EVO Premium people out of the backstage giveaway, and saved that for site members only.... But, cant you be both??.... lol.... And one more thing.... Is'nt Steve looking just like the Ultra Zone character from the album these days!!!! ;-)

....Well peeps, gotta run.... Be back when I can....

Cuthbert

Ola, how was your holidays? I just caught up with 20 or so pages of posts. I took your quiz and scored as a

"CENTRISTS espouse a "middle ground" regarding government

control of the economy and personal behavior. Depending on

the issue, they sometimes favor government intervention

and sometimes support individual freedom of choice.

Centrists pride themselves on keeping an open mind,

tend to oppose "political extremes," and emphasize what

they describe as "practical" solutions to problems."

Interesting very interesting....................................

Also the silo home is the coolest crib I have ever seen. I would love to own one.

OMG! Joe Satriani...what can i say? mmm, well...i love the way you play the guitar *-* i play the guitar too, but i start this year. I'm from Chile, and i see you when you come to the G3 the last year (2004) Ok, i hope you read this. Oh, a question. I been practice to much with the guitar...and my left arm hurts....i know is normal, but what can i do for don't have a real problem?

Newbies ~ we have a fantastic cd featuring the folks here at T2J who have recorded their own ORIGINAL songs onto one compact disc titled SATCHERATED FEEDBACK.

Here's what Joe himself had to say about it ~ "The T2J CD is finally available for all to enjoy! You've got to check out how our fellow musicians here at satriani.com are writing, playing and recording. This is a great CD, the first of many more I hope! --Joe"

At the request of Joe Satriani, proceeds will go to the International Red Cross.

You can find it at www.Talk2Joe.com :-)

I JUST WANT TO DESIRE THAT JOE WILL GET BETTER INTO THESE DAYS, AND DON'T FORGET HIS FANS ALL AROUND THE WORLD. GREETINGS TO ALL THE STRANGE_BEAUTIFUL_MUSIC STAFF, SPECIALLY TO RUBINA AND Z.Z.

CRAZYDON, my hope is that one day a modern player will do a remake of "Desperado" from the Colosseum II "Electric Savage" album. A killer tune (Don Airey and Gary Moore rippin up a storm) with killer guitar tone.....

Cows, Constitution, & Ten Commandments

COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we'r e not using it anymore.

Greetings to Joe Satriani and the gang here at Satriani dot com !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! from Ed, KD6AAJ (my Amateur radio call-sign).

This is my first post, and I have been dying to post so I could say GET BETTER JOE! I'm prayin' for ya.

I just want to thank the people who made this site possible. I just accidentally found this page 'cause I was surfing the net looking for Satriani CDs.

You saved my life Joe, you inspired me to play again (but I suck after like 10 years of not playing).

I was listening to the classic rock station this December 2004 (sorry, Joe, as the 1985 song says "When did Mottley Crue become classic rock?") and I heard "If I could Fly" for the first time. It brought tears to my eyes. It was like angels singing!

Fortunately the radio station switched from playing that rap-cr*p and now plays rock!

Last album (yep, vinyl) I heard was "surfing with the Alien".

Unfortunately, they don't play enough of you stuff here (YET!!!) so I have'nt heard all your stuff.

As soon as I can I will get all of your cd's. Tough 'cause I am married with 2 kids. But now I am finally making (when I work) decent money as an Apprentice Electrician. I will graduate apprenticeship in May 2005.

Then I will have more time to dust of my Kramer and play again.

Music is a love I left in 1991, when I sold my first 1 year old $600 Kramer for $250 (pauseing to wipe tears from eyes)

But I found MusicYo.com who now sells kramer, now owned by Gibson.

Bought my new one for $235, so I figure I made $15.

I just bought both my kids their first electric guitars for Christmas (Matthew is only 7, and Stephanie is 11) so now we can practice together! I started playing when I was about 14 years old, so I figure they have a head start on me.

Well, I gota jam, and I hope to hear from you guys (especialy you, Joe)

Cuthbert

"a stand-alone sammich shop is impressive. It is rare to see one not in a strip mall (whatever the brand). "

Thanks for noticing, I hope if you stopped in you had a good experience. Originally when I purchased that store it was in a strip mall. I moved it and sales jumped from $2000 / week to just under $17000 / week! I started targeting poor ownership / location stores purchasing them and relocating them to stand alone with drive thru stores. Profitability soared.

"As far as centrism is concerned, it depends on their definition of practical. If it means compromising so everyone is a little unhappy and freedom is still pretty well restricted by government, I'll stick with extremism, as such centrism is ultimately impractical -- it goes against individual human nature."

I feel that the "collective good" really defines our human nature. For it clearly defines the NORM. I am an extremist, an optimist, and a CONSERVATIVE (I think).

P.S. Fucking minimum wage went up in Illinois today. It increased a dollar to $6.50. That really pisses me off. The Government, just gave a raise to many people that don't deserve it, so the people that do take it in the shorts! I wish I could raise my prices but the public decides my price not I. Employee rights are getting out of hand. It all started with the organized labor movement, what a corrupt bunch of jackasses. I know so many people that go to college, graduate go to work and feel that their company "owes them something". The reality is nobody owes anybody shit! It's like this Tsunami deal, duh, you live or vacation on the ocean and this is what happens. Or an earthquake in San Francisco, I mean Jesus, is it a surprise when it happens? It is a tragedy, but how come people are already critiquing what America said or has done? How fast we respond. That the president was on vacation at the time and waited three days to say something. I mean man, maybe the guy was trying to assess the situation and respond with worthwhile information. I believe that we should help people in need and "that but by the grace of god there go I". I just get fed up when people critique the generosity and slap you in the face for how you give.

Yea..... I am a conservative!

mikesb,

I found the download...it looks like you need special program off the web to listen?

Did you need to?

Thanks, Steve