Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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New Curtains
A blonde goes into a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pair of pink
curtains".
The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns.
But the blonde seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains she needed.
The blonde replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches??" asked the salesman, "That sounds very small. What room are they for?"
The blonde says: "Oh, they are not for any room - they are for my computer monitor."
The surprised salesman replies, "But, Miss, computers do not have curtains."
The blonde says, " Hellooooooooo - I've got Windows."
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James Abbott
Bagnara Calabra, Reggio Calabria (RC)
Italia
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HEEEEEELP!!!
It's now ages that I'm searching for the following backing tracks. Please Help!
1-Turkey Man
2-Crystal Planet
3-House Full Of Bullets
4-Cool #9
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1-Surfing with the alien
2-The crush of love
I will love you if you can help me!
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Thu Jan 13 '05 11:53:24 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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RIP
Jefferson Airplane Drummer Dies
PETALUMA, Calif. - Spencer Dryden, the drummer for legendary rock band the Jefferson Airplane, has died of cancer. He was 66.
Dryden, who died at his home Tuesday, retired from performing 10 years ago, although he hadn't been working much before that.
"I'm gone," he told the San Francisco Chronicle last May. "I'm out of it. I've left the building."
A benefit concert last year featuring Bob Weir (news) of the Grateful Dead and Warren Haynes of Gov't Mule and raised $36,000 for Dryden, who was in the middle of two hip replacement surgeries and was facing heart surgery at the time. His Petaluma home and all his possessions had been destroyed in a fire in September 2003. He also had been diagnosed with stomach cancer.
Dryden was inducted in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1996 for his work with the Jefferson Airplane during the band's glory years — from the breakthrough 1967 "Surrealistic Pillow" album through historic rock festivals such as Woodstock and Altamont.
Born in New York City, Dryden moved with his parents when he was an infant to Los Angeles.
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James Abbott
Bagnara Calabra, Reggio Calabria (RC)
Italia
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sad message above (just to remind)
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It's now ages that I'm searching for the following backing tracks. Please Help!
1-Turkey Man
2-Crystal Planet
3-House Full Of Bullets
4-Cool #9
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1-Surfing with the alien
2-The crush of love
I will love you if you can help me!
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Thu Jan 13 '05 12:01:16 pm
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DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
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Clarky Ah I'll give that a go, thanks for the help oh wise one *bows*
I finished a track today, I was talking to a drummer yesterday who I talk to occasionally and I told him I found some chopsticks in my desk draw (as much a suprise to me as to him) he told me to play my guitar with them...........so I did.
Lets just say its...erm...well on a scale of 1 - 10...its experimental lol.
I'll have it posted soon :-)
Delfino
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Thu Jan 13 '05 12:36:13 pm
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James Abbott
Bagnara Calabra, Reggio Calabria (RC)
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HEEEEEELP!!!
It's now ages that I'm searching for the following backing tracks. Please Help!
1-Turkey Man
2-Crystal Planet
3-House Full Of Bullets
4-Cool #9
-----------and some better backings of-----------------
1-Surfing with the alien
2-The crush of love
I will love you if you can help me!
THANK YOU
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Thu Jan 13 '05 12:40:01 pm
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James Abbott
Bagnara Calabra, Reggio Calabria (RC)
Italia
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HEEEEEELP!!!
It's now ages that I'm searching for the following backing tracks. Please Help!
1-Turkey Man
2-Crystal Planet
3-House Full Of Bullets
4-Cool #9
-----------and some better backings of-----------------
1-Surfing with the alien
2-The crush of love
I will love you if you can help me!
THANK YOU
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Thu Jan 13 '05 12:40:14 pm
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James Abbott
Bagnara Calabra, Reggio Calabria (RC)
Italia
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HEEEEEELP!!!
It's now ages that I'm searching for the following backing tracks. Please Help!
1-Turkey Man
2-Crystal Planet
3-House Full Of Bullets
4-Cool #9
-----------and some better backings of-----------------
1-Surfing with the alien
2-The crush of love
I will love you if you can help me!
THANK YOU
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James Abbott
Bagnara Calabra, Reggio Calabria (RC)
Italia
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HEEEEEELP!!!
It's now ages that I'm searching for the following backing tracks. Please Help!
1-Turkey Man 2-Crystal Planet 3-House Full Of Bullets 4-Cool #9
-----------and some better backings of----------------- 1-Surfing with the alien 2-The crush of love
I will love you if you can help me! THANK YOU
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Thu Jan 13 '05 12:43:25 pm
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Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
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VFRocker, you near;y had it in the bag? What wen't wrong? I'm sorry to hear that man, what a kick in the nuts. I seriously hope you do get one.....i'd love to have one, they rock!
Stevee T, I gotta say, I'm really surprised that Joe has given the heads-up for a new record at the end of the year. That's fast work.....he's obviously on a roll, which is great! Keep at it Joe!
Yoda, happy birthday mate!
Steven Wilde, happy birthday to you too.....I hope you're ok dude.....i read bahduh's message that you're not in such god health today?! Hope you get well quickly amigo, take it easy!
Delfino, that's so unfair, you get to write essays about The Sopranos?! I wish I could have done that, it's the best!
I'm listening to the Fire Garden album for the first time in months and hearing things I've never heard before.....I must have (cumulatively) spent days listening to this record! Amazing!
JS_JS, nicely put ;-)
Zinc Master, haha, that was pretty funny....the curtains one....it was the "helloooooo" bit that cracked me up!
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Zinc Master
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Ibanez89
Not everyone is on at all times.
Give it a few days/week until you post again.
The person who may have your answer may not be around for a while.
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Thu Jan 13 '05 12:56:01 pm
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Zinc Master
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glad you liked it - it was pretty neat.
there is another one that is in an office setting and whether you are working under windows or not - it is a more computer joke than a hair color joke.
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Thu Jan 13 '05 12:56:53 pm
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Zenfish:I,m in the process of learning & practicing the techniques in order t play good flamenco,i have a more classical approach so it feels unnatural to me,however i,m persevering.The different compas are interesting t mess around with in themselves,currently i,m working with Seguiriyas which is a recurring cycle of 12 half beats with 5 accents,Sevillanas & Fandangos.I remember on my visit to Uzbekistan,the techniques the musicians used were remarkably similar to flamenco guitarists,infact i would say more evolved.I thought it more than probable info has travelled The Great Silk Road & ended with the gypsy in south Spain but that would be pure speculation.
Death cube:Sounds impressive,thanks for keepin me posted
Ovation,AlexandreCaetano:Well on the mend now peeps,thanks for your mails.sending Ronnie a version of c-/hungarian tonight,managed the backing at last,all be it nearly a year later,Only the harmony t record at the start & i,m out o there & down t the bar!
Clarky:"then for the coup de grace.. tell him it's his round..." yeah for the entire band & 20 piece orchestra,lol
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hey Joe, glad you're recovering. i know you're a Hendrix fan like i am and i'm wondering if you've considered, in light of current events, performing a 2005 version of Machine Gun during your soon to be re-scheduled 2004 year-end gigs. I won the backstage visit w/ you for the new year's eve show at the Ventura Theatre that was cancelled. and, i could not help but think of Jimi's fillmore east new year's eve 69/70 performance of Machine Gun and how cool it would be to hear your interpretation of it, considering all that's going on today in the world.
hope you're good as new soon.
Jimi
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Thu Jan 13 '05 1:32:25 pm
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James Abbott
Bagnara Calabra, Reggio Calabria (RC)
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I've waited 1hour!
HEEEEEELP!!!
It's now ages that I'm searching for the following backing tracks. Please Help!
1-Turkey Man 2-Crystal Planet 3-House Full Of Bullets 4-Cool #9
-----------and some better backings of----------------- 1-Surfing with the alien 2-The crush of love
I will love you if you can help me! THANK YOU
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James Abbott
Bagnara Calabra, Reggio Calabria (RC)
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HEEEEEELP!!!
It's now ages that I'm searching for the following backing tracks. Please Help!
1-Turkey Man 2-Crystal Planet 3-House Full Of Bullets 4-Cool #9
-----------and some better backings of----------------- 1-Surfing with the alien 2-The crush of love
I will love you if you can help me! THANK YOU
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