Civgeek, I never laughed so hard as I did a couple of years ago when it was reported that Mr Manilow had broken his nose. The paper I read speculated he broke it leaving a friends appartment in a hurry in a building with "width challenged" hallways!!!

Cuthbert, you are the adjudicater, the referee, the authority the man lol, my comment by the way was with tongue planted firmly in cheek lol

WOO HOO YIPPEEEEE YEEE HAWWWW!!!!

got my vai tickets....

AND

GO PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey everyone, I used to be on here all the time.

I need some help selling an item on ebay..

Heres the link:

Be quick not a lot of time left..!

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Will now take paypal, email from ebay to ask any questions!

death cube k: That sure is great news on the Candy Green Strat bro!!.... The Fender Site (Color #71) is not showing it yet, but I love Mike's axe, and that surely is great news!!.... They will sell fast, and thanks for the heads up bro....

Steven Wilde: That's the spirit bro, you have such a great attitude, and it shows in your playing!!.... Keep it up, and Amen to ATN!! :-)

jazzzzzzzy: Certainly bro.... Right here for the sushi!!....

michelle: lol, I feel bad for Bill Cower.... He gets so close so many times but this guy Roftheles-cheeseburger (lol, I cant say it!) will be an even bigger force to reckon with next year.... He got some great experience this year, and I think he'll be ready next year.... And uuuuhhhh-rahhhh.... Pats-Eagles baby!! :-) :-) BTW, I need a round tuit for that damn digicam software, lol, soon I promise, soon, lol!!....

R.I.P. Johnny Carson.... Thanks for the laughs....

Barry Manilow for G3 :-0 :-p

Mikesb - Muskrat Suzie was a tramp. Sam askes her to be his Mrs. and she said yes with her kisses. Lets him tickle her "fancy." If that doesn't say "Trollop" I don't know what does.

Maybe Barry was Humpty from Digital Underground.

"Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid"

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Last 15 minutes

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I agree with Tastey.....what those kids did is beyond horrible. : (

Mindcrime: Do you know if the routing inside the JS1000 body will accept a regular Floyd Rose as a retrofit?

The "Dogs in heat tour' ???

In a recent interview with ElectricBasement.com <http://www.electricbasement.com/>, former Dokken*/*DIO*bassist *Jeff Pilson* talked about rock music's supposed resurgence. "I think it just comes down to the fact that noting has come along to takes its place yet. The *MÖTLEY* [*CRÜE*] thing you could kind of see coming. I think that there has always been a market for *MÖTLEY*. The world craves the excitement, and I think they are making a smart move for them time wise. I had heard that the *VAN HALEN* thing has not done as well as they had hoped for. I thing that is because most people would be more excited if it was *David Lee Roth* over *Sammy Hagar*. However, it wouldn't be as good, singing wise anyways.

"You know, I had this talk with someone just recently that there is some very good music out their right now, but there is no superstar bands being developed like there was in bands that came along in years past. And I know I sound like an old man saying this, but I think it is true. The environment to develop a superstar band is just not their like it was 20 years ago. The music industry today is so geared for the quick hit that even if the band are capable musicians, they just are not given the opportunity to grow like they once did. Let me ask you, who from 5 years ago is lighting it up today?"

*Pilson* also spoke about the rumor that *DOKKEN* used to have a video camera in the back lounge of their tour bus wired to the TVs in the front where the band and crew would watch the happenings from the back lounge.

"Well, as long as you mentioned the camera in the back of the bus," he responded. "We used to get these girls that would come hang out after the shows, and sometimes you would get these girls with these huge attitudes that just thought they were that it was the dogs [and] the little princess. Now, I am not proud of all these moments, but we were young guys that were, for lack of better term, dogs in heat. In fact, *Rick*, our tour manager, used to joke that it was the *Dogs In Heat* tour. And again sometimes these princess type girls with their cool attitudes would end up on board the bus, and head to the back lounge with whichever band member and do their thing. Then they would come back up front and just act like nothing ever happened. And mind you, the whole front of the bus was watching what was going on in the back, unbeknownst to her. And the funniest one I recall was one time this girl, with such an attitude was on board. And she went to the back with whomever she was with, I can't recall. And when she returned to the front of the bus, someone made a comment about what she had just done, and she started in with her 'No way, not me, I am not that kind of girl, no way, absolutely not, blah blah blah.' And on and on she goes with this. But unbeknownst to her someone had walked behind her and hit play on the VCR, and while she is standing up giving her little speech, the entire bus is in absolute hysterics because they are watching a video of her performing her activities while she is still going on and on about how she is not that kind of girl (laughs).

"The morale of the story, don't ever mess with *DOKKEN*."

Read the entire interview at this location <http://www.electricbasement.com/absolutenm/templates/interview.asp?articleid=194&zoneid=10>.

cuthbert1776

"I would like to remind you both of webmaster Jon's recent post; not because I think I am some kind of enforcer biotch, but because I would hate to see either of you booted over your recent slamfest, as we would lose the unique insights and points of view (however much they may be disagreed with) that you hold"

You are right, and I thought about my reaction to Jazzzzy before I posted. If you think about it before he came back to the board I had no problems with anybody here. We could agree or disagree with respect. The common denominator with this entire BS is Jazzzzy and I am tired of it. You hit the nail on the cuth, when you call him out about his comments on someone talking politics on this board. He bashed bush and conservatives all through October and November, but in a post (directed to Mikesb by the way) I used the term "plenty o liberals and he responded in no productive fashion.
"nice Bill o Reilly quote "you get the last word!!!" I think every time you show up, you try to start some name calling like "plenty O liberals" with rest of your "Heil Coulter" and "Heil Hannity" BS. Mikesb had posted a Socratic quote but your conservative ass had to blow it out of proportion and find a reason to start shit again and blame liberals. Hope you had a fun time pleasuring yourself to the Bush innaguration."

Here is a sample (hopefully the link will work) Advanced search of Jazzzzzy using the word conservative since 2004 to now

So whats the bottom line? jazzzzzzzy is jazzzzzzzy. Pure and simple this guy is a fraud and a hypocrite. He believes he should moderate this board freely slamming anyone he wants. Look for yourself. Do a search for all kinds of words with this guy and rarely will you find a date or time that he wasn’t slamming some one. Enough is enough. I have said my peace, but it won’t change him so fuck him.

Namm Man

Jazzy, she venomously hates other female Fanilows. She still hisses about a woman in the audience who was let up on stage and given flowers by Barry like she was the devil in a dress. lmao!! Her name was...dah, dah, daaaaaah ~ Flossie!

Dr Mindcrime, it was from a show called "When Multiple Personalities Attack". Artanis explained it well. The End.

baduh, sorry the picture gave you nightmares. He's not a black cat, he's a beautiful mix of colors. It was just the shadowing that made him look dark. Don't you like cats? Stay warm!

BigBunny, I used to belong to an animal cruelty group back in the 80's. I couldn't stand the literature they would send out. I was always thinking "WHY do they send this gross stuff to animal lovers?" It was aweful. After a few letter from them, I stopped opening the envelopes and just threw them straight in the trash. I'm all for stopping animal cruelty, but I don't feel the need to see all that stuff. It was nauseating.

civgeek, I couldn't scroll fast enough past that Manilow song! lol!

Namm, a few days ago you mentioned you had the chance to see The Surreal Life. Funny as hell, wasn't it. LOL! Verne is a freaky dude.

Mikey, I like Cower too. It's a shame they didn't make it in. Now my husband is wishing they would have because he think yer Pats are going to be harder (BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE) to beat. lol! The game is on bro! lol!

517 posts behind. Time to clear the board and start fresh.

*poof*

MARIMARI- Welcome Back! I hope your trip to NAMM, Was A huge sucess, and that you had a great and wondeful time! For You sure deserve it! I have e-mailed You to! talk to You later. Rest, and have A great Day!........................OVATION1- Mike, Thank's! Really appreicate the kind word's!, and Freindship! I do try hard to put All of my feeling's in what i write! Oh Yeah, My project Jackson DXMG, came out really awesome! Theres pic's of it on My site! It's all contoured, and custom, fitted with Seymour duncan, at the kneck, and the Hz, in thebridge, And i had Miracle auto paint, give it a Mettalic red Paint Job! It Rock's! So Now, I have 2 fav's My Peavey predetor-plus, totaly custom. and My total custom Jackson! All My guitars are red! just my Motorcycles used to be. Well, Hope all's great, and see ya' later!.......................962- hey, No Prob' bro' Still the "joke" was as about as bad as the real deal! And in very poor tatse! Thank's for the Mail! How are thing's with you? You have snow happening to don't you? It's still dry, cold, and SUNNY, here, Okay, take care..........................MICHELLE- Hi, How are you? Congrat's on your Eagles! And A big Yahoo! Stay cool my freind! and have a pleasent day.............................Jazzzzzy- What's up? How's the JP tunes coming along? pretty cool, I'll bet! yeah, My new tunes should be up this week! Have a Rockin' Day and stay COOoollll!!!..............................LUCY SORETS- Hi, How are You? what's been happenin'? well, I just want to wish you A happy Day! Talk to you later!..............................BADAHUH- Yeah, that was ace talking to You as alway's1 Look forward to it, will e-mail later, And thank's for your mail! Okay, Got to go talk soon..........................ZENFISH- Hi, Hope Your day is well! Alway's wishing great thing's for You!..........................CHEEESE101- How are thing's with you Hope really well! I will e-mail this week, and see how Your doing!

hi joe, i'm hearing 'Gnaahh' right now and all i can say is...."exellent !" i can see that you are "TIME-Gravity" proof... just like your any ather fans, your sounds and music have influenced me and the way i feel for so many years... and i want to thank you for being you...

anyway, i do a lot of graphic designs, mostly album cover design, wallpapers, etc... so if for any reason you have a bit of interest to make a "Dark-extreme-beauty" and FREE of CHARGE album cover design...just let me know.

Hi Steven, after lots of delays we are finally posting you a letter tomorrow! Let us know when it reaches you, probably won't get there for a few days though!